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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

He's already wearing three rings and a bracelet. Pretty sure Kaiser GI Joe here is just a jewelry fan.

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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I’d give the crown to my dog, *but* he’d only be allowed to wear it on special occasions. I’m not a monster.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

hawowanlawow posted:

hey guys check it out, it's like the spear of destiny is my dick

Was the spear of destiny a royal thing? I thought it was a religious thing, the spear that killed God.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

toanoradian posted:

Was the spear of destiny a royal thing? I thought it was a religious thing, the spear that killed God.

same difference there peasant

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





Spiritual component of the golden crown jammed full of jewels, just like Jesus would have wanted.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Samovar posted:

Apologies, I'm trying to get better with the preferred nomenclature, thanks for pointing it out.

It's cool, friend. That's why I pointed it out. Just tryna be a helpful gal and all.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Meskalamdug seems to have had a way cooler hat a mere few millennia earlier:

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Vib Rib posted:

It's barely even got a pattern! They just stuck poo poo all over it! It looks like a grade school class's mockup of a crown.

A lot of that is because it is so drat old it predates faceted gemstones. In a better photo you can see the fine detail of the wirework, making it look a lot less cheap, but it's hard to get past the cabochons.

Also the Nazis hid that crown in a treasure hoard at Nuremberg as part of their lovely pagan bullshit, so if anything, that random GI taking a mocking photo with it was a cleansing act for the Holy relic.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

ahh the burgher king crown is defiled

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I mean I don't know, the stuff from the Sutton Hoo hoard looks a million times more intricate and awesome than that.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

I'm pretty sure all those gems would be impressive and beautiful individually but yeah that crown looks way more like a wealth brag than anything aesthetically pleasing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I like ye olden chad on the right side, hopefully there is a virgin mary on the other side.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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And I guess it doesn’t help that it looks like the cross is on crooked, and without a good reason https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Crown_of_Hungary

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
Lmao at demanding respect for the Holy Roman Empire

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/disco_socialist/status/1364624381041733637

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Wait that post was yesterday? After it was revealed Biden was retreating from his confrontation with ICE.

Bad day for rhat

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1364618847920283660

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


very interested in who is having sex with who, thanks glenn

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




Goddamn Obama really did turn us gay bi

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Like, why does he even care?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Its almost like there are 10 times more potential opposite-sex partners for bi/pan people than same-sex partners.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Glenn-chan really got eaten by the brain worms huh

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Also isn’t bisexuality a spectrum like the rest of sexuality? Why would we assume a 50/50 split?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Skwirl posted:

Like, why does he even care?

He’s a TERF and doesn’t want the act to pass because he hates trans people.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

christmas boots posted:

Also isn’t bisexuality a spectrum like the rest of sexuality? Why would we assume a 50/50 split?

Dienes posted:

Its almost like there are 10 times more potential opposite-sex partners for bi/pan people than same-sex partners.

This, plus it's just kind of easier to be in a het relationship. My parents don't know I'm bi! Also, many people still do want to start families, and that process is easier with an opposite sex partner.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I mean just think about how many hetero relationships and marriages there have been where one or both parties was bi to some degree and never told the other.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
it's crazy how a decrease in hate crimes against same sex couples might lead to a general renaissance of bisexuality, angelic bisexuals just loving in the streets.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


He's also (didn't feel like copy-pasting) one of those guys Very Concerned that the lesbian population may be declining because butches are being recruited into being trans men.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Skwirl posted:

Like, why does he even care?

He's a transphobe.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

He's also (didn't feel like copy-pasting) one of those guys Very Concerned that the lesbian population may be declining because butches are being recruited into being trans men.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Honestly, “hates trans people” is so often the answer for any kind of social media fuckery.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/reeldigitalpro/status/1364670455513288706



be sure to dive into the comments where he reveals the source of his "50% of girls claiming to be trans to be cool" statistic: his son dated a girl who claimed this

Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 20:07 on Feb 25, 2021

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

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Well you see, everyone is born 100% knowing their gender and sexual identity. No one, especially not me, ever had a questioning period, had an experience that made them question their preferences, or ever needed an experience to confirm them. There isn't any sort of scale of sexual preference, nor has any straight or gay or lesbian or asexual person later found their preferences to be broader than what they originally thought.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

be sure to dive into the comments where he reveals the source of his "50% of girls claiming to be trans to be cool" statistic: his son dated a girl who claimed this

Also he is a Ted Cruz fan and climate change denier.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Talking smack about the gender identities of your minor child’s classmates is certainly a loving look.

Doing that to a Black trans woman advocate for trans rights and feminism, who has experienced a lot of public blowback for her work, is the poo poo cherry on top of the poop sundae.

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 23:31 on Feb 24, 2021

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



AlbieQuirky posted:

Talking smack about the gender identities of your minor child’s classmates is certainly a loving look.

Particularly when he is creating lies, literal fantasies.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

AlbieQuirky posted:

Talking smack about the gender identities of your minor child’s classmates is certainly a loving look.

It's pretty amazing that a middle schooler was able to design and carry out a poll that accurately captures the proportion of trans kids in their school.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/TheEpicDept/status/1364434092683649028?s=20

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I can believe there's middle schoolers who claim they're something they aren't for attention or to be cool, not because those things exist but because middle schoolers are terrible. At least, that's what I remember learning from middle school.

The dude in the Twitter is still full of poo poo.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I can believe there's middle schoolers who claim they're something they aren't for attention or to be cool, not because those things exist but because middle schoolers are terrible. At least, that's what I remember learning from middle school.

The dude in the Twitter is still full of poo poo.

It'd be cool if we were at a place in society where random middle schoolers would be more likely to pretend to be trans because they think it makes them cool instead of random trans middle schoolers hiding it so they won't get the poo poo beaten out of them, but I'm calling bullshit on us actually being there.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
This Twitter thread just gets worse. (For anyone who doesn't click through.)

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1364619334790873088?s=19

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1364620087613874179?s=19

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bi people just can't win. If you're with a different gender, then you must actually be straight. If you're with the same gender, you're just a confused gay. People really can't fathom the idea that you can like more than one thing.

"Do you like apples or oranges?"
"I like both"
"What the gently caress"

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