[COVIDelta-19] Remember To Mask Up Between Bites

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Stereotype posted:

yeah it owns

nba and nhl venues will probably be at half capacity by april lol

# ? Feb 25, 2021 06:25

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 04:18

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Lansdowne posted:

https://twitter.com/thehoffather/status/1364707538990632961

aaaand from elsewhere in the article that came from

we're so blessed that covid can't be spread at lunch, it's made opening schools much easier

Also this

# ? Feb 25, 2021 06:37

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Why is everyone so utterly ignoring the fact that you can spread this poo poo without any symptoms whatsoever for 7-10 days before you start getting sick

because it makes life frustrating and tedious, and its time for brunch!!

# ? Feb 25, 2021 06:37

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Also this

how could you go through this as a student and not just be a nihilistic mess afterwards

# ? Feb 25, 2021 06:50

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

https://twitter.com/thehoffather/status/1364707538990632961

ahh yes the virus cannot escape the tents when u open them. once its inside it gets trapped forever

but i wonder if they're thoroughly cleaning them after every use

lol

# ? Feb 25, 2021 06:50

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Also this

lmao

hey body

stop spreading germs TIA

# ? Feb 25, 2021 06:51

FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1364730496719212545?s=19

# ? Feb 25, 2021 06:55

The Oldest Man: Jul 28, 2003

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

the guy who tweeted this is a Local Polite Nazi (runs a group called "safe seattle", not hard to guess what theyre actually about) but also lol the pic

https://twitter.com/thehoffather/status/1364707538990632961

dare you enter the tuba cube

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:06

FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

PerniciousKnid posted:

Do you know what I miss? Spontaneity. Finding cool stuff in stores instead of going to curbside pick up the things I'd ordered online. Ordering the special of the day instead of eating whatever groceries I bought that week.

there's a lot less luster in life from everything having to be planned in advance

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:07

first move tengen: Dec 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/Focus_Taiwan/status/1364334222899621889?s=20

https://twitter.com/Focus_Taiwan/status/1364469761321492481?s=20

quote:

Taipei, Feb. 24 (CNA) Short-term business travelers from countries deemed to be at low or low-to-moderate risk of COVID-19 will be able to apply for shorter quarantine periods again from March 1, the Central Epidemic Command Center (CECC) said Wednesday.

Taiwan began allowing certain business travelers to be quarantined for only five or seven days rather than the normal 14 days from June 22, although the CECC paused the policy on Jan. 1 in light of a new variant of the COVID-19 virus that was found to be more transmissible.

The CECC is now restoring the policy to what was in place prior to Jan. 1 in an effort to normalize international business activity and boost the domestic economy, the center said in a press release.

To qualify, business travelers must enter from a country deemed to be at low or low-to-moderate risk of COVID-19 and they cannot have traveled to any other country or region in the 14 days prior to entering Taiwan.

The travelers must provide proof issued by a legally registered Taiwanese company that they are indeed in Taiwan to conduct business, a planned itinerary of their trip, a COVID-19 prevention plan, and a negative COVID-19 test result issued within three days of their departure for Taiwan.

The COVID-19 prevention plan should include how the Taiwanese company will minimize any possible spread of the disease during the traveler's visit, such as whether they will have designated restrooms, according to the CECC.

Once in Taiwan, travelers from low-risk countries can apply to have their quarantines lifted on the fifth day after their arrival, while those from low to moderate-risk countries can do so after seven days, as long as they test negative for COVID-19.

From the time they leave quarantine until their 14th day in Taiwan, they will not be allowed to visit any crowded places or use public transportation.

They must also wear masks, practice social distancing and record their daily activities and the people they meet. They have to be accompanied at all times, according to the CECC.

They must stay at government-mandated quarantine hotels for the first two weeks of their visit.

From the 15th to 21st day of their trip, business travelers should follow self-health management protocols, such as taking their temperature twice daily and avoiding visiting public places.

The current list of countries and regions the CECC deems to be at low risk of COVID-19 are New Zealand, Macau, Palau, Fiji, Brunei, Laos, Nauru, Timor-Leste, Mauritius, the Marshall Islands and Bhutan.

The CECC listed Australia, Singapore, Vietnam and Cambodia as being of low-to-moderate risk.

gently caress gently caress gently caress take it back please!!! The good thing is these ARE low risk countries, but still I really hate the bullshit of letting people not complete 14-day quarantines just for the sake of number. This policy didn't gently caress us over earlier, but there weren't more contagious variants everywhere the last time this policy was still in place. And nobody is vaccinated here yet. And nobody wears anything better than a surgical mask. God drat it we are so close to making it out of this okay here gently caress

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:25

The Oldest Man: Jul 28, 2003

gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

there's a lot less luster in life from everything having to be planned in advance

You don't like living every day constantly in fear that your seals will fail and checking your leg-board for the next item on your checklist? It's like being an astronaut

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:26

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Goatse Master posted:

https://twitter.com/Focus_Taiwan/status/1364334222899621889?s=20

https://twitter.com/Focus_Taiwan/status/1364469761321492481?s=20

gently caress gently caress gently caress take it back please!!! The good thing is these ARE low risk countries, but still I really hate the bullshit of letting people not complete 14-day quarantines just for the sake of number. This policy didn't gently caress us over earlier, but there weren't more contagious variants everywhere the last time this policy was still in place. And nobody is vaccinated here yet. And nobody wears anything better than a surgical mask. God drat it we are so close to making it out of this okay here gently caress

Australians can't leave the country anyway.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:26

The Oldest Man: Jul 28, 2003

Oh that was another part of growing up for me, learning that being an astronaut and living in space loving sucks

Your sinuses swell shut and your fingernails will probably fall off

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:27

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

much like living in america

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:40

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

https://twitter.com/alanwongw/status/1364804424984485893?s=19

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:41

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Goatse Master posted:

https://twitter.com/Focus_Taiwan/status/1364334222899621889?s=20

https://twitter.com/Focus_Taiwan/status/1364469761321492481?s=20

gently caress gently caress gently caress take it back please!!! The good thing is these ARE low risk countries, but still I really hate the bullshit of letting people not complete 14-day quarantines just for the sake of number. This policy didn't gently caress us over earlier, but there weren't more contagious variants everywhere the last time this policy was still in place. And nobody is vaccinated here yet. And nobody wears anything better than a surgical mask. God drat it we are so close to making it out of this okay here gently caress

sorry sir, number must go up

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:42

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://twitter.com/alanwongw/status/1364804424984485893?s=19

Chip my butthole

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:42

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://twitter.com/alanwongw/status/1364804424984485893?s=19

lmao

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:44

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://twitter.com/alanwongw/status/1364804424984485893?s=19

Streisand effect in action

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:47

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

so when will the ca strain start going vertical

# ? Feb 25, 2021 07:52

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 08:03

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/Joseph_Morong/status/1364839107604533248?s=19

where is my loving vaccine

# ? Feb 25, 2021 08:33

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://twitter.com/alanwongw/status/1364804424984485893?s=19

lol

# ? Feb 25, 2021 08:38

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

everything is just so loving funny today

# ? Feb 25, 2021 08:39

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

Steve Yun posted:

everything is just so loving funny today

lumpentroll posted:

lol

Google Butt posted:

Spergin Morlock posted:

lmao

# ? Feb 25, 2021 08:57

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Poniard posted:

# ? Feb 25, 2021 09:04

Shipon: Nov 7, 2005

holy gently caress, hats off to president xi that's a fantastic bit

# ? Feb 25, 2021 09:59

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

mr xi, seal my holes shut

# ? Feb 25, 2021 10:03

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://twitter.com/alanwongw/status/1364804424984485893?s=19

virgin virus-laden usa: OPEN'ER'UP

chad virus-free china: SPREAD'ER'OPEN :goatsecx:

# ? Feb 25, 2021 10:14

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

noelcat posted:

Longtime CSPAM lurker, wanted to share my family�s COVID story, yay

So my young, mid 20s family member married a trumper type guy who didn�t believe in COVID, cool. they got married this summer �safely� by offering guests masks (nobody wore them, also I did not go, nor did my parents)

in January they were tired of being �good� and staying in so they went to a NYE party

a week later she�s diagnosed w/ COVID

starts getting low oxygen, vomiting, can�t breathe, goes to the hospital w/ her parents because her husband thought she was being dramatic

came back home from the ER with an oxygen tank to use at home. her brother was headed back to college and she wanted to hug him goodbye, her parents told her gtfo

a few days later she�s laying in bed, still sick. suddenly she decides that laying on the floor is more comfortable. her husband yells at her to get back in the bed. she stops talking

he starts CPR, calls 911. at the hospital, she�s in a coma, unresponsive. severe problems with most of her bodily organs, except her heart was good I guess. too fragile to do a CT scan but initial signs show she�s hosed. eventually do a scan. no brain activity. blood clot from COVID went to her brain. her parents two days later have to pull their newly married young daughter off of life support, as soon as the machines are shut off she doesn�t even take a breath on her own

her husband believes in COVID now lol. i think she probably got it from him rather than the NYE party because of the timeline/his mask refusal and working w/ the public. guess we�ll never know

thank goodness we can go back to normal, don�t you know that 99.5% of people survive???

sorry for your loss

gently caress

# ? Feb 25, 2021 10:52

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Lansdowne posted:

https://twitter.com/thehoffather/status/1364707538990632961

aaaand from elsewhere in the article that came from

we're so blessed that covid can't be spread at lunch, it's made opening schools much easier

those photos are gold but Ari Hoffman can gently caress right off

# ? Feb 25, 2021 11:03

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Woke up, no needle.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 11:04

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

Thoguh posted:

Woke up, no needle.

You're in Groundhog Day and you have to figure out the thing you have to do to break out of the cycle dress up as a grandma to steal the vaccine

# ? Feb 25, 2021 11:15

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Steve Yun posted:

You're in Groundhog Day and you have to figure out the thing you have to do to break out of the cycle dress up as a grandma to steal the vaccine

Do NOT do this because it is considered a blue-collar crime and can get you in serious trouble.

If instead you manage an �essential� business [from home] or �work in financial services� or donate money to a fancy school�s PTA, then you�re eligible for a shot with no overt grift and everyone will praise you for being brave and helping build herd immunity and raising awareness.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 11:31

poll plane variant: Jan 12, 2021; by sebmojo

NC just let the first group of non healthcare, non 65+ ppl get the shot yesterday while Virginia has had 70% of the population eligible for months, this poo poo is wild

# ? Feb 25, 2021 11:33

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

oh, does the j+j vaccine suck as much as the az one? do we know anything about novavax?

# ? Feb 25, 2021 11:36

genericnick: Dec 26, 2012

Stereotype posted:

we could use the money to teach them computer literacy. if they don't have a good place to work we could provide one. you can do anything with enough money

Honestly you can't and that's really a big part of the reason why everything sucks. They ripped out the just-do stuff-lever and now you have to hire McKinsey to figure out how to do stuff. And they tell you to send the Covid patients into long term care facilities or to create a forge prove mask voucher program, because they need to justify their existence and fees.

facetoucher cat posted:

Since I'm a dumb rear end and I'm lazy so I don't want to do research why is covid seemingly decreasing? We've got more virulent strains, schools are open, etc. What am I missing or not considering for the drop?

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1364780256708689921?s=19

The decrease is leveling off now. Are you ready for the new season?
https://discord.com/channels/812985554874007552/812985554874007555/814435479029284884
Also good work Czechia. Proud of you.

mastershakeman posted:

Just simple attendance rates show some groups are having truancy shoot up

The only actual data I've seen was that attendance rates are really low for disadvantaged communities, but also basically unchanged?

# ? Feb 25, 2021 11:37

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

SchnorkIes posted:

NC just let the first group of non healthcare, non 65+ ppl get the shot yesterday while Virginia has had 70% of the population eligible for months, this poo poo is wild

Considering 65+ people are struggling to get shots here when they are basically the only people eligible I imagine they're fully left by the wayside in states that have opened it up to basically anybody.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 11:39

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

https://twitter.com/soezeya/status/1364873485210685440?s=19

# ? Feb 25, 2021 11:55

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 04:18

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://twitter.com/soezeya/status/1364873485210685440?s=19

It's 2021 and some people still don't know to use a separate burner account for porn

# ? Feb 25, 2021 11:58

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