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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

something best cookies something gas oven

Ruth is here to tell you the final solution to your cookiebaking problems is a gas oven.

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Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Biplane posted:

Ruth is here to tell you the final solution to your cookiebaking problems is a gas oven.

hell yeah dude

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

hypnospace outlaw 2 looking great

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Htur the Antifa Ruth says the cookies belong to the people

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/LenKusov/status/1364644423976574977?s=19

https://twitter.com/LenKusov/status/1364651342611030017?s=19

https://twitter.com/LenKusov/status/1364686925123248135?s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I can’t wait to hunt those things for sport.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



There was one man who taught us to fight, to smash those metal motherfuckers into junk.

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Shalebridge Cradle posted:

There was one man who taught us to fight, to smash those metal motherfuckers into junk.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous

Platystemon posted:

I can’t wait to hunt be hunted by those things for sport.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

a cyberpunk goose posted:

now ruth i can get into

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The roboleopards won’t eat my face.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Inceltown posted:

Coinflip landed here rather than capitalism thread

https://twitter.com/OrchidBertelsen/status/1364218650987622400
My name's Tandi, what's yours?

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
oh no she's gonna turn into hard-R-uth :(

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/thehoffather/status/1364707538990632961?s=20

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


how long do they last in there

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy


i feel yea buddy

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

What happens when the next class comes in and you have to climb inside someone else's aerosol-blasted chamber?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Nothus posted:

What happens when the next class comes in and you have to climb inside someone else's aerosol-blasted chamber?

maybe they have foot holes cut out and they just walk in those to every class

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

The Nastier Nate posted:

maybe they have foot holes cut out and they just walk in those to every class

lol gonk droid looking mfers

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


And so, the Makers fashioned Poor Finders into the robots' eyes.

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

Platystemon posted:

I can’t wait to hunt those things for sport.

this is how Horizon: Zero Dawn started

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

once the robot was built it was only a matter of time until we found ways to kill it

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
will struggling against a police robot dog be considered assault on a police officer like struggling against a police dog is?

though realistically the cop will just shoot you on sight because they're mad they had to get off their fat rear end and do something themselves instead of sitting back and watching the robot do it

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i honestly dont care what happens afterwards. if something or someone is physically attacking me i'm going to gently caress them up as best i can. being abused as a kid makes me very averse to being touched or manhandled

i'd likely die if i ever came into contact with cops, which is fine cuz i have no interest to live in a cage or be a slave

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

It will. Now watch the police post a bunch of videos about their cute new darling, Officer Robot, to humanize and normalize.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Main Paineframe posted:

will struggling against a police robot dog be considered assault on a police officer like struggling against a police dog is?

though realistically the cop will just shoot you on sight because they're mad they had to get off their fat rear end and do something themselves instead of sitting back and watching the robot do it

You could probably get hit with some kind of destruction of property charge, resisting arrest or obstructing law enforcement (or all three!)

I'm sure that the initial charge would include assaulting an officer so that it could be pled away as leverage.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



It'll be cop car destruction like charges but also you gave the police officer that controls the robot dog PTSD so that's assaulting an officer also.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

also since they're expensive toys expect them to treat taking out the battery as felony theft etc.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Platystemon posted:

I can’t wait to hunt those things for sport.

*15 minutes later* Augh this isn't what I had in mind at all!!!

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

i assumed this was for beer until i got to the end and saw it was coke

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rutibex posted:

i assumed this was for beer until i got to the end and saw it was coke

:same:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Rutibex posted:

i assumed this was for beer until i got to the end and saw it was coke

Nah, it's for something more dangerous and addictive.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Ruth will probably find a way to be extremely racist while giving you cookie advice.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

uber_stoat posted:

Ruth will probably find a way to be extremely racist while giving you cookie advice.

chatbot with Opinions on the subject of brown sugar

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Biplane posted:

It will. Now watch the police post a bunch of videos about their cute new darling, Officer Robot, to humanize and normalize.

I thought Paw Patrol was already a thing?

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.





this video has made me deeply angry. that one must use the experience of colonial adventurism to find oneself and the murder to have a transformative experience. But no real self-reflection on the american imperial project.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Encourage existing weekly.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Lol these robots are going to have so many vulnerabilities if IOT has taught me anything.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
gonna have to teach myself to strip those things for parts like i'm dressing a deer. i promise i will honor every part of you, spot.

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