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Communist Thoughts posted:I want a vaccine I checked and it turns out that I am "extremely unimportant" and "literally the last person on our list, and someone has circled your name in red and put three handwritten question marks"
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Boohoo brexit just hit me personally:
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I have a noodle box from the Chinese supermarket in my office desk draw bbf July 2016. Probably still fine, I'm keeping it for the day I have to work over new year and everything is shut.
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it's okay to say it's part of your zombie apocalypse survival kit, you're among friends here 
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TACD posted:I got a big box of these from Costco if you have one available. In fact, the last box of these I got has been sitting in my office desk drawer for nearly a year now so I wonder how that’s going. I think you now have mini pots of cheese in your desk. We don't have a Costco anywhere near or accessible on the limited public transport these days  I'll look at a couple of whatevil's suggestions later. (Just that at 3am this was the first actual Brexit thing that affected me directly.)
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cheers smithers https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1364822501939937280?s=20
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People leaving vaccine centres within minutes - I thought people were being kept for 15 mins after vaccination incase of bad reaction?
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:People leaving vaccine centres within minutes - I thought people were being kept for 15 mins after vaccination incase of bad reaction? Given the circumstances they might just ask you to wait in the car.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:People leaving vaccine centres within minutes - I thought people were being kept for 15 mins after vaccination incase of bad reaction? My wife got told to sit in the car for five minutes, my dad for fifteen. Neither of them were "kept in" and both left of their own volition after sitting there for a bit.
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CancerCakes posted:I have a noodle box from the Chinese supermarket in my office desk draw bbf July 2016. Probably still fine, I'm keeping it for the day I have to work over new year and everything is shut. Wish I had a Chinese supermarket in my office desk drawer, sounds pretty convenient.
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i had to do the 15 minutes wait. there was a nurse at a desk and about 10 of us on chairs spread out in a huge cubicle thing. it felt like i was doing a very short and easy exam although i think i failed it because i started making chitchat with the nurse
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Communist Thoughts posted:I want a vaccine 
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crispix posted:although i think i failed it because i started making chitchat with the nurse This is actually his 5D chess masterstroke to ruin the country so that he can step in and not do anything.
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Feb 25, 2021 13:22
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still can't quite believe that this is actually happening lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA1SxZoFmOU
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Feb 25, 2021 13:22
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lmao if the only thing he defeats the government on is not raising corporation tax. The perfect legacy
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It's just so loving baffling because even boomers thing inequality is bad and want the rich to be taxed more This is just him grovelling at the feet of capital going PLEASE LOVE ME PLEAAAASE PLEEEEEEEEEEASE
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Feb 25, 2021 13:25
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ah yes, the slightly left wing party.
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Keith just loving carrying a printer for Lloyds Buying Barrett's bathwater are replying OMG Ur so cute!!! to every one of their posts
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I would say this is a very open acknowledgement that they have no members. This is courting the corporate backers to replace the lost membership.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:People leaving vaccine centres within minutes - I thought people were being kept for 15 mins after vaccination incase of bad reaction? The nurse asked me how I got to the clinic. As I walked, (I literally live opposite) she said I was fine to go straight home but I shouldn't try to come back if I started experiencing anaphylaxis. If I said I'd driven I'm sure she would have asked me to wait instead.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:People leaving vaccine centres within minutes - I thought people were being kept for 15 mins after vaccination incase of bad reaction? They asked if I was driving myself home and when I said no they just let me leave.
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Maugrim posted:Been wondering this myself - where are all you super informed people who can reliably determine which councillors are good or bad getting your info from? In my case local FB groups and to a lesser extent Twitter; the local papers website isn't too bad if you can cope with all the fluff. Of course sometimes it blows up so bad it gets into the national papers and *still* nothing happens. The naked corruption of the Westferry deal is the sort of thing we sanction other countries for, and yet it barely even gets a mention. This, more than anything, is what's driving me away from politics. We can all point and say AHA, TORY DID BAD THING and nothing happens. At least with Corbyn about there was a vague chance there might be a better way, but that beige oval office supposedly in charge of opposing the government is such a lapdog that he'd probably sack anyone in the party trying to stop the Tories ripping the wiring out of the walls at Southside. Also the next person that says anything, anything at all, is "not something to play politics over" - or even worse "too important" for politics - is going to get a copy of the 1945 Labour manifesto shoved so far up their arse they'll be able to taste the ink.
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Barry Foster posted:still can't quite believe that this is actually happening lmao I will sell my house and give all of the money directly to the first politician to stand up in the House of Commons and say "Yes it's true, Kier Starmer has no dick".
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Guavanaut posted:Sounds like you passed. It's only if your throat closes up that you fail. You fail the nurse test if your eyes pop out and your tongue rolls out like a carpet like a Tex Avery cartoon Umbra Dubium posted:The nurse asked me how I got to the clinic. As I walked, (I literally live opposite) she said I was fine to go straight home but I shouldn't try to come back if I started experiencing anaphylaxis. Lol I like the interpretation here of "if you experience anaphylaxis, you're on your own buddy
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Guavanaut posted:Sounds like you passed. It's only if your throat closes up that you fail. This is actually how you get into the Trilateral Commission.
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I told the nurse I drove to the vaccination centre in my Bugatti, and she told me to meet her out back for 15 minutes. Back of the net!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT1CFoNovag Basically I feel about the current Labour Party the way Bill Hicks felt about 80s pop bands. The title of the bit should be all the NWS/content warning you need.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT1CFoNovag Bill Hicks loving sucks
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Pesky Splinter posted:Another entry in the vast ledger of "poo poo that doesn't actually accomplish anything, but the people doing it will feel good about themselves" The first time I heard one of those was in primary school and the teachers went all in on it and then had to break it to us that it was made up and they didn't know why, and every time since it has always also been made up. I always tried to challenge them in the most positive way, like "I'm fairly sure this isn't right but I'd be happy to donate a few quid to [fund that actually does that]" but that seems to get a worse reaction than "lol this is a scam and a huge waste of everyone's time".
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Guavanaut posted:Getting strong vibes of all the "we're collecting crisp packets/bottle tops/ring pulls to buy a wheelchair/medical device" chain emails. Love to make myself feel good by getting the homeless to sleep under literal refuse in my completely normal country
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If you want free waterproof items then every time supermarkets change their car park banners they just get thrown out despite being made of perfectly good tarpaulin. Much better than stitching together crisp packets. They make decent groundsheets/covers for things.
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