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Blow posted:Rats eating my figs. Lol trap sprung
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Carth Dookie posted:Helvetica Scenario Sorry above the nightmare zone that is your skull. Teeth are the worst.
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Feb 25, 2021 12:22
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Caesar Saladin posted:congratulations with your wife, is it gonna be your first kid? Thanks. First and hopefully only, yeah. CD's ban happened just before I got here, but my impression was that it was for actively bad things he did irl. My opinion on blow is fed by having hung out with him a few times when I had to go to Sydney a couple of years ago and feeling that the worst elements of his posting do not represent the best elements of his character. But at the end of the day I'm just asking for a moment of grace in special circumstances, it's not a hill I'm here to die on.
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Feb 25, 2021 12:29
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Zazi posted:Mrs Zazi is about 10 weeks preggo. Too early to really tell anyone myself irl because it's still at a risky phase but this place seems like somewhere I can vent that. That's fucken top work mate. Congratulations. Zazi posted:I know everyone here has opinions but I'd like to request a pardon for Blow's posting in the circumstances since all things considered I still think he's a nice guy at heart. Yeah nah the oval office's a dead set fuckwit hey. Zazi posted:Also #freeNVJ. 'Kenoath.
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Feb 25, 2021 12:30
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Jestery posted:
Only blow would trap a rat, then take a photo of it, then show the photo to everyone in class.
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Feb 25, 2021 12:33
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Zazi posted:Mrs Zazi is about 10 weeks preggo. Too early to really tell anyone myself irl because it's still at a risky phase but this place seems like somewhere I can vent that. Congrats, if you want some serious Dad chat come to the Discord. There's like 4 of us.
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Feb 25, 2021 12:38
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Beaucoup Haram posted:Congrats, if you want some serious Dad chat come to the Discord. I haven't opened Discord in months but in all honesty I could use some dadvice that doesn't risk my google algorithm learning the truth.
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Feb 25, 2021 12:46
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Congrats to you and Mrs Zazi 
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Feb 25, 2021 12:47
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Flannelette posted:Only blow would trap a rat, then take a photo of it, then show the photo to everyone in class. I'm imagining AUSGBS as an R-rated version of Angela anaconda with everyone's avatars as their faces and I'm giggling
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Feb 25, 2021 12:52
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bee posted:That sounds loving hectic! I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to imply that root canals are garbage - clearly your chompers need some hardcore intervention there - just that in some cases dentists can get a bit excited about them without giving other alternatives due consideration. Yeah no offense was taken, just swapping dental war stories. Dental necromancy is a pretty accurate description. Infinitum posted:Sorry above the nightmare zone that is your skull. Teeth are the worst. Yeah it's true. Funny thing is, I hadn't been to the dentist in nearly 20 years and they were all healthy, if a little crooked because of wisdom teeth crowding and some fun recession due to overly harsh brushing. It's only after I got them all removed and braces put in that poo poo went pear shaped. I'm at least 10k down for all the work done and if I need bone grafts and an implant that'll be another 12-15k before the end. And yet; despite nearly 2 decades without seeing a dentist not a single goddamn cavity!
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Feb 25, 2021 12:53
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I have also killed several rats today but unfortunately I did not take a photo or think to brag about it. I did feel a brief moment of power before it gave way to feelings of intense powerlessness and a moment where I thought maybe a god I don't believe in would give me a sign what would happen to me when I wind up with my neck in life's trap but it didn't happen.
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Feb 25, 2021 13:00
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Zazi posted:I haven't opened Discord in months but in all honesty I could use some dadvice that doesn't risk my google algorithm learning the truth. i was in a similar situation to you a few years ago and my discord dms are always open !
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Feb 25, 2021 13:01
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Jestery posted:I'm imagining AUSGBS as an R-rated version of Angela anaconda with everyone's avatars as their faces and I'm giggling this is how i view all forums and discord. me being avatar-less for years was a little annoying but i am cheap, and finally, made one with eywa. Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I have also killed several rats today but unfortunately I did not take a photo or think to brag about it. I did feel a brief moment of power before it gave way to feelings of intense powerlessness and a moment where I thought maybe a god I don't believe in would give me a sign what would happen to me when I wind up with my neck in life's trap but it didn't happen. Also now this is the fourth rat death topic i've witnessed today, what the gently caress is up everyone, can i get an F in the chat for the vermin out there
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Feb 25, 2021 13:06
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Carth Dookie posted:Yeah no offense was taken, just swapping dental war stories. Dental necromancy is a pretty accurate description. Look on the bright side. Dental work = eating yo-gos. So really it's worth it in the end
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Feb 25, 2021 13:08
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Jestery posted:HGB : now blow, don't post here or you will be banned Quoting for posterity
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Feb 25, 2021 13:09
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I thought it was my lovely house keeping but when I was at the psyche ward I was chatting to a nurse about it and there's apparently a crazy plague of feral rats around atm, it's a thing. I spent ages using no kill traps on the fuckers until we confirmed they were actually feral and not native and now it's absolute mayhem, no quarter, real Charlie Kelly poo poo. They got into my museli bars dude. My Museli Bars. I'm not happy about it. This poo poo changes you like going to war to shoot at krauts
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Feb 25, 2021 13:11
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There is about 20 ship rats that all live in a tiny bamboo bunch I see while walking at night, they seem pretty chill
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Feb 25, 2021 13:13
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my new house had drifts of rat poo poo in it. Just pulling up the carpet, pouring piles of rat poo poo onto the floorboards. Rat mess on the walls. Desiccated rat skull poking through the hole the wires to the meters came out. Saw a rat the other day walking two legged carrying a chewed up nectarine. Found a half-eaten fig in the shed, we don't even have a fig tree (do figs come on trees?).
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Feb 25, 2021 13:17
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I feel pretty sorry for the old greek lady who lived in the house prior to being stuffed in a home and the house bought.
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I thought it was my lovely house keeping but when I was at the psyche ward I was chatting to a nurse about it and there's apparently a crazy plague of feral rats around atm, it's a thing. I spent ages using no kill traps on the fuckers until we confirmed they were actually feral and not native and now it's absolute mayhem, no quarter, real Charlie Kelly poo poo. They got into my museli bars dude. My Museli Bars. I'm not happy about it. This poo poo changes you like going to war to shoot at krauts Get your hammer Dale. It's time to exterminate.
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Feb 25, 2021 13:18
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Zazi posted:Mrs Zazi is about 10 weeks preggo. Too early to really tell anyone myself irl because it's still at a risky phase but this place seems like somewhere I can vent that. Congratulations on the bub to be. All the best in the weeks to come.
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Feb 25, 2021 13:40
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Zazi posted:my new house had drifts of rat poo poo in it. Just pulling up the carpet, pouring piles of rat poo poo onto the floorboards. Rat mess on the walls. Desiccated rat skull poking through the hole the wires to the meters came out. Saw a rat the other day walking two legged carrying a chewed up nectarine. Found a half-eaten fig in the shed, we don't even have a fig tree (do figs come on trees?). I grew in lovely rural hellsville and distinctly remember the mouse plagues in the 80s. Usually in the middle of the night after a stressful day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWVw-j8eYSk&t=33s I'll never forget the time we knocked the door off a silo and a wave of rats came pouring out. The loving stench of mouse piss and poo poo, fermented mouse remains all squished into a heap at the bottom of the silo and tonnes of ruined grain was actually worse than being almost knee deep in a brown tidal wave of vermin.
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Feb 25, 2021 16:16
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Blow posted:Rats eating my figs. This isn't the first loving time you have posted on these forums about you committing animal abuse. Remember when you loving fed your pet rat drugs? gently caress right off Blow.
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Feb 25, 2021 16:55
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Running like an hour late to work because shittyrail -_- Got really excited when I got to the station early and was able to get a train that goes to my second connecting station so could get 2 trains instead of 3....turns out it was the 6.30 service running an hour and a half behind. Can't wait til I can drive and can tell at traffic instead
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Feb 25, 2021 22:43
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Beaucoup Haram posted:Congrats, if you want some serious Dad chat come to the Discord. Yep it was an OK place; definitely would recommend that spot for dad chat; even if youre just of a dad age.
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Feb 25, 2021 23:14
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ili posted:That's fucken top work mate. Congratulations. Reckon both can be true; or he might post badly here but be an OK guy? Who knows honestly ;; though i think it would be prime if the dead rats and such were kept elsewhere; implications of snitches or not received ... o well! ALSO #FREENVJ plz
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Feb 25, 2021 23:15
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I need to go to the doctor to get more prescriptions and I'm so not motivated to leave the house.
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Feb 25, 2021 23:33
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Me and Mrs Spergo are gonna build a garden bed this weekend. There's a spot along the side fence where there was a crappy little garden bed but we're gonna bring it about 200mm out further and a good 150-200 higher, it's about 7.2m long. P excited tbh
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Feb 25, 2021 23:52
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It's Friday and I've got 3kg of short ribs.
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Feb 25, 2021 23:56
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Infinitum posted:Look on the bright side. Dental work = eating yo-gos.
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Feb 25, 2021 23:56
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My dadvice to anyone who doesn't want more kids is to get a vasectomy. It's a really simple procedure and mine didn't hurt at all, I'm guessing the meme about guys in pain for a day after is mostly people milking the sympathy. The last thing I could handle in my life is a surprise kid.
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Feb 26, 2021 00:04
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Zazi posted:my new house had drifts of rat poo poo in it. Just pulling up the carpet, pouring piles of rat poo poo onto the floorboards. Rat mess on the walls. Desiccated rat skull poking through the hole the wires to the meters came out. Saw a rat the other day walking two legged carrying a chewed up nectarine. Found a half-eaten fig in the shed, we don't even have a fig tree (do figs come on trees?). congrats on the baby please buy a gun to defend it from the rats
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Feb 26, 2021 00:28
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Party pies in the oven for lunch. I was going to wait around for the Chinese restaurant to open but that would have meant waiting another hour for a bus home and I realised that I haven't had a pie in over a year. It's the little things.
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Feb 26, 2021 01:53
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Off to get a thyroid scan this arvo. Tbh I'm just taking advantage of a short work day as well but I missed the appointment before Christmas because I forgot to bring the referral, figured it'd be good to get on top of it soon. Might spend the afternoon mapping out where the studs are on the back wall of the rumpus so I can start thinking about network cables
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Feb 26, 2021 01:59
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today is WFH day and also Pata Pata day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBJVVhn7iuo Pata Pata day is just any day that I am feeling good and this song just amplifies it.
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Feb 26, 2021 02:02
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Nvj works at the Eagle St Pig n Whistle, defusing gang violence between the Orange Hi-Vis and the Yellow Hi-Vis construction gangs
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McSpergin posted:Off to get a thyroid scan this arvo. Tbh I'm just taking advantage of a short work day as well but I missed the appointment before Christmas because I forgot to bring the referral, figured it'd be good to get on top of it soon. Might spend the afternoon mapping out where the studs are on the back wall of the rumpus so I can start thinking about network cables Next time you forget a referral, just get it faxed or emailed through.
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