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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

VelociBacon posted:

Why is this thread fascinated with animals killing each other I don't get it

You would rather get your dead animals neatly butchered and wrapped in plastic at the grocery store, then see the horrid conditions they are kept in their whole life before being slaughtered....

Unless its some guy shooting a herd and leaving them to rot or catching sharks to cut off their fin and throwing the rest back in the ocean, other than that you participate daily in the slaughtering of animals much more cruel than this gif shows.

Everyone who eats meat should have to kill one animal of that type in their lifetime. No hamburgers until you kill a cow, no chicken mcnuggets until you kill a chicken. As a society we are so detached from our food source, and how that food gets grown/delivered/processed.

Fozzy The Bear has a new favorite as of 20:54 on Feb 25, 2021

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DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Fozzy The Bear posted:

You would rather get your dead animals neatly butchered and wrapped in plastic at the grocery store, then see the horrid conditions they are kept in their whole life before being slaughtered....

Unless its some guy shooting a herd and leaving them to rot or catching sharks to cut off their fin and throwing the rest back in the ocean, other than that you participate daily in the slaughtering of animals much more cruel than this gif shows.

Everyone who eats meat should have to kill one animal of that type in their lifetime. No hamburgers until you kill a cow, no chicken mcnuggets until you kill a chicken. As a society we are so detached from our food source, and how that food gets grown/delivered/processed.
Ah yes the perfect conversation for the ... squints hard ... Post Your Favorite Gif Thread....
For the record, I don't eat duck.

Have some dog and cats.

https://i.imgur.com/WuqvNpG.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/ee9L5Ay.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Fozzy The Bear posted:

You would rather get your dead animals neatly butchered and wrapped in plastic at the grocery store, then see the horrid conditions they are kept in their whole life before being slaughtered....

Unless its some guy shooting a herd and leaving them to rot or catching sharks to cut off their fin and throwing the rest back in the ocean, other than that you participate daily in the slaughtering of animals much more cruel than this gif shows.

Everyone who eats meat should have to kill one animal of that type in their lifetime. No hamburgers until you kill a cow, no chicken mcnuggets until you kill a chicken. As a society we are so detached from our food source, and how that food gets grown/delivered/processed.


Nah, I like my meat nice and fresh.

https://i.imgur.com/QwalcOW.mp4

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DaveKap posted:

Ah yes the perfect conversation for the ... squints hard ... Post Your Favorite Gif Thread....
For the record, I don't eat duck.

You don't like the derail so you ... squints hard ... quote it, reply to it, and it keep it going....



e: Duck is loving delicious

Fozzy The Bear has a new favorite as of 22:42 on Feb 25, 2021

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Shut up and post gifs.

https://i.imgur.com/lPKwJuC.mp4

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



They're each using the railing! :kimchi:

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Cartoon Man posted:

Nah, I like my meat nice and fresh.

https://i.imgur.com/QwalcOW.mp4
The one on the ground moving on its own is somehow creepier to me. What is going on here?
Edit: Oh it's like one of those "muscles still moving even though it's dead" kinda things huh. I remember my favorite:

DaveKap has a new favorite as of 23:17 on Feb 25, 2021

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




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snail
Sep 25, 2008

CHEESE!

DaveKap posted:

The one on the ground moving on its own is somehow creepier to me. What is going on here?

Muscle will still twitch and move for quite some time after death, particularly in the absence of a brain stem. I used to work for an abattoir, and after a cow was killed, gutted, skinned and cut in half to hang up on the hooks, the entire sides of beef would twitch and spasm for up to a day after. Imagine a warehouse full of sides of beef, a blood covered drain underneath the hook tracks, and entire walls of slowly fading red pulsing and twitching.

There is a reason for the saying based on "running around like a headless chicken."

(I still eat meat, we were killing animals, but if anyone was being unethical or a horrible about it, they were shown the door really quick. There is too much money in quality meat heading towards markets with strict religious observances for the company to tolerate people being jerks, and we were regularly audited and toured by various religious groups)

snail has a new favorite as of 02:21 on Feb 26, 2021

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

snail posted:

There is a reason for the saying based on "running around like a headless chicken."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Kheldarn posted:

The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer available

still working for me?

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

Nah, I like my meat nice and fresh.

https://i.imgur.com/QwalcOW.mp4

This is what my legs feel like on a bad night when I'm trying to get to sleep. All up and down my legs, all night. :(

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

That70sHeidi posted:

This is what my legs feel like on a bad night when I'm trying to get to sleep. All up and down my legs, all night. :(

I get this way when I haven't had any exercise because I normally ride my bike for at least an hour every day. The last few weeks of freezing rain and ice everywhere have been rough :(

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



I was making some new stuff for my game, IncrediMarble, and out popped one of those "oddly satisfying" gifs so I figured I'd share:
https://i.imgur.com/etnT8MT.gifv

I wish there was an easy gif creator that would actually record in 120. I've got a 240 monitor going and this looks way better live than in this supposedly 60fps gif.

DaveKap has a new favorite as of 05:00 on Feb 26, 2021

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1365143559725338626
:stare:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Yeah, I think not.

I'm excited enough when I get a tax refund.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

A professional freeskier

It gets even worse: halfway down the abominable snowman is going to start chasing them.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Like the alien ship from The Abyss rising from the depths.


https://i.imgur.com/QQjwGQJ.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Karia posted:

It gets even worse: halfway down the abominable snowman is going to start chasing them.

https://i.imgur.com/cMURztp.mp4

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

The Little Death posted:

still working for me?

That's because it's cached in your browser.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

snail posted:

Muscle will still twitch and move for quite some time after death, particularly in the absence of a brain stem. I used to work for an abattoir, and after a cow was killed, gutted, skinned and cut in half to hang up on the hooks, the entire sides of beef would twitch and spasm for up to a day after. Imagine a warehouse full of sides of beef, a blood covered drain underneath the hook tracks, and entire walls of slowly fading red pulsing and twitching.
Are you sure you didn't slip into the Silent Hill otherworld?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Knormal posted:

Are you sure you didn't slip into the Silent Hill otherworld?

Pretty sure that's some Magnus archives poo poo right there

snail
Sep 25, 2008

CHEESE!

Knormal posted:

Are you sure you didn't slip into the Silent Hill otherworld?

You really do become desensitised to all that death after a while. My boss really early on took me for a tour of the plant to see that I was fine with it all, but growing up around farms and so on, if I want meat that's just where you get it.

I have plenty of crazy stories about accidents, dead cows exploding over windows due to a robotics bug, or escaping and dying in the cafeteria. But really, nothing of the cow was wasted, and ethically that mattered to me.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/kJb8ubV.mp4

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

DaveKap posted:

The one on the ground moving on its own is somehow creepier to me. What is going on here?
Edit: Oh it's like one of those "muscles still moving even though it's dead" kinda things huh. I remember my favorite:


Sodium ion channels, baby. We're just a bunch of electrolytes pissing our muscle fibers off.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/AzRwqRY.gifv

Kheldarn has a new favorite as of 01:45 on Feb 28, 2021

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Someone reverse it and change the caption to "when they realise they're stuck and try to back out"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/WVf37Yx.mp4

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




So long, suckers.

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRsX0d_v6xI&t=50s
:colbert:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/szju6XK.mp4

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
thats a lot of feet to control

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/dQ8WePe.gifv

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



I love this little guy so much I made an av

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Ornamental Dingbat posted:



I love this little guy so much I made an av



I needa post halloween av

So I'm taking it

E: My gang tags go away :(? I'm sad now

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 02:57 on Mar 1, 2021

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Quote this and copy the [img] tags in your av text




e: or ask a mod very nicely

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Quote this and copy the [timg] tags in your av text




e: or ask a mod very nicely

I'm willing to give Jeffrey another 5 dollars of my money.

https://i.imgur.com/3ba1Rjr.mp4

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 05:19 on Mar 1, 2021

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

somehow this caused me to instantly relive all the awkwardness of high school compacted into a single moment. That poor girl.

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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Quote this and copy the [timg] tags in your av text

[img]https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/5e/92/00143494.0001.png[/timg]


e: or ask a mod very nicely

Just wanted to say thanks, because I just spent more of my money getting a sweet new name too! :argh:

https://i.imgur.com/piIowVc.mp4

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