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quote:Oliver Cox - It's like "cocks" see? But with an X! Yep, Oliver is gay. And like most of the stupid side of homosexuals, he defines himself entirely by his sexuality. He constantly chats about his rear end, making the worst sorts of jokes in a desperate bid for attention. Someone might say something like "This encounter is pretty hard" and Oliver will quickly respond "My rear end is hard". When no one pays attention to him, he either ups the frequency of the pathetic gay talk or starts saying equally stupid things about his cat Pancakes. Yes, even the cat has a stupid name. Oliver is a grown man who lives with his mother, works for a call-center, and can't even get laid using Grindr. I know this because he likes to use free company chat as his own personal blog from time to time. He usually plays a scholar, and he is awful at it. Heres to you, oliver cox 
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Oliver Cox All of the cocks 
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Feb 26, 2021 00:42
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All over cocks is how I've always read it
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Feb 26, 2021 00:43
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My rear end is hard.
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Feb 26, 2021 00:45
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Begemot posted:My favorite bit with the fae in Il Mheg is (Shadowbringers spoiler) when the Fuath decide to drown you, so you can join them, but it's foiled by the WoL's ability to breathe underwater. So you just get teleported to a random spot in the lake and have to swim back to shore. thanks, best character in stormblood (my friend and i ritually chanting in the background): SORO-BAN! SORO-BAN! SORO-BAN!
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Feb 26, 2021 00:46
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My rear end is on the low end of the difficulty scale
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Feb 26, 2021 00:46
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I got a real dunning kruger situation w/r/t my rear end
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Kurieg posted:And I had it cached. posted:Mental and genetic flaws run rampant in this FC. (Kind of surprised I'm not on the list, too. You'd think with all my whining they'd have made a note of me. Oh well~)
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Leal posted:I mean they aren't wrong with the cat name thing, why name them pancakes and not the far superior breakfast food French Toast? Everyone knows that cats should be named like Old West gun slingers. Jezebel Debbie "Son-stealing' Young 'Doc' Jacob Brume Hadley
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Whoever this is, I hope they out themselves rapidly because holy poo poo this is abhorrent in connection to the deafness comment. I am surprised that they haven't already given their reddit post history. 
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Feb 26, 2021 01:17
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IcePhoenix posted:All over cocks is how I've always read it Yes, it's All Over Cocks. Also, hello. Me and Pancakes are excited about our new internet fame.
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Feb 26, 2021 01:19
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SloppyDoughnuts posted:Yes, it's All Over Cocks. Stupid sexy Oliver and their hard rear end. That guy is an idiot, Pancakes is a dope cat name and I would like to know more.
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Feb 26, 2021 01:20
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that list of people sounds like the stock characters in every single mmo guild that has ever existed
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Feb 26, 2021 01:26
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Goons never disappoint
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Feb 26, 2021 01:27
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also i want to hear about pancakes the cat
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Feb 26, 2021 01:28
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so that guy makes exclusively rude lovely posts but only occasionally with six month gaps in between and with a username that’s specifically appropriate for those lovely posts or it’s an alt that he made because he thought his takes were somehow too spicy for reddit
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Feb 26, 2021 01:28
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FINAL FANTASY XIV: Patch 5.45: Upped the frequency of pathetic gay talk
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Feb 26, 2021 01:28
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I'm in TPT (Cathy Rindhoops) and I'm also a gay and I would have talked about it more if it scares off more bellends like that. I also have a dog named Peggy
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Feb 26, 2021 01:30
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Chillgamesh posted:FINAL FANTASY XIV: Patch 5.45: Upped the frequency of pathetic gay talk Mods please
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Chillgamesh posted:FINAL FANTASY XIV: Patch 5.45: Upped the frequency of pathetic gay talk Me
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Meridian posted:Stupid sexy Oliver and their hard rear end. That guy is an idiot, Pancakes is a dope cat name and I would like to know more. Up until last week my brother lived with me and he has 2 sister siamese cats named Kit and Caboodle.
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Feb 26, 2021 01:32
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Meridian posted:My rear end is hard.
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Feb 26, 2021 01:34
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SloppyDoughnuts posted:Up until last week my brother lived with me and he has 2 sister siamese cats named Kit and Caboodle. Ha! That's really good.
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Feb 26, 2021 01:37
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Meridian posted:My rear end is hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DKwJ-yxQpQ
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Feb 26, 2021 01:42
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reveal yourself, coward!
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Feb 26, 2021 01:42
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gimme the name gimme the name
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Chillgamesh posted:FINAL FANTASY XIV: Patch 5.45: Upped the frequency of pathetic gay talk mooodsss
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I like that title as well. It’s fun and surely bound to piss off that sad sad person which is a nice bonus.
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Feb 26, 2021 01:48
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The thing that baffles me is someone knowingly joining a goon fc, then complaining about people being...goons?
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I'm guessing that whoever this is isn't a thread regular, if for no other reason than their list seems to only focus on people in the FC itself, and there's DEFINITELY people in the thread who'd piss this guy off enough to earn a spot on his list.
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Chillgamesh posted:FINAL FANTASY XIV: Patch 5.45: Upped the frequency of pathetic gay talk
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Chillgamesh posted:FINAL FANTASY XIV: Patch 5.45: Upped the frequency of pathetic gay talk
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Brownieftw posted:The thing that baffles me is someone knowingly joining a goon fc, then complaining about people being...goons? They're probably one of the "old types" who complain about things like THIS USED TO BE THE FORUM THAT MADE FUN OF <bad word for trans folk> AND NINE ELEVEN"
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Feb 26, 2021 02:04
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Meridian posted:My rear end is hard. FINAL FANTASY XIV: Patch 5.45 "My rear end is hard"
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Feb 26, 2021 02:06
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Chillgamesh posted:FINAL FANTASY XIV: Patch 5.45: Upped the frequency of pathetic gay talk
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Feb 26, 2021 02:12
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lmao I don't know many folks in TPT, but gently caress that idiot. Anyone besmirching the extremely good name of Enchilada Night is a grade A loser.
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I don't really care if the new raid will be silvertear because they'll never let us see that super beautiful silvertear falls and poo poo in the 1.0 cutscenes cause it's now all crystal swampland, thanks dragondad.
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Fister Roboto posted:lmao TPT has a ton of people with Mexican food related names and it owns.
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I'm not in an FC since I only restarted a few weeks ago, but that post was a pretty solid sales pitch.
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Evil Benius posted:I'm not in an FC since I only restarted a few weeks ago, but that post was a pretty solid sales pitch. Come join us, friend.
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