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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

uber_stoat posted:

gonna have to teach myself to strip those things for parts like i'm dressing a deer. i promise i will honor every part of you, spot.

a single police robot can be repurposed to make:

1 radio
8 stepper motors suitable for a variety of power tools
2 security cameras
1 cellphone charging station

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


uber_stoat posted:

gonna have to teach myself to strip those things for parts like i'm dressing a deer. i promise i will honor every part of you, spot.

*six months of clashes and looted robots later*

Antifa scavenge-built spider robots~

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Just gotta get those Cyberpunk implants that scramble your face on cameras.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

christmas boots posted:

Just gotta get those Cyberpunk implants that scramble your face on cameras.

We already have that, it's called juggalo makeup

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

christmas boots posted:

Just gotta get those Cyberpunk implants that scramble your face on cameras.

Or, fool it into thinking you have someone elses face

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1803.04683.pdf

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Nothus posted:

What happens when the next class comes in and you have to climb inside someone else's aerosol-blasted chamber?

They climb right in (safely).

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

a cyberpunk goose posted:

now ruth i can get into

computer, is there a way to generate a nude ruth?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Peanut President posted:

computer, is there a way to generate a nude ruth?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Well don't just leave us hanging here

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Riot Bimbo posted:

*six months of clashes and looted robots later*

Antifa scavenge-built spider robots~

https://youtu.be/kVSswbUP3g0

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

San Francisco's been using robots to harass the houseless for ~4 years or so.

https://twitter.com/samueldodge/status/939627122561134592

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

https://twitter.com/Debuking5/status/1364865482994630658?s=20

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



The worship of Musk is so strange.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Really just repeating what the reply said but it's amusingly dumb that the only people who think the autopilot is good are people who don't know how to drive.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
We can't tell from the video, that could have been the safest maneuver in that that situation (like if someone was tailgating and the left lane was wide open). Theoretically the autopilot is better situated to make a decision and pull that maneuver off correctly than a panicked human would, but it's anybody's guess whether this was a carefully balanced safety decision or just random garbage from the Tesla computer that happened to not kill the human this time.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



withak posted:

We can't tell from the video, that could have been the safest maneuver in that that situation (like if someone was tailgating and the left lane was wide open). Theoretically the autopilot is better situated to pull that off correctly than a panicked human would, but it's anybody's guess whether this was a carefully balanced safety decision or just random garbage from the Tesla computer that happened to not kill the human this time.

The replies show the rear camera with dick all there.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Yeah, and I guess crossing the chevrons to cut off a semi is also not good.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Apparently the overtaking and crossing back right was the person after taking control back

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

christmas boots posted:

Apparently the overtaking and crossing back right was the person after taking control back

:lol: In which case the autopilot probably did ok even though the human did their level best to gently caress things up.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Bert Roberge posted:

San Francisco's been using robots to harass the houseless for ~4 years or so.

https://twitter.com/samueldodge/status/939627122561134592

What exactly is this even doing? Just rolling around being extremely noisy?

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


uber_stoat posted:

gonna have to teach myself to strip those things for parts like i'm dressing a deer. i promise i will honor every part of you, spot.

this is the basic gameplay of horizon zero dawn, so you're in for a fun time

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Volmarias posted:

What exactly is this even doing? Just rolling around being extremely noisy?

Its job is to annoy homeless people into moving elsewhere to sleep.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Volmarias posted:

What exactly is this even doing? Just rolling around being extremely noisy?

"The company's robots don't fight humans; they use equipment like lasers, cameras, a thermal sensor, and GPS to detect criminal activity and alert the authorities."

It scans their face and calls the cops on them too.

https://www.businessinsider.com/security-robots-are-monitoring-the-homeless-in-san-francisco-2017-12

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qp36deHIvO1r0uzl6.mp4

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Bert Roberge posted:

San Francisco's been using robots to harass the houseless for ~4 years or so.

https://twitter.com/samueldodge/status/939627122561134592

oh god yeah the weird ufo noise they make is wild - they had these at laguardia in the beforetimes

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
it sounds like a Playstation 2 starting up thats actually very soothing to a distinct demographic

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Volmarias posted:

What exactly is this even doing? Just rolling around being extremely noisy?

it's mostly just there to be a visible sign of authority. comparable to paying a guy to stand around in a security uniform all day, except cheaper, and instead of yelling at black people it just takes photos of them and threatens to call the cops

it's enough to scare or annoy some people away, while being a very clear and conspicuous sign that whoever rented the robot is Doing Something

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
A driver would see that the truck was trying to merge and pull back to let it in. Instead the autopilot actively prevented them from merging and instead pulled a dangerous maneuver to get ahead of it.

Drowning In Terror
Dec 10, 2008
The AP was shown reacting for less than a second in that video. It isn't going to hit the gas and start performing elaborate illegal maneuvers like delamain from cyberpunk lol. A lot of tesla criticism seems to come from a place of tech illiteracy.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s true that the driver takes control and makes the dangerous overtake through the gore, but LOL at the idea that that conclusion is reachable with “tech literacy”.

What’s next? Economic literacy tells us that the market is efficient and TSLA is actually as valuable as every other automaker combined?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bert Roberge posted:

San Francisco's been using robots to harass the houseless for ~4 years or so.

https://twitter.com/samueldodge/status/939627122561134592

ASMR police robot disturbs my sleep in the park [I RUB FECES ON THE CAMERA]

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
We jest, but military robots have already killed brown people, and we're probably only going to see a lot more of it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foster-Miller_TALON#Deployment

E: sorry if already posted, no way in hell I'm going through 72 pages to check.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
if I ever and I mean ever see one of those things on my streets

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*nudges your shin*

"YOU WILL DO WHAT HUMAN"

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
*holding a powertool and wearing a mask*

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Anything “tech” deployed by a local pd or the more incompetent parts of the feds like DHS will almost definitely be a third party vendor device that will have an attack surface a mile wide, which is very cyberpunk dystopia but kinda cool.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Tias posted:

We jest, but military robots have already killed brown people, and we're probably only going to see a lot more of it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foster-Miller_TALON#Deployment

E: sorry if already posted, no way in hell I'm going through 72 pages to check.

by that standard, robots have been used in warfare for over a century

remote controlled vehicles designed to drive over to the enemy and shoot stuff or explode date back to WWI. hell, in WWII the Red Army actually had radio-controlled tank drones

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Tias posted:

We jest, but military robots have already killed brown people, and we're probably only going to see a lot more of it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foster-Miller_TALON#Deployment

E: sorry if already posted, no way in hell I'm going through 72 pages to check.

you mean like drones?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Main Paineframe posted:

by that standard, robots have been used in warfare for over a century

remote controlled vehicles designed to drive over to the enemy and shoot stuff or explode date back to WWI. hell, in WWII the Red Army actually had radio-controlled tank drones

does a V2 rocket count as a "robot"?

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

smarxist posted:

Ruth's butch doo makes me horny for hot lesbo sex.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

*chipmunk noises*

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