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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Not much what's fakanal with you

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Look I'm not a huge fan but if you want fakanal that's what we'll get

That is absolutely a condom stuffed crust, and it's a good idea to use rubbers every time you go fakanal imo

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Dude they didn’t even parboil the condom it’s just sloppy cooking

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

egg_dog posted:



And then there's this...



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nice 2-finger technique

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

:staredog:

What in tarnation...

Someone missed a bit of the plastic wrap when they were pulling ingredients out of the fridge

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

im sorry egg dog but that had to be recorded in the lepers colony for posterity

I'm counting this as my valentine's day present

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

egg_dog posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Two rings…

clearly overcompensating.

Well deserved probe, jfc

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Seriously what is that substance

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


It can only be.... eggs erroneous

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Saw this on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/vineyille/status/1361145236035141632?s=21

BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Feb 15, 2021

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
that's just the angel's share

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The "We'll fix it in post" of pizza

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I get it: it was probably supposed to be a heart shape for Valentine's and the minimum wage corporate pawn just did what they could in the alotted 5 seconds before moving to the next order.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
The smaller a slice you sneak.. the less mad they're allowed to be. It's brilliant

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

The smaller a slice you sneak.. the less mad they're allowed to be. It's brilliant

If the cook isn't willing to eat the food, neither am I.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


More gold from my El Dorado, Rio Branco.


Master Point Pizzaria asks a very specific question of its diners. That question is, "how much chocolate sauce can you ingest?"




TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Maybe because I haven't had pizza or anything sweet for a while but I would gently caress up that chocolate pizza

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Just as a reminder, those are not individual pizza 'brotinhos' but something you share with your family and friends while boozing it up.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
That 'heart' shaped pizza is closer to the wutang W

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

shadow puppet of a posted:

Master Point Pizzaria asks a very specific question of its diners. That question is, "how much chocolate sauce can you ingest?"




Master Point is the Mestre da Jimmies

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Just as a reminder, those are not individual pizza 'brotinhos' but something you share with your family and friends while boozing it up.

These are goons you're talking to here.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I'll have the chicken and rice.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
thats a pigeon

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

That’s a headcrab

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
That's amore

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i came for the olive and bean pizza, but i got so much more

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Ehhhhhhhh Tony gimme that olive and bean. Tony nods knowingly, solemnly he goes to work.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DMRegister/status/1365441615700123655

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I absolutely do not know how Iowans feel about their breakfast pizza and I don't think I want to

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Fold it over and eat it like a giant sweet and savory sandwich.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
"what'll you be ordering today?"
"diabetes."

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Fongs was in the part 1 of this thread and I’m simultaneously amazed that the concept of smearing Chinese food on cooked pizza dough has not shut down entirely nor has it taken off to saturate the globe with franchises.

Sad to see them reduced to pulling cheap stunts like cereal on a non-Chinese food covered pizza tho. I guess COVID has hurt deeper than one could imagine writhin the unasked for novelty fusion cuisine restaurant industry.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

TontoCorazon posted:

Maybe because I haven't had pizza or anything sweet for a while but I would gently caress up that chocolate pizza

Dr Oetker sells a Nutella pizza (or chocolate cream anyway) and supposedly it's very mediocre.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
pictured here, Doktor Oetker as he is struck by an inspiration for his next pizza project.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Just as a reminder, those are not individual pizza 'brotinhos' but something you share with your family and friends while boozing it up.

Well you shouldn't.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Lord Stimperor posted:

Dr Oetker sells a Nutella pizza (or chocolate cream anyway) and supposedly it's very mediocre.

i will eat some dr oetker pizzas but the chocolate one sucks, totally not worth it.


Got this nutella pizza today to treat the kid and the menu said smarties but those are clearly lacasitos. What a loving con. The kid didn't care but I was very disappointed. For all I know that "nutella" was nocilla!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Even if you like Nutella (ew), pizza must be one of the worst vehicles for it. You are actively trying to make your food worse.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

steinrokkan posted:

Even if you like Nutella (ew)

Pardon me

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DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

I only went like once, but I remember the dessert pizza at cici’s pizza being the best one.

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