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- Mouse Rustlin'
- Tumbleweed Rasslin'
- Wheat stalk chawin'
- Hoedown at the OK Corral
- Boot Disrespectin'
When you and your other cowpokes stands by a fountain and presses your thumb against the spigot such that the drinker is inconveniently wettened, that's a Bubbler Drublin'.
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Feb 26, 2021 15:26
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Jun 5, 2024 07:59
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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well howdy partner, this is my good friend ponymeat
*camera pans to a stack of cans of dog food*
she's kinda shy but... what's that ponymeat?
*silence as the camera pans back to the stack of cans*
well she says it's nice to meet you
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Feb 26, 2021 15:51
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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moseying around
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Feb 26, 2021 18:43
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Patronizing the heck out of the general store penny candy jar, then headin' down to the saloon and flautin' a handful of horehound drops to make Ol' Piano Joe jealous.
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Feb 26, 2021 23:37
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- google THIS
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Showdown at 12:15 or so
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Feb 27, 2021 00:09
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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3/4 gallon hat
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Feb 27, 2021 02:01
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- Escape From Noise
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Prospector prospectin'
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Feb 27, 2021 08:19
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Just the rootin' and tootin' today thanks
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Feb 27, 2021 08:45
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- Turdo
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*roots, toots, and shoots, but shoots blanks*
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Feb 27, 2021 08:53
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Aces and sevens
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Feb 27, 2021 14:32
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- nut
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just gonna get along today thanks
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Feb 27, 2021 14:49
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- nut
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yet no one asks Whydy
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Feb 27, 2021 14:49
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Let me get this straight; you need an old grizzled lawman to go on a journey into dangerous territory to kill/find/rescue your treacherous farmhand/sweetheart/other from Native Americans/Bandits/cannibal troglodytes?
Well....good luck!
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Feb 27, 2021 15:23
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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paula cole traveling back in time in order to prevent johnny cash from writing Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys.
that feels pretty high stakes but no ohter thoughts in my head rn.
Patronizing the heck out of the general store penny candy jar, then headin' down to the saloon and flautin' a handful of horehound drops to make Ol' Piano Joe jealous.
lmao
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Feb 27, 2021 15:29
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Oh these revolvers? They're loaded with blanks. I'm an actor in the street theatre troupe come to town. I guess they could cause some burns if they go off but otherwise they're perfectly safe.
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Feb 27, 2021 15:33
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- Horrible Butts
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Well [cowboy chuckle] I'll be ridin' off into some set or another I suppose. No need to specificate.
https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!
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Feb 27, 2021 16:02
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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me and the other cowpokes gathered in conference room yeehaw, trying to groupthink a gender neutral version of "*tips hat* ma'am."
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Feb 27, 2021 18:49
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Harvestin' some tobacco from the community garden co-op.
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Feb 27, 2021 20:55
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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workshopping some country-fried wisdom down at the Open Holler.
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Feb 27, 2021 21:52
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- google THIS
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Putting a moderate laxative in the town well
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Feb 27, 2021 22:00
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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a stampede but with miniature cows so the most injured you get is lightly bruised
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Feb 27, 2021 22:06
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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doing up a cowboy bbq but on a lil hibachi grill using tiny strips of samgyupsal you turn with a big ole pair of tongs
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Feb 27, 2021 22:40
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- Nexein
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"Donuts of
Champions"
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Spur jingle-janglin'
https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!
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Feb 28, 2021 03:12
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- Nexein
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"Donuts of
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Yee-hawin' a little louder than your pardner, and he a little louder than the pardner before
https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!
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Feb 28, 2021 03:24
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Rounding up a posse to hang some streamers for the cotillion.
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Feb 28, 2021 03:38
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- Escape From Noise
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Putting a moderate laxative in the town well
Been living on mostly beef so I kindly thankee
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Feb 28, 2021 08:10
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Been living on mostly beef so I kindly thankee
care 2 join me 4 a game of watch-me traveler?
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Feb 28, 2021 08:25
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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get ruint
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Feb 28, 2021 08:25
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Circuit court judge rides into town for the hoop-spinnin' contest.
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Feb 28, 2021 19:15
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Jun 5, 2024 07:59
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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nervously pinning my shiny new sheriff's badge to my shirt knowing the last 4 sheriffs were shot by cattle rustlers. think I'll head down to madam sherri's place and see if Darla is workin. I could use some whisky but that drat bartender was watering down drinks the last few weeks and everyone complained about it but they're still giving him their money. We'll see how he changes his tune once I introduce him to my old pals Smith and Wesson
Having trouble deciding if this is high-stakes, low-stakes, or high-stakes over something erstwhile low-stakes. It's messing with me.
Maybe try threatening the bartender with a moderate fine instead of brandishing a firearm?
e: Pardner.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Feb 28, 2021
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Feb 28, 2021 20:33
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