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Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

I wish I could hate these guys to death.

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War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
The cartoonist does not understand racism.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Grape posted:

After the gimmick of "wow these are gross looking and occasionally feature literary/art references for their middle class college audiences!!" wore off on me, I've generally skimmed past Brit toons really fast. They're generally not actually all that great.

But this dude, this dude owns.

Stephen Collins is consistently very very good.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Jay Rust posted:

They’re not about poop or butts, they just feature poop or butts

I mean, they're chiefly about british politicians. Are you saying Bojo et al are not poops or butts?

E: While it is pointless to argue who the worst cartoonist here is because there's so many of them that are unquantifiably terrible, it is similarly pointless to debate who the best cartoonist is because there is only one Stephen Collins.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


SirSamVimes posted:

Stephen Collins is consistently very very good.

The birds one and "gift for dad" are all timers.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Jonas Albrecht posted:

The birds one and "gift for dad" are all timers.
My favourite is the Michael Gove Independence Day one.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Nothing beats COBRA FORCE.

https://twitter.com/stephen_collins/status/388938057333735425

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Anyone have a copy of the one with the vampire politician?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Anyone have a copy of the one with the vampire politician?

Took me a bit to recall because I'd genuinely forgotten Dominic Cummings' name, but it's a good one.

It's here on the guardian's website, can't be assed to bypass whatever the website is doing to prevent people from uploading things to imgur.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

can't be assed to bypass whatever the website is doing to prevent people from uploading things to imgur.
gently caress the police :v:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Okay, I'll bite - what the gently caress it "we'll protect your rapist" about? Because I work for PP (local affiliate, not the national org) and we have hardcore training about mandatory reporting, even for Admin Shlubs like me who never deal with patients. They basically say that failure to follow reporting policy is instant termination.

Is this another thing where one employee hosed up and these shitsmears act like it's standard practice?

Also, that version of the logo hasn't been used for years! :rant:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
He's lying because reality doesn't suit his bigotry. Hope that helps.

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

It's probably a reference to a doctored video from 2011 where a woman who claimed to be an underage victim of sex trafficking inquiries about obtaining an abortion. IIRC Planned Parenthood reached out to the AG about the supposed trafficking ring.

There was also a 2008 video where a woman claimed to be 13 and pregnant with a 31 year old partner, I believe the accusation was that the statutory rape wasn't reported.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Manuel Calavera posted:

I'm going to have a loving stroke.

Nobody should get that turned on by a Ramirez cartoon.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Okay, so, new Garrison, and holy gently caress is it transphobic.


A lovely loving Transphobe posted:

THERE ARE TWO GENDERS, MALE AND FEMALE. THAT IS ALL- CLAIMS OF ANYTHING ELSE IS MENTAL ILLNESS
Senator Rand Paul questioned health nominee Rachel Levine on the process of gender ‘reassignment.’ Only there is no such thing as reassignment.


Wishful thinking and medical mutilation won’t change the fundamental DNA structure that resides in every cell of our bodies. Our sex is part of who we are—not an ‘assignment.’

One’s sex cannot be changed. Neither by means of surgery, nor hormones.

Yet for some reason we live in an age where the ’trans’ delusion is getting ’normalized.’ Wishful thinking is now considered science. We can’t debate the issue without being smeared as a hater or ’transphobic.’ Transgender people are the new sacred cows. One can no longer reasonably question the delusion. Government said so. Stooges representing science said so. Biden said so. Burly boys can claim to be girls and compete alongside them in sporting events—and they usually win. They also get to go into the girls’ locker rooms and we’re not supposed to question that, either.

As a libertarian I don’t care if men and women think they can transmogrify into the opposite sex. If they are adults and not hurting others, that’s their business. I do have a problem when it comes to minors wanting trans surgery and big government overruling parents who don’t want their kids mutilated. Teenagers aren’t mature enough to make such a life-changing and irreversible decision. It’s also why I don’t think children should be allowed to vote. They lack life experience and will usually vote for socialism and free stuff.

Senator Paul knows it’s impossible to ’transition’ from one sex to the opposite and he asked Levine simple and straightforward questions about whether we should allow children to make decisions that have permanent and major health implications—both mental and physical. Levine dithered. Paul finally stated it as clearly as he could:

“I’m alarmed that you’re not willing to say absolutely that minors shouldn’t be making decisions to amputate their breasts or to amputate their genitalia. For most of our history, we have believed that minors don’t have full rights and that parents need to be involved, so I’m alarmed that you won’t say with certainty that minors should not have the ability to make the decision to take hormones that will affect them for the rest of their life. Will you make a more firm decision on whether or not minors should be involved in these decisions?”

Levine still refused to answer the question and repeated “her” memorized statement:

“Senator, transgender medicine is a very complex and nuanced field. And if confirmed to the position of Assistant Secretary of Health, I would certainly be pleased to come to your office and talk with you and your staff about the standards of care and the complexity of this field.”

It’s not a complex and nuanced field. It’s not medicine. It’s doing harm to the bodies of children and doctors are supposed to do no harm. Why wouldn’t she answer the question? Her disingenuous response disqualifies her from office.

Paul was quickly attacked as being transphobic. We aren’t supposed to question the supposed science behind transgenderism because the trans people’s feelings might get hurt. To protect their feelings, any criticism of the transgender fad is labeled as ‘hate speech.’ Trans people have become a special caste and immune from any criticism whatsoever. A book that explained the transgender delusion was recently removed from Amazon. They said the book was ‘hate speech.’ This type of online book burning sets a very dangerous precedent.

We must be able to criticize government officials regardless of their race, religion, or sexual orientation. We must be able to debate and ask questions without fear of getting cancelled by identity politics.

—Ben Garrison


I think this might be the grossest Garrison I've ever seen.

And of course the usual irony of talking smack about Amazon (and not for the good reasons) just before an Amazon referral link.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Kind of annoyed he's not on twitter anymore, is there an email address I can call him a oval office at?

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

At least he admits that the experts and scientists are against him, even if he puts science in scare quotes.

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
"Not being allowed to discriminate against trans people is cancel culture!" I screamed as I desperately tried to cancel trans culture.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

After The War posted:

Okay, I'll bite - what the gently caress it "we'll protect your rapist" about?
Pretty sure it's "protect your rapist from consequences", in that if there's no baby there's no evidence of rape and no way to force them to marry you and help raise your child together

y'know, the biblical way

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


As a libertarian I don’t care if men and women think they can transmogrify into the opposite sex.

You actually seem to care a lot Ben, also you're a disgusting bigot who's worldview is actively harmful to others.

Young kids go on hormone blockers, which is literally the exact opposite of something that has a long term effect. They prevent the hormonal changes that come with puberty from happening until the child is legally an adult and then they can decide whether they want to start taking estrogen or testosterone.

But hate matters more than the truth to an rear end in a top hat like you.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
Don't forget your Kellies nominations, folks.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's always the same poo poo. "As a libertarian I don't care if people want to be gay BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN"

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Raised By Birds posted:

Okay, so, new Garrison, and holy gently caress is it transphobic.




I think this might be the grossest Garrison I've ever seen.

And of course the usual irony of talking smack about Amazon (and not for the good reasons) just before an Amazon referral link.

I’m surprised he drew udders and not a big honking bull cock. Why a cow, anyway? What’s the metaphor?

Also love the random aside about people voting for “socialism and free stuff.”

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Jurgan posted:

I’m surprised he drew udders and not a big honking bull cock. Why a cow, anyway? What’s the metaphor

He can repurpose it for porn later.

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

Jurgan posted:

I’m surprised he drew udders and not a big honking bull cock. Why a cow, anyway? What’s the metaphor?

Also love the random aside about people voting for “socialism and free stuff.”

It's a sacred cow

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

After The War posted:

Okay, I'll bite - what the gently caress it "we'll protect your rapist" about? Because I work for PP (local affiliate, not the national org) and we have hardcore training about mandatory reporting, even for Admin Shlubs like me who never deal with patients. They basically say that failure to follow reporting policy is instant termination.

One of the claims that right wingers like to make is the idea that a father who's been molesting his daughter can just go to Planned Parenthood and have the baby aborted and now there's no proof of any sexual misconduct, since he's her father and that fulfills the requirements of parental consent.

Jurgan posted:

Why a cow, anyway? What’s the metaphor?

It's in the cartoon's caption, "sacred cow." It's a term that means something that's immune from criticism or opposition.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Jurgan posted:

I’m surprised he drew udders and not a big honking bull cock. Why a cow, anyway? What’s the metaphor?

Also love the random aside about people voting for “socialism and free stuff.”

I'm trying to work out why the udder has 5 teats.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

By popular demand posted:

Less Old Man Yells At Cloud and more open hostility to everyone.

Old man yells slur at cloud.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I’m shocked he respected Levine’s pronouns besides the one instance of scare quotes.

Bottom surgery during the teen years is typically a bad idea because they’re not quite done growing yet. Maybe exceptions for extreme cases of dysphoria, but the whole “what if my kid wants to cut off the pee-pee!?!?” stuff is just bullshit to make it sound more insidious than what it really is.

And my god, genotype is not phenotype. This is like, freshman biology.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I'm so tired.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Tibalt posted:

It's probably a reference to a doctored video from 2011 where a woman who claimed to be an underage victim of sex trafficking inquiries about obtaining an abortion. IIRC Planned Parenthood reached out to the AG about the supposed trafficking ring.

There was also a 2008 video where a woman claimed to be 13 and pregnant with a 31 year old partner, I believe the accusation was that the statutory rape wasn't reported.

Yes, I think the 2008 video is the most likely source, although everything everyone else has contributed has been helpful, too - thanks! Weirdly, I haven't seen any "anti"s spouting this one, and I've been lucky enough to open the hate mail.

I still have to go in once a week and one of the advantages of being there by myself is that I can listen to whatever I want. Hearing Timbah.On.Toast talk about James O'Keefe's Planned Parenthood stings inside a Planned Parenthood facility felt... very strange.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8buQLy1dWD8

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Okay, so transphobia might be bad, but you know what's REALLY unfair and awful? White men having to face consequences for the incredible acts of brutality they commit.
Sinfest Sunday!





Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals


So they are after the maga chuds now, what was point of all of them changing to babies and everyone leaving peacefully from fight?
He probably has similar writing method that Mookie of Dominic Deegan fame has, don't plan anything beforehand, just shoot stuff out of your rear end and try to make sense.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
drat, I'm really feeling sorry for this guy who refuses to wear masks.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gently caress that guy.

ALso folk, don't forget to report Garrison on facebook for his RAGING, MASSIVE Transphobia. It's his last big platform of any actual reach. You can do your part to fight hate.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


So I’m gonna guess Sinfest is starting to gain some fash fans which explains why the “both sides bad” poo poo has evolved into outright support for the chud stand ins

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

^^^ No, the person who draws it just supports the same line as the fash and is starting to hide it less.

By popular demand posted:

To be fair Transgender Ultra-Radical Marxist Potatohead would be a terrific post 2020 election punk band name.

E: I can already imagine the shirts!

Good job it isn't Transgender Radical Ultra-Marxist Potatohead, when you stop and think.

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Manuel Calavera posted:

gently caress that guy.

ALso folk, don't forget to report Garrison on facebook for his RAGING, MASSIVE Transphobia. It's his last big platform of any actual reach. You can do your part to fight hate.

Thanks for reminding, reported also lots on fake news politics/health until my computer got cranky.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Jedit posted:

^^^ No, the person who draws it just supports the same line as the fash and is starting to hide it less.


Good job it isn't Transgender Radical Ultra-Marxist Potatohead, when you stop and think.

I hosed up, but I still want a rad t-shirt.

Raised By Birds posted:

Okay, so, new Garrison, and holy gently caress is it transphobic.




I think this might be the grossest Garrison I've ever seen.

And of course the usual irony of talking smack about Amazon (and not for the good reasons) just before an Amazon referral link.

nope. my brain just refused to process this poo poo, I'm taking the day off.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Raised By Birds posted:

transphobic garrison garbage

Since he compared banning hate speech to book burnings, I am compelled to point out that one of the things the nazis destroyed in their actual book burning ceremonies was the entire body of research on trans people and gender dysphoria that existed at the time.

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