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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Remember when Perez was with McLaren and somebody hosed up and flew a Mexican flag with a weed leaf on it for the Mexican GP? no.... but I would like to desire to checo more intensifies
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some of you are going to be very mad when checo does his patented choke move next year but that's okay they're very good posts rn
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Payndz posted:Lewis wins an 8th WDC in 2021, becoming undisputed GOAT and retires to pursue his careers in music and fashion. Max jumps at the chance to take the empty Mercedes seat... only for Merc to botch the 2022 change from aero to ground effect, giving Alpine and Alonso a surprise win. Checo finishes second in the WDC.  Khablam posted:Yeah he had to drive 4 corners after it properly went down with a 30second lead. sorry max loving sucks and ur really butt mad op
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the paradigm shift posted:some of you are going to be very mad when checo does his patented choke move next year but that's okay they're very good posts rn it will be no where the magnitude of the trash that will come out of maranello, op straight up poop from a butt my monitor is on
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Khablam posted:Love the people who re-write incredibly recent history to fit their narrative. In an era of insane car consistency where most drivers get like 1-2 retirements per season whereas Max consistently get 4-5 - yes, I'm thinking he is doing something wrong. Maybe he keeps turning on the party mode you can use for a maximum of 5 laps because he mentally can't handle being the quickest coolest guy on track or whatever? I don't know. But his car is dying on him far more than you would statistically expect.
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Khablam posted:Yeah he had to drive 4 corners after it properly went down with a 30second lead. Max drove straight into a wall lmao
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cgfreak posted:In an era of insane car consistency where most drivers get like 1-2 retirements per season whereas Max consistently get 4-5 - yes, I'm thinking he is doing something wrong. Maybe he keeps turning on the party mode you can use for a maximum of 5 laps because he mentally can't handle being the quickest coolest guy on track or whatever? I don't know. But his car is dying on him far more than you would statistically expect. Clearly it's because he pushes the throttle like an idiot instead of you know, his car has reliability issues and it's got nothing to so with him. I don't understand why you people constantly make up baseless poo poo about Max.
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Cos it is funny and he drove into a wall op
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cgfreak posted:In an era of insane car consistency where most drivers get like 1-2 retirements per season whereas Max consistently get 4-5 - yes, I'm thinking he is doing something wrong. Maybe he keeps turning on the party mode you can use for a maximum of 5 laps because he mentally can't handle being the quickest coolest guy on track or whatever? I don't know. But his car is dying on him far more than you would statistically expect. It's fundamentally embarrassing to humanity that people can have such a stupid opinion and be allowed to type it into a medium where other people might see it. None of that is even remotely possibly true if you understood anything beyond CAR GO ROUND TRACK HEH HEH HEH and there's just no point explaining why you're wrong.
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Feb 28, 2021 13:37
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Khablam posted:This is like a The Sun-reading soccer fan yelling their dumbass theory at the TV. try it anyways what do you have to lose it's at least more well formed than max bad he drove into wall lol like the rest of the thread. just a weird one to choose to quote.
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Khablam posted:This is like a The Sun-reading soccer fan yelling their dumbass theory at the TV. Nice meltdown
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the paradigm shift posted:try it anyways what do you have to lose it's at least more well formed than max bad he drove into wall lol like the rest of the thread. just a weird one to choose to quote. It's like arguing with a toddler why you don't eat the dirt. You don't, you just take it out their mouth.
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When did Max retire by driving straight into a wall?
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I think Max is good OP, and yet he also deliberately drives into walls on a regular basis. Why? Does he derive some kind of pleasure from it? Is it a sex thing?
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The Formula 1 thread: fundamentally embarrassing to humanity
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Khablam posted:This is like a The Sun-reading soccer fan yelling their dumbass theory at the TV. Yeah dumbass theories like "max just has bad luck all the time and is Actually Very Good"
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FAUXTON posted:Yeah dumbass theories like "max just has bad luck all the time and is Actually Very Good" What the gently caress season did you watch? I know you jerk off every time Max's car breaks down, so I'm sure it's all very memorable to you and you want to talk about it. If you are sane, however, you'd recognise they tried extremely hard to avoid engine penalties for Max, which meant stretching the power units for more races than before. Being the literal only driver/car combo who could fight Mercedes, kinda leads to these situations.
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jazzyhattrick posted:I think Max is good OP, and yet he also deliberately drives into walls on a regular basis. Why? Does he derive some kind of pleasure from it? Is it a sex thing? the dutch are hosed up deviants for sure lol
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You have weird views on jerking off my man
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max breaks his car all the time because of how hard the RBR mechanics work I mean they are hard workers no doubt, remember when max crashed his car before the race even started and they fixed it in time
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FAUXTON posted:max breaks his car all the time because of how hard the RBR mechanics work Max was just testing the limits of his mechanics
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Khablam posted:It's fundamentally embarrassing to humanity that people can have such a stupid opinion and be allowed to type it into a medium where other people might see it. Turn your monitor
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Feb 28, 2021 17:32
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lol super max more like subpar max
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if max is the best why doesnt he win a wdc
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Now we can all be assured it is not the car that drives into walls, seeing as Checo is able to run a lap around silverstone without issue https://twitter.com/SChecoPerez/status/1365358830419337217?s=19
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OhsH posted:if max is the best why doesnt he win a wdc This is very true. Sebastian Vettel was able to win 4 times and he spends most his races doing donuts for no reason. Really reflects poorly on Max when you think about it.
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FAUXTON posted:Now we can all be assured it is not the car that drives into walls, seeing as Checo is able to run a lap around silverstone without issue Is it just me or does the engine sound different to last year?
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CancerCakes posted:Is it just me or does the engine sound different to last year? Probably the mic on the camera.
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Lou Takki posted:
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Silverstone may be a driver favourite and a technical challenge, but it's boring as gently caress to look at. Any Brit who gets misty-eyed at the thought of a flat field in the middle of nowhere is the same kind of Farage-supporting, flat-roofed-pub-with-Sky-Sports-frequenting gammon who preferred It's A Knockout to Jeux Sans Frontieres.
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Payndz posted:Silverstone may be a driver favourite and a technical challenge, but it's boring as gently caress to look at. Any Brit who gets misty-eyed at the thought of a flat field in the middle of nowhere is the same kind of Farage-supporting, flat-roofed-pub-with-Sky-Sports-frequenting gammon who preferred It's A Knockout to Jeux Sans Frontieres. congrats you described all the british ppl itt apart from the m5 nitrogen tyres linux guy who can't stop lolling at google stadia but hates apple and wants to hug and kiss max
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I once had a really nice pie at Silverstone. I think Webber won the race.
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cgfreak posted:In an era of insane car consistency where most drivers get like 1-2 retirements per season whereas Max consistently get 4-5 - yes, I'm thinking he is doing something wrong. Maybe he keeps turning on the party mode you can use for a maximum of 5 laps because he mentally can't handle being the quickest coolest guy on track or whatever? I don't know. But his car is dying on him far more than you would statistically expect. Holy poo poo this is a stupid post lmao
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Lance stroll driver of the day.
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OhsH posted:Lance stroll driver of the day. yeah, garbage day 
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Mlyp!!!! Turn on your monitor!!!!
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but for real Lance Stroll is better than Hulkenberg, the results don't lie
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a pipe smoking dog posted:I once had a really nice pie at Silverstone. I think Webber won the race. they probably put eels and bloodclots in the "pie" at silverstone
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