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witchy
Apr 23, 2019

one step forward one step back

this is the Futurama 3 cent tax bit almost verbatim

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alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

wow so bold. now make it 200%, and also make it legal to catch and eat them

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



loquacius posted:

no, you guys don't get it, the difference between her and bernie is that she knows how to actually make things happen

She knew how to get Bernie out of the race lmfao

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

silicone thrills posted:

I saved this baby exactly a year ago.



lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol why didn't she get it into the reconciliation bill

oh wait I know, she knows it will never ever pass

because then attention wouldn't be solely on her, and yes even worse there might be a 1% chance it would pass

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

witchy posted:

this is the Futurama 3 cent tax bit almost verbatim

Now if I could only take a round with the Pain Monster on April 15th

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

DoomTrainPhD posted:

Obama was forced to take a position on gay rights by Joe Biden. He was either a test balloon or intentionally “gaffed” by taking a position contrary to Obama’s about a week or two before things broke on that issue. I’m inclined to think he forced it.

lol that's a good one

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
https://twitter.com/PugloverDeb/status/1366419919571611654

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
I'm seeing a lot of parallels from the libs between FTV and overruling the parliamentarian

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


negative light*

*to donors

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Pug lover Deb

Self parody

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/nikkifried/status/1366383784577368069?s=19

tiberion02
Mar 26, 2007

People tend to make the common mistake of believing that a situation will last forever.

silicone thrills posted:

I saved this baby exactly a year ago.



One year ago today was the infamous Monday that ended Bernie's campaign (the day before Super Tuesday).

Thanks Rat Boy Pete and Amy Snowbluchar, and Sheepdog Bernie.

gently caress this stupid year.

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

One year ago I got married at like 4pm and then around 9pm at the reception I checked my phone and Bernie Sanders got absolutely destroyed in South Carolina. Also the United States announced the first death from covid. So basically this is all my fault.

Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna

Unfortunately the true soul of the country is a rancid pustule on Satan's arse.

synapse posted:

One year ago I got married at like 4pm and then around 9pm at the reception I checked my phone and Bernie Sanders got absolutely destroyed in South Carolina. Also the United States announced the first death from covid. So basically this is all my fault.

well at least you got laid my man

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

silicone thrills posted:

I saved this baby exactly a year ago.



Easily one of my favorite things to come from the complete shattering of any hope I had for the future in my lifetime. Hahaha... this sucks man.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
https://twitter.com/RealRichWilkins/status/1366078573472317445

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

SOMETHING'S fried here and it ain't your surname, lady.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I was wondering what pushed me into the bad timeline I figured I just smoked to much weed and jumped streams

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

tiberion02 posted:

One year ago today was the infamous Monday that ended Bernie's campaign (the day before Super Tuesday).

Thanks Rat Boy Pete and Amy Snowbluchar, and Sheepdog Bernie.

gently caress this stupid year.

Thanks Obama

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

God Hole posted:

isn't bailey dead?

kinda like this wealth tax bill is gonna be

Liz... uh... 'used' chocolate-laced peanut butter one night. Bailey did not awaken the following morning. You can rest, dear friend, and face no further indignities.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



have i betrayed my ideals? no, it is my child self who is wrong

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1366195478992412681?s=19

Yeah if I could characterize Joe Biden just one way it'd be "outsider insurgent candidate"

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

bitter lol:

https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1366362240497123330
https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1366415122873352192

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

lol

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


quote:

Alum @POTUS
, @BarackObama
, @HillaryClinton
, @SenChrisDodd
, and more.

Love to be a leftie and support these people.

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008


red brown alliance will always be incredibly dumb.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Going back in time to convince your younger self to kill themselves and create a time paradox thus destroying the universe.

One way to defeat capitalism. Will give them that.

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title

World War Mammories posted:

have i betrayed my ideals? no, it is my child self who is wrong

Spoiler Alert:

Child self didn't have those ideals either.

EDIT: Child self was lying to itself, telling itself it had those ideals, when in reality, they were protesting Bush because he wore a cowboy hat and spoke with a (fake) Texas accent.

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

eventually you'll all come around to the harsh realities of governing

*pours bucket of water over the head of prisoner 257935*

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

has Biden sent out the checks yet

All twitter users are getting Blue checks!

No working class person is getting money though

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013


lol they wrote a whole thread to justify their monstrous ideals

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Love to be a leftie and support these people.

He has an awful lot of tweets bashing socialists and socialism so far today. An awful lot of tweets in general, really, seeing as how there's at least 50, if not 100, since 4 hours ago when it started up for the morning.

https://twitter.com/RealRichWilkins/status/1366397151178293248

https://twitter.com/RealRichWilkins/status/1366401749704146946

https://twitter.com/RealRichWilkins/status/1366403738261467138

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
https://twitter.com/RealRichWilkins/status/1366438610799644675

this guy is a giant piece of poo poo, shockingly

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013


what's their DnD account?

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003



Looking through his replies I don't think he was ever the 23 year old he describes and is just making up a character to shame current zoomers that have politics he hates.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Zedhe Khoja posted:

Unfortunately the true soul of the country is a rancid pustule on Satan's arse.


well at least you got laid my man

Sounds pretty unfair to Satan's hemorrhoids if you ask me.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lmao okay jen

https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1366446270689206278?s=21

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Haha if even the press corp is noticing the distinct difference in priorities.

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


so..yes?

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