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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I enjoy a face full of hot meat from time to time but that seems dangerous

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Mods! Thanks!

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Those weird rear end meat strips look absolutely vile

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

aphid_licker posted:

Those weird rear end meat strips look absolutely vile

it's...kebab meat? shaved off of a big rotating thing of kebab meat?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Sakurazuka posted:

Curry sauce? gently caress off

you no like? how about a mixture of satay sauce and mayonnaise?

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


uber_stoat posted:

you no like? how about a mixture of satay sauce and mayonnaise?



lemme guess, Dutch?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Helith posted:

lemme guess, Dutch?

yup

https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/patatje-oorlog-dutch-war-fries

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

aphid_licker posted:

Those weird rear end meat strips look absolutely vile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3EuAWUgIGg

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Townsends found a recipe he didn't like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfRpxj29RXE

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

CommonShore posted:

Townsends found a recipe he didn't like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfRpxj29RXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbFhIlxGElc

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Sakurazuka posted:

Curry sauce? gently caress off

Give me curry sauce on the fries, white sauce and hot sauce on the meat and I'll eat that in one sitting.

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"

CommonShore posted:

Townsends found a recipe he didn't like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfRpxj29RXE

Well...I would have cooked the anchovie first, let it dissolve in some oil and then cook the crab in that then add the wine. add breadcrumbs, pepper after. nutmeg seems like a weird addition but it would probably be a garnish? It feels like it would need some fresh herbs to brighten it up. I'm glad they were honest that it wasn't good.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I put a yolk in my coffee and it was really good.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
he does have the thing goin on where hes good at the deciphering dead peep english and p mediocre at cooking qua cooking

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/katjnz/status/1366553630761885697?s=19

https://twitter.com/katjnz/status/1366621464540012554?s=19

https://twitter.com/katjnz/status/1366624433750691841?s=19

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Data Graham posted:

Same. That's one of a great many OCD things I do with food, such as eating a handful of peanuts carefully in order from smallest to largest. Have to have a continuously improving quality of experience throughout the process!

If the last one is rotten god drat someone must pay

thos 1-in-10000 black peanuts are not a special treat, a rare delicacy

they are bitter, sour, and metallic. they are not burnt, they are fouled and corrupted and should be buried beneath at least 6 feet of soil and the land salted to expel the bad spirits that dwell within the black peanut

corn smut, big blobby tumorous corn kernels? hell yeah.

black peanuts? not even once*

*but like you're gonna eat one at least once, just to know what it tastes like. and you will regret it

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Why are the comments encouraging this?

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵



Sous weed

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

A Perfect Twist posted:

nutmeg seems like a weird addition

Got ourselves a troublemaker, boys

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Mymla posted:

Why are the comments encouraging this?

Compost hobbyists get really weird about compost

boar guy posted:

it's...kebab meat? shaved off of a big rotating thing of kebab meat?

Yeah but a weirdass looking example

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
If you bag it up right and make sure there's no leaks you can heat up a can of chili in a compost heap pretty nicely. Put it in there while you do your chores in the back acres and it's ready by lunch. Sometimes you just want hot chili and lighting a fire wouldn't be safe.

For once I'm not the one that's done this but my buddy Elder Deacon does it all the time. He also takes pinworm medicine thrice monthly.

My new username has made me infinitely happy. I love goons.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sus vide

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The stupid(er) part about this is that they say in the comments that it’s a shame that composting produces all this free heat and energy that no one uses but then they put the steak on the grill anyway.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Given the 'colour' added to that steak I don't think the grill had any heat

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I've wanted to try coffee custard ever since they tried that.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011


Breakfast. Cream cheese, horseradish, worchestershire sauce, scorpion pepper Tabasco. Eaten off the spoon. It'll wake you up.

I eat this daily. What the gently caress is wrong with me?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

fizzymercury posted:



Breakfast. Cream cheese, horseradish, worchestershire sauce, scorpion pepper Tabasco. Eaten off the spoon. It'll wake you up.

I eat this daily. What the gently caress is wrong with me?

just loving no

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

fizzymercury posted:



Breakfast. Cream cheese, horseradish, worchestershire sauce, scorpion pepper Tabasco. Eaten off the spoon. It'll wake you up.

I eat this daily. What the gently caress is wrong with me?

Hmm. Scorpion sounds a bit too hot, but otherwise why not?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Is ... is this what mercury does to you

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Data Graham posted:

Is ... is this what mercury does to you

Keto, not even once

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

gschmidl posted:

Hmm. Scorpion sounds a bit too hot, but otherwise why not?

For some reason the scorpion tastes better to me than any other hot sauce but yeah it's too hot. I would drink it as a beverage anyway.

Data Graham posted:

Is ... is this what mercury does to you

Actually yeah probably. Plus drinking like a suffocating fish for too long and smoking like a train. My sense of taste is hosed up.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Keto, not even once
I do not understand keto. It's broken thinking to me because carbs are your friends and you need them.

It would be amazing if you had all those things on a bagel with some sardines but the bagels are in the bag over there and the toaster is slow and oops I ate it already. Every day. Every. drat. Day.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

fizzymercury posted:

I do not understand keto. It's broken thinking to me because carbs are your friends and you need them.

I honestly think that the appeal of Keto is "I can loose weight and I don't have to stop eating chicken tendies!"

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




fizzymercury posted:



Breakfast. Cream cheese, horseradish, worchestershire sauce, scorpion pepper Tabasco. Eaten off the spoon. It'll wake you up.

I eat this daily. What the gently caress is wrong with me?

What the gently caress

Like, that'd be good if you spread it on a bagel, or bread, or a cracker, or

But with a spoon, what the gently caress

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I'm frankly proud of myself for sourcing a spoon half the time. Plus it's really good off the spoon. Sometimes I'll smash it in with my sardines when I'm feeling motivated.

...I still nip out of the worcestershire bottle though. My roommate wandered in on that once. We don't talk about it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

I honestly think that the appeal of Keto is "I can loose weight and I don't have to stop eating chicken tendies!"

It's a cheat code for weight loss and it demonstrably "works" but pay no attention to those side effects behind the curtain

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

CommonShore posted:

I would take that big box of fries meat and sauce and put it on two sawhorses and lay underneath to wait for my destiny
The slop of Damocles.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I have absolutely been depressed enough to eat that, although I at least put a little salsa and hot sauce on the beans and ate it with an entire sleeve of saltines.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

The Bloop posted:

It's a cheat code for weight loss and it demonstrably "works" but pay no attention to those side effects behind the curtain

And then you gain five-ten pounds when you eat a carb because your body starts retaining water again. For people that aren't competitive bodybuilders or athletes calorie restriction is 90% of what they need to do, but that's hard so everyone focuses on carbs or sodium or paleo or whatever poo poo.

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