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Bismuth posted:Cum shouldnt do that either But... how else do you reproduce? 
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Taking this in the "a baby is really a kind of infection" direction or the "I will soon give birth to five billion bouncing baby bacteria" direction, I'm not sure which is grosser
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Mar 2, 2021 14:43
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Biplane posted:But... how else do you reproduce?
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barbecue at the folks posted:This is fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3c4IIEazM
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If anybody's interested, a dramatic reading of the real story of Cum Egg starts at about 51 minutes of this podcast episode. They only take around 10 minutes to read and talk about it, so you don't even have to waste a whole hour pretending you've been recommended a podcast. https://play.acast.com/s/bigsofttitty/episode-7-drumk e: to be clear, this is a story of someone putting cum into a jello mold and freezing it. If this isn't something you think you'd like to hear, please don't listen. The podcast itself is also quite gross at times, but I think this is the worst it gets this episode. SpacePig has a new favorite as of 15:05 on Mar 2, 2021 |
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PYF MEMES: a dramatic reading of the real story of Cum Egg starts at about 51 minutes of this podcast
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Legit surprised that wasn’t an FPlus link. You’d think they would have covered it once or twice by now.
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I've got decently severe adhd and almost never have problems sleeping. Brains are weird. Also there are adhd threads in both ask/tell and e/n that people should check out
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Benagain posted:I've got decently severe adhd and almost never have problems sleeping. Brains are weird. Also there are adhd threads in both ask/tell and e/n that people should check out True Story: I've had them bookmarked for months but never seem to get around to it.
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Mar 2, 2021 16:12
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God, Moon Over June sucks.
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To be fair, commercial cookie dough, like a Pillsbury cookie log, or whatever, probably has pasteurized eggs in the first place. Secondly, the odds of getting salmonella from eggs is pretty darn low in the first place. Like 1 out of every 20,000 eggs has it? And even if you GET a salmonella egg, it's not like ANY amount of salmonella in you will make you sick, most of us do have functioning immune systems that can fight it. Live you dreams. Eat that raw cookie dough.
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Or, ya know, cook your loving food. Unless you're like 7, then eat the sugar dough I guess. E: content    Last one might have been posted already but it gives me the giggles.
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DrBouvenstein posted:To be fair, commercial cookie dough, like a Pillsbury cookie log, or whatever, probably has pasteurized eggs in the first place. Salmonella from eggs isn't the only concern. Raw flour also gets contaminated with E. coli.
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DrBouvenstein posted:To be fair, commercial cookie dough, like a Pillsbury cookie log, or whatever, probably has pasteurized eggs in the first place. 
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Mar 2, 2021 17:46
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You can milk him on your own.
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Scholtz posted:cadbury zygote I really should make more of those
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Tony Phillips posted:You can milk him on your own.  thats a deep cut
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Tony Phillips posted:You can milk him on your own. i can make it on my own
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Tony Phillips posted:You can milk him on your own. The teat of a champion!
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Cocaine Bear posted:Or, ya know, cook your loving food. Unless you're like 7, then eat the sugar dough I guess. Me yelling at my kids each night to eat their drat raw beef
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I watched a documentary on breakfast in Japan, and they chow down on raw eggs like it's nothing The host asked if they were worried about salmonella, and the guy said something like "nah we check them really carefully, Japanese eggs are totally safe," but I gotta wonder how that's even possible
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hawowanlawow posted:I watched a documentary on breakfast in Japan, and they chow down on raw eggs like it's nothing lol if you don't put all your breakfast foods under a scanning electron microscope before consumption
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Mar 2, 2021 18:52
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I reduce all my food to a safe and sterile ball of plasma.
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I'm tempted to make some cookie dough, vacuum seal it, then put it in a sous vide for hours on low heat for several hours to pasteurize it. Theoretically you can cook chicken at 145°F for several hours and it pasteurises it at the same level as cooking chicken to 165°F instantaneously. Mmmmmm, medium-rare chicken…
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Mar 2, 2021 18:56
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His lobster recipe's gotten a lot better though.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:it takes an actual trained professional with an outside perspective to actually tell if it's pathological or just normal human behavior. I am going through that process (early days) and so far it seems promising, but I didn't mention it before because I didn't feel I owed the mmrnmhrm thread, or you in particular, Sleeveless, any corroborating details about my medical history.
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hawowanlawow posted:I watched a documentary on breakfast in Japan, and they chow down on raw eggs like it's nothing The US wash their eggs before they hit stores which removes a natural protective coating - the USDA suggests this to remove bacteria, but also means that if something gets through the wash it can migrate through the now-porous shell, and refrigeration is necessary to inhibit this. I guess insisting on a standardised washing process is more consistent than a free for all (or state-by-state regulation), which could be an issue in a region as broad and geographically diverse as the US. The rest of the world largely doesn't pre-wash eggs (and sells them at room temp) so the coating can do its thing, and some further mitigate against salmonella by immunizing the chickens/dosing with anti-biotics. Eggs are pretty safe.
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hawowanlawow posted:I watched a documentary on breakfast in Japan, and they chow down on raw eggs like it's nothing They have salmonella vaccines for chickens now. I don't know about Japan, but a number of countries just started vaccinating chickens to make their meat and eggs safer.
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Big Bad Beetleborg posted:The US wash their eggs before they hit stores which removes a natural protective coating - the USDA suggests this to remove bacteria, but also means that if something gets through the wash it can migrate through the now-porous shell, and refrigeration is necessary to inhibit this. I guess insisting on a standardised washing process is more consistent than a free for all (or state-by-state regulation), which could be an issue in a region as broad and geographically diverse as the US. yeah I'm aware of this, but I've never seen any euros talking about eating raw eggs Killer robot posted:They have salmonella vaccines for chickens now. I don't know about Japan, but a number of countries just started vaccinating chickens to make their meat and eggs safer. probably this, and probably they make farmers vaccinate their chickens because they actually have a cultural reason to eat raw eggs. I'm just going to assume there are lobbyists hard at work in the US to keep us from having to spend money vaccinating chickens
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In Canada, eggs come in bags.
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Also iirc, in a lot of US farming they've just bred out salmonella by having vaccinated birds produce dozens of generations of them that have just simply never come in contact with it. Salmonella is pretty much non-existent in chicken now because factory farms vaccinate and hippie farms safely breed them. Most salmonella cases now are from reptiles, other birds, or people who raise their own chickens. I'm not saying go out and start eating raw chicken, but your chances of survival if you did are way higher than in the 80s or 90s.
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Where was that video of a store selling huge plastic bulk bags of peeled eggs in room temperature liquid like something conjured up by Bavmorda e:VVV AAA thank you Data Graham has a new favorite as of 19:45 on Mar 2, 2021 |
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Mar 2, 2021 19:42
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zoux posted:In Canada, eggs come in bags. 
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Salmonella comes mostly from the chicken’s gut, and if poo poo gets on the egg and is not cleaned it can infect it with salmonella, but is very rare even in the US. I think it’s something like 1 in 40,000 eggs is infected? On the other hand, hygiene involved in factory farm butchering of chickens is so bad that most of the meat is contaminated because stuff goes everywhere. This is why chicken meat must be treated with such caution. In Japan, there are butchers who do it with enough care that the risk is reduced to the point where chicken sashimi is a thing (no thanks). Fake edit: I have no point, so I must meme 
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One Canadian week's (eight days) worth of aeggs.
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Phy posted:I am going through that process (early days) and so far it seems promising, but I didn't mention it before because I didn't feel I owed the mmrnmhrm thread, or you in particular, Sleeveless, any corroborating details about my medical history. actually i think you'll find that as per guy mann's expert knowledge, you show no symptoms of having any mental condition until a trained professional stamps a big scarlet ADHD onto your forehead and the ability to do things falls out of your freshly 'tarded brain. (if adhd memes resonate with you particularly, it's a good idea to get that checked out, and i bet it's more likely than not that people in this thread going 'huh, that sounds a little like me' would end up with a diagnosis if they consulted someone trained to recognise it. oddly enough, that poo poo doesn't just pop out of nowhere.)
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^^^- self diagnosis isn't great, eh. If you can afford it, see a clinician. If you can't, I dunno, smoke weed and try to keep on touch with family and friends and hope for the best. zoux posted:One Canadian week's (eight days) worth of aeggs. Those are immature moose eggs. That's a major offence there, buddy. Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 20:14 on Mar 2, 2021 |
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