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SirPablo posted:Your fly's open. Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...
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Chili posted:Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation... Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 20:56 |
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Heavy_D posted:Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards... I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 22:10 |
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JethroMcB posted:I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it! I'll tell you what to do. You go to Tor Eckman. Tor, Tor, he'll fix you right up. He's a herbalist, a healer, Jethro. He's not just gonna fix the tonsils and the adenoids, he is gonna change the whole way you function - body and mind.
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jojoinnit posted:I'll tell you what to do. You go to Tor Eckman. Tor, Tor, he'll fix you right up. He's a herbalist, a healer, Jethro. He's not just gonna fix the tonsils and the adenoids, he is gonna change the whole way you function - body and mind. Cirrhosis of the liver, and... PCP addiction?
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 22:57 |
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potee posted:Cirrhosis of the liver, and... PCP addiction? I don't know. All I know is, he was sniffing.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 22:58 |
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potee posted:Cirrhosis of the liver, and... PCP addiction? You should have been born in August. Your parents would have been well advised to wait. Chili posted:I don't know. All I know is, he was sniffing. You're eating too much dairy.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 23:02 |
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TMMadman posted:You're eating too much dairy. Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 23:25 |
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TMMadman posted:You're eating too much dairy. Heavy_D posted:Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise You people with the cheese. It never ends. Hello? Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 23:41 |
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Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 01:51 |
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You know it's really not a bad looking shirt.
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:02 |
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Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:05 |
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One more stamp and I'm a submarine captain!
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:21 |
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SirPablo posted:One more stamp and I'm a submarine captain! Everybody out of the chunnel!
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:13 |
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Chili posted:Everybody out of the chunnel! Up here, I'm already gone.
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:06 |
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Hey, can you believe i got 'Happy New Year's today!? I once got 'Happy New Year'd' in March!
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:44 |
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Vietnamwees posted:Hey, can you believe i got 'Happy New Year's today!? How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 20:52 |
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Chili posted:How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation? It was a good bit in the '80s, and it's still relatable today.
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 21:20 |
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potee posted:It was a good bit in the '80s, and it's still relatable today. It's the obligation, you know? As soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 21:56 |
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TMMadman posted:It's the obligation, you know? As soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better. Who is this perverted little weasel?
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# ? Mar 1, 2021 22:27 |
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potee posted:Who is this perverted little weasel? Newman!
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 01:16 |
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SirPablo posted:Newman! Is everything all right here, Postal Employee SirPablo?
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:58 |
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Chili posted:Is everything all right here, Postal Employee SirPablo? Actually, I'm quite comfortable.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 06:01 |
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Mug. Mug Costanza.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 06:25 |
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potee posted:Mug. Mug Costanza. Shhh, potee, listen, you gotta do me a favor. Give me your wallet. I'll give it back to you later.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 06:33 |
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Chili posted:Shhh, potee, listen, you gotta do me a favor. Give me your wallet. I'll give it back to you later. The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was potee. He killed my mother.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 06:46 |
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TMMadman posted:The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was potee. He killed my mother. When my mother was abducted by the Communists, she was with child but the Communists, they put an end to that!
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 06:53 |
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Chili posted:When my mother was abducted by the Communists, she was with child but the Communists, they put an end to that! I didn't realize Communism was such a sensitive issue.
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 06:56 |
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You didn't realize COMMINISM was a sensitive issue!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST 50 YEARS!?
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 07:44 |
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I gotta get on that internet, I'm late on everything
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 08:10 |
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Heavy_D posted:I gotta get on that internet, I'm late on everything Did you see that movie with the girl from the bus?
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 13:28 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:Did you see that movie with the girl from the bus? That's it! Drop everything! We're going right now!
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 13:37 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:Did you see that movie with the girl from the bus? When Harrison Ford jumped out of that plane, and he was shooting back at them as he was falling?
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 13:42 |
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Heavy_D posted:When Harrison Ford jumped out of that plane, and he was shooting back at them as he was falling? "Y'know, I really didn't expect that movie to..." "END UNDERWATER?" "...be that long."
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 14:33 |
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So, Death Blow, we meet again!
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 14:45 |
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Firestorm, that's a hell of a picture!
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 17:40 |
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You have selected...Agent Zero?
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 18:14 |
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Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?
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# ? Mar 2, 2021 18:30 |
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TMMadman posted:Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see? Hello, and welcome, to your worst nightmare. I know you’re in there. TM, Madman, apartment 5, B, you’re in big trouble, now. You've been stealing my quotes. If you would like to do this the easy way, open the door, now, or, please select the number of seconds, you’d like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:01 |
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Coming to theaters, this Friday: Kevin Bacon. Susan Sarandon. "You've got to get me over that mountain!" "Noooooo!" PKKW PKKW! KKKKRRRCCCH! There's no place higher than... Mountain High. Rated R.
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