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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


My spaghetti spoon is a fork.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

How do you gently caress a fork

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/potus/status/1366863233538228233?s=21

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

Carefully

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Psh, maybe if you're some kind of coward

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

:getin:

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

What happened, did they realise they didn't have to count based on the current population?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Whybird posted:

What happened, did they realise they didn't have to count based on the current population?

Biden said he'd use the DPA to force Merck to help manufacture the Pfizer vaccine and they said ok.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1366873965994541056

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/draculavoice/status/1258873961238183936?s=20

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

just have a small enough dick


from what i've heard said anyway

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Son of Rodney posted:

I love Tommy Cash, he's extremely funny and his music is like a chill die antwoord. Just weird but fun.

Is it real? My guy went back to Adidas and said "I want to make clown shoes" and they were just like yeah sure?? I love him

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

lol get a load of this virgin

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

Reckon I could get one right up in-

actually you know what I'm going to derail this train of thought right now

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

You need a tine-y dick

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

sounds risky

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

you stick it in you, and you're done

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/1366864943425929222?s=09

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

There's only one way to gently caress a fork and if you have to ask, you're not ready.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Flint_Paper posted:

You need a tine-y dick

:drat:

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


I have so many questions

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Like "How did I get tricked into watching such a vapid and meaningless video? What is wrong with me? Are there any woods I can walk into and never have to encounter society again?"

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

Lmao leave it to pick to be a stan for a little-girl-sniffing war criminal e: rapist

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

Bet the jetski guy knows

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/shrekframe/status/1366599164654665740

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





feedmyleg posted:

Like "How did I get tricked into watching such a vapid and meaningless video? What is wrong with me? Are there any woods I can walk into and never have to encounter society again?"

(Yes he drives a jet ski)

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


https://twitter.com/Therailbaron/status/1366619343132504068?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/HITWOM4N/status/1367015863912554496?s=20

There was a a couple seconds where I wanted to reply with a list of animals I thought I could take in a fight.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

zoux posted:

How do you gently caress a fork

Sounds painful.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...



is this martini sink for washing dick and balls

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

some plague rats posted:

Is it real? My guy went back to Adidas and said "I want to make clown shoes" and they were just like yeah sure?? I love him

As far as I can tell yes! It's great. Also good publicity for Adidas as people are talking about it, it's funny, and as it's just a showcase or whatever not very expensive for them anyway.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
https://twitter.com/jameshamilton/status/1366894292736765953?s=20

A whole thread of them.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/HITWOM4N/status/1367015863912554496?s=20

There was a a couple seconds where I wanted to reply with a list of animals I thought I could take in a fight.

If you're looking to call it quits early laugh at their answers

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Alan Smithee posted:



is this martini sink for washing dick and balls

Its plainly for washing your clothes hangers, its even got a double head so you can wash your left handed ones and your right handed ones.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/imteddybless/status/1366690403660005378

https://twitter.com/MattSaincome/status/1367004388460351490

https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1367106398203568137

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

This is the coolest place ever.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Alan Smithee posted:



is this martini sink for washing dick and balls

Who puts their top shelf liquor display under the bar?

Amateur.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Zero One posted:

Who puts their top shelf liquor display under the bar?

Amateur.

From the bottles I can ID none of that is "top shelf."

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Zero One posted:

Who puts their top shelf liquor display under the bar?

Amateur.

People who aren't new money.
all old money ppl are amoral cocks

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