Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

The warm climate version is probably wearing a skirt that only covers 90% of her arse.

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# ? May 24, 2024 04:17

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

Ugleb posted:

I saw this and had the exact same thought. They could have easily given her a fur lined coat or something and it would have been a decent sculpt.

But nope. She probably has a backstory explaining her magical transformation that means she doesn't feel the cold instead.

I checked out the KS and none of the miniatures are frost themed or dressed for cold weather except for two monsters. It's really weird.

Iain Lovecraft's The Frost

Giving it a snowy base does not make it cold weather themed!!

Winklebottom fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Mar 3, 2021

# ? Mar 3, 2021 12:02

Z the IVth: Jan 28, 2009; The trouble with your "expendable machines"; Fun Shoe

Winklebottom posted:

I checked out the KS and none of the miniatures are frost themed or dressed for cold weather except for a two monsters. It's really weird.

Iain Lovecraft's The Frost

Giving it a snowy base does not make it cold weather themed!!

The cold never bothered the designer anyway.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 14:39

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Winklebottom posted:

Cold-themed miniatures you say....

She is wearing clothes, come on, what more do you expect?

# ? Mar 3, 2021 14:48

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Winklebottom posted:

I checked out the KS and none of the miniatures are frost themed or dressed for cold weather except for two monsters. It's really weird.

Iain Lovecraft's The Frost

Giving it a snowy base does not make it cold weather themed!!

Ahh but you see, most body heat is actually lost through the head. That's why she is wearing a hood. :smuggo:

# ? Mar 3, 2021 15:18

busalover: Sep 12, 2020

Winklebottom posted:

Cold-themed miniatures you say....

yeah it's pretty lame they're too cheap to model cold hard nipples

# ? Mar 3, 2021 15:32

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Uhh, she has a hat on. How much more clear do you need it to be that she's dressed for the cold?

# ? Mar 3, 2021 16:19

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Only half of the women are even wearing shoes.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Mar 3, 2021

# ? Mar 3, 2021 19:37

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

Big Willy Style posted:

It's a power hoof

Ahem, Power Clop

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:09

busalover: Sep 12, 2020

btw I'm looking for a miniatures painter on instagram but I forgot her name; she painted 40k stuff in really bright neon colors a couple years ago, but at a really high level. anyone got a clue who could that be?

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:12

Mistaken For Bacon: Apr 26, 2003

Sounds like Emma Svensson (sp?), her channel is dice n demons

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:15

fallingdownjoe: Mar 16, 2007; Please love me

Sounds like Louise Sugden, who�s on Twitter at https://www.twitter.com/sughammer

Edit: except she mostly does AoS, so probably not her

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:17

Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

Ugleb posted:

Ahh but you see, most body heat is actually lost through the head. That's why she is wearing a hood.

Body heat is stored in the boobs

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:23

Z the IVth: Jan 28, 2009; The trouble with your "expendable machines"; Fun Shoe

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Body heat is stored in the boobs

Boobs are just the human equivalent of camel humps aren't they?

Also loving how fur lined hoods = cold weather despite wearing bikinis underneath.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:26

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

Dana Howl, maybe?

https://www.instagram.com/dana_howl/

She's big on neon colors and fades.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:27

busalover: Sep 12, 2020

fallingdownjoe posted:

Sounds like Louise Sugden, who�s on Twitter at https://www.twitter.com/sughammer

Edit: except she mostly does AoS, so probably not her

Yeah that's her.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:29

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Z the IVth posted:

Boobs are just the human equivalent of camel humps aren't they?

uh no

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:38

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

Z the IVth posted:

Boobs are just the human equivalent of camel humps aren't they?

You're thinking of butts.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:50

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Z the IVth posted:

Boobs are just the human equivalent of camel humps aren't they?

okay fergie

# ? Mar 4, 2021 05:19

Pyrolocutus: Feb 5, 2005; Shape of Flame

A guy posted some of his custom Marvel: Crisis Protocol models to the unofficial FB group and uh...I think he needs to go back to the drawing board. Here's one of them:

# ? Mar 4, 2021 07:13

Kabuki Shipoopi: Jun 22, 2007; If I fall, you don't get the head, right? If you lose the head, you're fucked!

Samovar posted:

I get what you're trying to say, but surely this could be worded better.

Sorry, "start drippin'". Or should I have went older and said "check the steeze"?

# ? Mar 4, 2021 07:28

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Pyrolocutus posted:

A guy posted some of his custom Marvel: Crisis Protocol models to the unofficial FB group and uh...I think he needs to go back to the drawing board. Here's one of them:

I made some fanart

# ? Mar 4, 2021 08:21

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Pyrolocutus posted:

A guy posted some of his custom Marvel: Crisis Protocol models to the unofficial FB group and uh...I think he needs to go back to the drawing board. Here's one of them:

im the �republican senator in a public bathroom� stance

# ? Mar 4, 2021 09:12

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

Moola posted:

I made some fanart

Very lifelike.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 10:06

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

who needs a 3d printer when you have a glue gun

# ? Mar 4, 2021 10:53

Electric Hobo: Oct 22, 2008; Grimey Drawer

That's... Surprisingly good.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 10:58

Spudd: Nov 27, 2007; Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Yeah that's legitimately really creative and well done

# ? Mar 4, 2021 11:27

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING