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homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

ah jizz, or as some say, jizm

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:01

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# ? May 31, 2024 08:00

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

a hunter is a hunter even in a wet dream

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:02

Help Im Alive: Nov 8, 2009

homeless snail posted:

ah jizz, or as some say, jizm

Why do they do that I never understood

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:03

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Oh god I've made it through two seasons of Magical Melody and I just discovered pressing C brings up a menu system with such useful information as how much villagers like, what ingredients you need for cooking recipes and what musical notes are available. I've been going nuts trying to work out how to do all this stuff :cripes:

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:04

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

Cardiovorax posted:

Lot easier to defeat than the other type, I'm sure.

Especially if you join the bukkake bros covenant

Grinding for protein vials still gonna be a pain though

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:05

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Convex posted:

Especially if you join the bukkake bros covenant

Praise the Cum! :jerkbag:

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:09

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

What's that smell? The sweet cum, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick...

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:13

wuggles: Jul 12, 2017

�Ahhhhh...ahh!� - Micolash, host of the wet dream

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:20

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

we're all cumborne already

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:22

Grapplejack: Nov 27, 2007

OooOoOOOoooOoOOooo, tenga ring....

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:24

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Oh Amygdala, have mercy on the poor bastard

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:26

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Loop hero is good

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:29

redreader: Nov 2, 2009; I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.; Dinosaur Gum

Splish splash, splish splash
Have you heard how curiously the cum churns�? Like a storm but like the rain, only gentle, like dripping jizz� It bellows from deep inside of me� here it comes up through my insides, but gently, like little droplets�

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:43

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea,

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:49

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

this is gross

# ? Mar 5, 2021 18:53

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

RBA Starblade posted:

A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea,

spooging on all that is or can be.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:00

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

we are born of the cum. made men by the cum. undone by the cum

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:04

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Fear the old cum. It smells awful.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:04

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Sperm.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:05

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

I've got a memory of this tv ad I saw when I was a little kid, I think it was in the 90s, I think it was an ad for a tv show and I only remember the end of the ad so I'm hoping maybe someone in here will know what I'm talking about.

What I remember is that the ad would end with some lady in either a guillotine or under an executioner's axe or something like that. The perspective would have been from below, like from the bucket that her head would have fallen into. The ad would just end with the blade coming down and it'd hit her neck and her head wouldn't come off, it was like the blade would get stuck. I'm not 100% sure that that was the end of the ad, but that's as far as I remember because I don't remember any blood or her head actually coming off, it was just kind of like ending the ad on the blade coming down and bam, moving on to the next ad.

Did anyone else ever see this?

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:07

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

Trying to imagine what delights the Valley of Defilement might hold in this bold new vision

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:08

Weedle: May 31, 2006

homeless snail posted:

ah jizz, or as some say, jizm

JC could feel his orgasm building in the pressurized hydraulic chambers that had replaced his balls. Just as he pulled out, long strands of semen shot through the air and landed on the back of Carl�s couch, where they sizzled and dissolved holes in the faux-leather covering. �Sorry about that,� said JC, blushing, �my jism is augmented.�

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:08

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

FirstAidKite posted:

I've got a memory of this tv ad I saw when I was a little kid, I think it was in the 90s, I think it was an ad for a tv show and I only remember the end of the ad so I'm hoping maybe someone in here will know what I'm talking about.

What I remember is that the ad would end with some lady in either a guillotine or under an executioner's axe or something like that. The perspective would have been from below, like from the bucket that her head would have fallen into. The ad would just end with the blade coming down and it'd hit her neck and her head wouldn't come off, it was like the blade would get stuck. I'm not 100% sure that that was the end of the ad, but that's as far as I remember because I don't remember any blood or her head actually coming off, it was just kind of like ending the ad on the blade coming down and bam, moving on to the next ad.

Did anyone else ever see this?

You could try here. You'd be surprised at what goons dig up.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3895038

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:11

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

The 7th Guest posted:

this is gross

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't expect the :cumpolice:

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:12

Weedle: May 31, 2006

FirstAidKite posted:

I've got a memory of this tv ad I saw when I was a little kid, I think it was in the 90s, I think it was an ad for a tv show and I only remember the end of the ad so I'm hoping maybe someone in here will know what I'm talking about.

What I remember is that the ad would end with some lady in either a guillotine or under an executioner's axe or something like that. The perspective would have been from below, like from the bucket that her head would have fallen into. The ad would just end with the blade coming down and it'd hit her neck and her head wouldn't come off, it was like the blade would get stuck. I'm not 100% sure that that was the end of the ad, but that's as far as I remember because I don't remember any blood or her head actually coming off, it was just kind of like ending the ad on the blade coming down and bam, moving on to the next ad.

Did anyone else ever see this?

sounds like a cursed videotape for sure

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:12

The Dark Souls of Posters: Nov 4, 2011; Just Post, Kupo

grandpa_simpson_rotating_door.gif

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:13

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Convex posted:

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't expect the

i'm actually from the dog police, ba-bow

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:17

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

What would dogs need a police for. Every dog is a Good Boy.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:22

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Tell that to the "Paw Patrol"

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:48

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Happy March 5th

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:58

Dr. Fishopolis: Aug 31, 2004; ROBOT

The 7th Guest posted:

i'm actually from the dog police, ba-bow

where are you coming from?

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:59

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Saint Freak posted:

Happy March 5th

# ? Mar 5, 2021 20:24

Simone Magus: Sep 30, 2020; by VideoGames

wuggles posted:

That’s wild, I can’t believe someone didn’t do something to get you back to work sooner. Do the people you work for have money or are you self employed?

They just let me take the time off. They still paid me. It's not the biggest organization in the world but as far as charities go it's not small. They paid for me to come to America and I believe a lot of the expense of me being here is being covered by the US government since it's nonprofit work.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 21:21

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

I was looking at Neo-Geo games on Ebay, and this image came up and :thunk:

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:23

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

Last night in hades I was consistently getting further each run (got to the Elysium fields boss on my last attempt before calling it a night), but this morning I woke up with a sore left thumb from too much Hardcore Gaming and now I�m struggling to even make it to the hydra. Good news is that while the game tends to recognize and verbally report on the player�s progress with its NPC dialogue, the game hasn�t yet called me out on my deteriorating skills

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:31

bone emulator: Nov 3, 2005; Wrrroavr

I said come in! posted:

I was looking at Neo-Geo games on Ebay, and this image came up and

That stock photo family seems to be enjoying their Neo Geo bootleg cart, you should buy it op

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:36

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Whizzing Wizard posted:

That stock photo family seems to be enjoying their Neo Geo bootleg cart, you should buy it op

But my favorite part is the PS4 controllers.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:36

VideoGames: Aug 18, 2003

Cheetah, I beat Lost Izalith this evening, I also am on my way to Gravelord Nito.

I would take Lost Izalith a 100 times over the annoyance of the respawning skellybones and darkness of the Catacombs/Tomb of the Giants.

Also, had a ton of fun

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:52

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: May 8, 2006; "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

VG did not like the Chaos Eaters so, with great sadness, I declare thread rebellion

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:56

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Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

We have to fire him now

# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:58

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