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text editor posted:yes but even after the two hours or so it took to group together, the "jank" from just the portion that I watched involved getting linus glitched into walls or stuck in chairs no less than 4 times For sure, it's definitely trash.
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Pixelate posted:Oh god Lethality working at CIG would be
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 01:56 |
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DigitalPenny posted:it shows even with hundreds of dollars worth of ships and the blessings of developers it is still a miserable experience. For anyone that missed it here is the big 'fire fight' that was totally not scripted to happen by cig employees https://clips.twitch.tv/PoliteCharmingEagleShadyLulu-bp_L5RkRU2edtsAN This is the reveal as they back out of the hanger (why would you back out of a hanger..?) and SURPRISE an idris just happens to slowly motor past the 3rd person camera view notice the chat during all this... streamer at some point freaks out 'OH MY GOD AN IDRIS WE BETTER STAY OUT OF ITS RAILGUN THAT THING WILL 1 SHOT US'.... the Idris doesn't fire a single shot the entire engagement https://clips.twitch.tv/UglySnappyKleeSoonerLater-PVWtkZv3vKBrW6gS] most of the firefight is like this, the idris slowly drifting along while being fired upon by the streamers ship + what looks like 3-4 other ships. notice all done in 3rd person mostly for that ultra cinematic presentation https://clips.twitch.tv/CheerfulConfidentSmoothiePartyTime-JzFEZqMgD-tt6RR- now that the streamers have expended all their ballistic ammo they're using laser turrets, again the idris just kind of hangs around soaking everything up and I don't think fires a shot back once https://clips.twitch.tv/SpunkyHelplessWheelAliens-QSQrvmcAkdeyo15l here it is, the big ending. after acknowledging that the enemy idris still has 95% of its health left the server suddenly erupts allover itself as the developer self destructs the idris. KILL CONFIRMED FOLKS! that's it, shut it down boys COD will never match anything CIG can put out! :ps: is the embedding of twitch clips a known bug on the forums? it must be, having to paste it, preview, then re-paste that bit that got cut off is a bit annoying for each video
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SaltEMike ranting about Morph doing the LinusTechTips stream is pretty funny https://www.twitch.tv/videos/940416382?t=0h32m20s
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 02:55 |
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This is good for Star Citizen. I'm glad of it.
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Quavers posted:Lethality working at CIG would be I think that would actually be the one thing that could cause CIG to close shop.
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Quavers posted:SaltEMike ranting about Morph doing the LinusTechTips stream is pretty funny https://www.twitch.tv/videos/940416382?t=0h32m20s Chat: "he's doing an investigative piece" "hit piece incoming" If the only thing you can conclude by playing star citizen is that it is poo poo, maybe, just maybe, star citizen is poo poo.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 03:28 |
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Blue On Blue posted:here it is, the big ending. after acknowledging that the enemy idris still has 95% of its health left the server suddenly erupts allover itself as the developer self destructs the idris. KILL CONFIRMED FOLKS! With the 'The Idris is still intact in my game from one of the others'.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 03:30 |
The Idris spawn is so funny cause the dev who did it probably thought they'd get a huge reaction from the LTT guys but really that only works for Citizens who have already bought fully in and are personally deeply invested in these ships that the mere sight of one jankily flying past is a jaw dropping experience. For anyone else it's yet another broken space ship in a broken game full of broken space ships.
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marumaru posted:Chat: But many of them seriously think that Star Citizen in its current state is still the absolute best video game that has ever been created. So why would they think someone who just played it wouldn't see the same thing?
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Pixelate posted:[Lethality announces he has been taking gamedev crash courses] From their FAQ: quote:Are you going to make a racing game? fighting game? MMORPG? I'm not sure that a semester's-worth crash course in C# for Unity and enterprise app development will be enough to prepare someone for making a MMORPG... Actually, you know what? That's probably enough for CIG. Sure, go for it!
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please someone just take this game and take it out to pasture i think even roberts wants that at this point
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 05:12 |
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I only check in here a few times a year and I'm still astonished at how little progress they've made each time. It's incredible.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 05:15 |
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So I've only skimmed this thread over the years and never really gone mining for the Citizen's Defense Crew stuff until I watched that stream you guys posted last night, but the youtube comments on the carefully curated supercut of that stream are just so...sad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2FJMErSDPw Another "OK now play it the right way" is this a threat + "I'm too mature to actually hit him"? Think of the glitches as what weeds out the normies more revenge fantasies Desync issues? I'm sure it'll work better when we add more than one server into the mix Pots & kettles, etc "Normal experience" This isn't an either/or, but they'll pretend it is "A sophisticated video game for the refined gameur" for 1 its not a game its a simulator I mean how do you have the energy to defend this pile of poo poo, day after day video after video thread after thread? How do you get to the point where you think a "fair" review is one where the review is patient in between the times you define as gameplay doing tedious setup, where the reviewer not move or touch or do anything outside of precisely what you tell them. How do you think the reviewers trying to unearth fun in the jank is a bad thing? Complaining that people finding silver lining on the clouds are ruining the fidelity of the clouds? What besides heart disease will ever stop the true believers?
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text editor posted:So I've only skimmed this thread over the years and never really gone mining for the Citizen's Defense Crew stuff until I watched that stream you guys posted last night, but the youtube comments on the carefully curated supercut of that stream are just so...sad They literally have nothing else. It's the hill they have chosen to die on, and so be it, they are going to fight well beyond the bitter end.
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...seamless character-centric design... What is this, and what is it in the context of Stan Citizerp? Google gives me hardly any hits, and no explanations.
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Only Kindness posted:...seamless character-centric design... Read: “FPS but sometimes TPS and always from the character's perspective (except when it isn't)”. But said in a way that makes it less obvious that it's the same as every game ever.
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Blue On Blue posted:This particular steamer mentioned a few times he had a script and plan , obviously none of it happened except maybe the part where a dev spawned an idris and lazily flew it around while tanking shots before hitting the self destruct button Given how poo poo the whole thing was, with a script and the guidance of someone with extensive experience in this thing, I can not even dare imagine how the new, and unguided, player experience must be.
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Only Kindness posted:...seamless character-centric design... Like Tippis says, they were probably trying to describe how Star Citizen is, in CRs' head, supposed to be an immersive experience that never takes control away from the player and feels like a single-shot film-like virtual experience in a real universe. Except it isn't like that at all and the game does switch from first-person to third-person for specific parts, it'll also take control away from you for scripted interactions that can't be cancelled. And stuff breaks your immersion all the goddamn time. "character-centric design" sounds like a redundant phrase, too.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:06 |
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It is also an (unintentional) shorthand for “it's an on-foot FPS engine with some poorly tacked-on vehicle gameplay that has been extended way beyond the breaking point”, to insinuate that this is something different from every other FPS from before they all became capable of doing vehicles reasonably well some time in the mid-'00s. It's “character-centric” because that's what the game engine does by default, and also because it couldn't possibly be anything else since they never managed to get the rest working properly (in spite of SC ostensibly being a spaceship game).
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If you sit in a certain chair, you are teleported 15 million miles into space. You have to push an arcane key sequence in order to perform mundane tasks. If you look at your magic PDA while going to bed, you turn into a space ship. If you press a certain menu button, you die. Plot twist: Star Citizen is a 1995 adventure game.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:38 |
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Blackstone posted:If you sit in a certain chair, you are teleported 15 million miles into space. Ah yes, the Space Quest of Space Sims.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 08:46 |
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Sierra Citizen
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 09:21 |
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Apparently LTT built a rig for Sandi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MU-DIKvY3U&t=589s
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Ah yes, the Space Quest of Space Sims. In Space Quest III you wake up on a robot space garbage scow and have to fix a broken ship you find on the there, that whole sequence was pretty cool and the payoff when you finally get to fly out of there is great.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 11:41 |
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Ah yes. Space Quest III. The game that famously very easily fails to give the player the eponymous quest, but makes up for it by having a lot more space than the earlier games.
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marumaru posted:Chat: They can't comprehend that maybe he just thinks the game is poo poo and isn't doing it "for the clicks". If they took 1 minute to scroll through the types of videos on LTT (and their other channels) there isn't a single game review in there, it's not what they do. He's been using Doom Eternal as his on-camera benchmark game since it came out. I think the other funny thing is that they think anyone would bother to write a hit piece on Star Citizen. The games industry continues to produce new stuff and move forward. The only thing being written about Star Citizen is fluff pieces that are just reconfigured press releases. No one even cares enough about SC to go write something about it that actually takes some effort. It's the train-wreck sideshow of the industry that continues to lose appeal the longer it goes on. Barring some other controversy popping up I imagine the next big article about SC will be written when it quietly shuts down in however many years that takes.
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Fidelitious posted:They can't comprehend that maybe he just thinks the game is poo poo and isn't doing it "for the clicks". this video isn't going on LTT, though, it's apparently going on techlinked (?)
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 16:11 |
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The way the Shitizens preemptively build up the narrative that Linus will be a biased shittalker reminds me very much of Trump dismissing mail-in votes months in advance.
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Ah yes, the Space Quest of Space Sims. Secretly the Space Quest 7 we never got. My god, Chris Roberts IS a genius.
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https://twitter.com/CloudImperium/status/1368972600462950409 https://twitter.com/CloudImperium/status/1368956914256801801 https://twitter.com/Richard__HD/status/1368972705152851972 Mirificus fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Mar 8, 2021 |
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/CloudImperium/status/1368972600462950409 Hmm, they left out a certain personal grooming enthusiast...
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 18:39 |
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Chuds being pissy about March 8th will never get old
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https://twitter.com/GiorgioTsoukal3/status/1368991183033270275 https://twitter.com/AvalonTarkov/status/1368992299280183297
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Tippis posted:It is also an (unintentional) shorthand for “it's an on-foot FPS engine with some poorly tacked-on vehicle gameplay that has been extended way beyond the breaking point”, to insinuate that this is something different from every other FPS from before they all became capable of doing vehicles reasonably well some time in the mid-'00s. It's “character-centric” because that's what the game engine does by default, and also because it couldn't possibly be anything else since they never managed to get the rest working properly (in spite of SC ostensibly being a spaceship game). I don't want to empty quote, but this.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 19:58 |
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It's good to know that "Trans people exist" is not the only sentiment mistaken for politics by chuds these days
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 20:03 |
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Sarsapariller posted:It's good to know that "Trans people exist" is not the only sentiment mistaken for politics by chuds these days Overlapping cults? 🤔
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limaCAT posted:Overlapping cults? 🤔 citizens not being exactly woke is not news
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/CloudImperium/status/1368972600462950409 Maybe because everyday for the last 10,000 years has been International Men's Day?
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