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There's this video I can't find of I think a different school that had this middle aged tiny white guy just mag dumping into targets after like smacking it with his arm and he was trying to do like real life gun kata it seemed at time.
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I dunno. That sounds a lot like modern 3-gun to me, maybe minus the arm-smack.
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Mar 7, 2021 23:44
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This will always be the high water mark for horrible “tactical” moves and I relish any chance that I get to share this video https://youtu.be/1bm3GgDxPOM
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Mar 7, 2021 23:45
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Internet Wizard posted:There’s also the part where the military has a really hard time accepting people can excel at some things but not all things. Or in the Navy where promotion is based entirely upon a combination of an arbitrary test that has at best maybe 10% to do with your actual job and bake sales.
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Mar 7, 2021 23:46
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pantslesswithwolves posted:This will always be the high water mark for horrible “tactical” moves and I relish any chance that I get to share this video Holy poo poo he lets go of his gun and leaves it on the ground to do his mall ninja roll lmao I missed that detail
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Mar 7, 2021 23:48
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Oh that reminds me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGKyhilGZWA I literally knew this instructor personally. I bought guns from him.
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Mar 7, 2021 23:50
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I meant to do that.
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Lmao the ego on that dude, it’s instinct for him to bullshit
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Mar 7, 2021 23:56
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I'm Also 1000% not friends anymore so I'm fine roasting this dude. He started really sleeving me out as I got more wary of people and have long since recognized libertarian / dogwhistle white nationalist poo poo that I wasn't picking up as a younger kid. Later he got into "Jesus" after being an obnoxious atheist for years, saying poo poo like "america was always a christian republic". Last I knew he did door to door sales after losing a big-time job at an outfitters. Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Mar 8, 2021 |
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Mar 8, 2021 00:07
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Wasabi the J posted:I'm Also 1000% not friends anymore so I'm fine roasting this dude. I think you mean skeeving but this might be some slang I don't know and I'm having a good morning and I'd rather not ruin it by going to urban dictionary
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Mar 8, 2021 00:20
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pantslesswithwolves posted:This will always be the high water mark for horrible “tactical” moves and I relish any chance that I get to share this video I like when he says putting targets on rounds. Also when he was saying evacuate the front seat i though he meant jump into the back seat from the front not OPEN THE DOOR AND LEAVE THE VEHICLE TO GET BACK IN AND DO HIS HANGING ONE HANDED PISTOL SHOOTING FROM A THIRD GODDAMN DOOR HOLY gently caress
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Mar 8, 2021 01:29
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The idea is to make your truck look as big and intimidating as possible, in order to scare the bear into backing down.
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Stravag posted:I like when he says putting targets on rounds. Also when he was saying evacuate the front seat i though he meant jump into the back seat from the front not OPEN THE DOOR AND LEAVE THE VEHICLE TO GET BACK IN AND DO HIS HANGING ONE HANDED PISTOL SHOOTING FROM A THIRD GODDAMN DOOR HOLY gently caress Hey, it's okay, it only took him long enough that someone could've mag dumped 4 whole mags into him and his truck.
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Mar 8, 2021 02:32
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The idea is to make your attacker scratch your head and go "wait, what the gently caress is that guy doi- ah, he got me"
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Mar 8, 2021 02:36
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Dance off, bro!
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Mar 8, 2021 02:45
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I want to see this
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Mar 8, 2021 04:43
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I seem to recall that there was a video from deadliest warrior or something of a 'spetsnaz' guy doing a bunch of drunk looking tactical somersaults in the open to demonstrate something spetznaz and I thought it must have been Sonny Puzikas after seeing that Twitter post but now I can't find the video so I'm not sure it wasn't a fever dream
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Mar 8, 2021 06:51
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In my 20's I stopped eating like poo poo and started exercising, and went from fat to decently fit pretty quickly. Coincidentally, a fad vibration plate gym opened up nearby at around the same time. I entertained the thought of crediting my success to that place in exchange for generous kickbacks, but my wife talked me out of it (also it probably wouldn't have looked good on a SSBI). All that to say, some of those tactical hacks know they're idiots but don't care because they're getting paid. The rest probably started that way but got high on their own farts and sheepdog memes.
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Mar 8, 2021 07:06
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If you're going to do stupid gymnastics with guns at least make it choreographed. https://i.imgur.com/bgcbWrZ.mp4
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Collateral Damage posted:If you're going to do stupid gymnastics with guns at least make it choreographed. Lmao this loving rules
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Mar 8, 2021 12:28
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These guys give me serious Steven Seagal vibes. Not "badass Under Siege SEAL that breaks dudes necks" vibes, more like "loudmouth who challenged a judo master, got choked out and poo poo his pants" vibes.
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Mar 8, 2021 13:47
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Blazing Saddles sequel coming along i see..
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Mar 8, 2021 13:47
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Godholio posted:Dance off, bro! Me and you!
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Mar 8, 2021 14:23
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We're building up to a Space Force Guardians joke, aren't we? The idiocy there is the simple fact that the Space Force exists, and picked "Guardians" as their term for folks.
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Wild T posted:We're building up to a Space Force Guardians joke, aren't we? Ooooh child...things aren’t going to get easier  
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Collateral Damage posted:If you're going to do stupid gymnastics with guns at least make it choreographed. I think this would pair very well with the Oompa Loompa song.
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Wild T posted:These guys give me serious Steven Seagal vibes. Not "badass Under Siege SEAL that breaks dudes necks" vibes, more like "loudmouth who challenged a judo master, got choked out and poo poo his pants" vibes. I’ll take you to the blood bank because you’re hemorrhaging massively after I tried to show off my cool ninja roll with a loaded gun and I really don’t want to go to prison
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Mar 8, 2021 16:20
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Wimp Lo Gunkata Academy.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:This will always be the high water mark for horrible “tactical” moves and I relish any chance that I get to share this video I've only fired a gun a few times, and those were only .22 target rifles. I've never been anywhere where I would remotely be concerned with being shot at. I watch that video and I have to ask: Why the hell wouldn't you just jump out of the front seat and go prone on the ground in the first place? I mean I know the answer is that you want to convince the dudes you play airsoft with that you are a badass operator. That way you never have to play opfor. Unless you're playing WW2 scenarios, then you always get to play the SS.
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I think the idea is that the car, while not being bulletproof, provides at least some defense from being shot at--if nothing else, you're harder to see. But then he rolls out like an idiot, leaving himself exposed, so I dunno.
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Mar 8, 2021 20:32
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An engine and firewall provide more defense than a door. Distance (like say, driving away) is even better.
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The one thing you really have going for you is that large vehicle, which as stated, can drive away. It can also drive forward so if you have been ambushed by ANTIFA on your way back from wings night at PATRIOT'S PUB where nobody wears a mask you could drive through them. Or you could stop and expose yourself to fire in the stupidest way possible what the gently caress do I know I was trained for if that poo poo happens but I don't own 5.11 pants or wear Rocky's in my day to day life
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Godholio posted:An engine and firewall provide more defense than a door. Distance (like say, driving away) is even better. Yeah, Paul Harrell did a video where he debunked a car as good cover. Even if/when you're behind the engine block, some rounds might pass through soft spots where the engine isn't and find their way into soft parts of *you*.
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But but but, what if you're James Yeager and your vehicle is  "disabled"???even his stupid rear end ran and jumped into a ditch rather than hid behind the vehicle Dick Burglar fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Mar 8, 2021 |
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Godholio posted:An engine and firewall provide more defense than a door. Distance (like say, driving away) is even better. In my tacticool class I teach the technique of closing distance rapidly to saber range 
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Wasabi the J posted:There's this video I can't find of I think a different school that had this middle aged tiny white guy just mag dumping into targets after like smacking it with his arm and he was trying to do like real life gun kata it seemed at time. this? https://i.imgur.com/8hWZLVe.mp4 e: rereading what you posted, no absolutely not, but still worth posting
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Close quarters double tapping those targets like they’re a baconator and lipitor.
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Godholio posted:An engine and firewall provide more defense than a door. Distance (like say, driving away) is even better. An idiot at my old job discharged his gun from the drivers seat into the firewall and it hit the alternator and disabled the armored truck with one 9mm bullet. He was trying to load his gun but managed to have his finger on the trigger lol
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biosterous posted:this? https://i.imgur.com/8hWZLVe.mp4 That dude is going to put a round right through his hand doing that.
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Collateral Damage posted:If you're going to do stupid gymnastics with guns at least make it choreographed. I kept thinking it was the end and it just kept going and getting better. Holy poo poo this is awesome.
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