Cute Thread: Please don't kink shame axolotls

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Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/PxTYxww.mp4

That bird is either very brave or suicidal.

# ? Mar 8, 2021 10:57

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# ? May 19, 2024 18:39

Popoto: Oct 21, 2012; miaow

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/PxTYxww.mp4

Budgie is horny for puss I see...

# ? Mar 8, 2021 12:09

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

https://i.imgur.com/hD7rKn4.mp4

# ? Mar 8, 2021 12:34

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

PurpleXVI posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hD7rKn4.mp4

Cats are the best.

# ? Mar 8, 2021 12:54

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

PurpleXVI posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hD7rKn4.mp4

Even when my childhood cat had gotten old and not very playful he would freak out at the sight of snow and demand to go outside to run around like an idiot. :3:

# ? Mar 8, 2021 12:59

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/JocAPhotography/status/1368963518414938114?s=20

# ? Mar 8, 2021 17:46

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/JocAPhotography/status/1368963518414938114?s=20

Made my cats sit up and ask what it was. Although it didn�t make Frans hop up to roll all over me like he now does when I play kitten meows.

Kitten meows used to upset him when I played them on my phone. Now, he has figured out that I am giving attention to kittens that are not in the apartment. He just likes to remind me that he is also a cute cat, he is here, and therefore that attention belongs to him.

# ? Mar 8, 2021 18:36

Instant Jellyfish: Jul 3, 2007; Actually not a fish.

Birthday!

Birthday!!!

Birthday!!!!!!

# ? Mar 9, 2021 02:31

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Yayy, Major! Did Mina get some cake too?

# ? Mar 9, 2021 04:50

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Happy Burg-day Major! :3:

# ? Mar 9, 2021 04:57

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Major loving rules. 🎉

# ? Mar 9, 2021 04:59

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Birthday!

Birthday!!!

Birthday!!!!!!

You need to tell Major he is a Good Dog and needs to live to at least 20.

# ? Mar 9, 2021 05:32

Safari Disco Lion: Jul 21, 2011; Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Birthday!

Birthday!!!

Birthday!!!!!!

Major's gonna have some weird poops. :allears:

# ? Mar 9, 2021 06:07

QueenAnnesDead: Apr 17, 2016

DarklyDreaming posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19VgS-CeGCQ

The one leftover food even raccoons will never eat

So, I'm as far as you can get from a N. American wildlife expert, but SURELY it can't be okay for dipshit here to be leaving pizzas in the woods? That's just for comedy hijinx, he could get great trail camera footage with peanuts or, or, peanut butter jerky, I don't know what's safe and delicious for carnivores.

# ? Mar 9, 2021 06:11

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

QueenAnnesDead posted:

So, I'm as far as you can get from a N. American wildlife expert, but SURELY it can't be okay for dipshit here to be leaving pizzas in the woods? That's just for comedy hijinx, he could get great trail camera footage with peanuts or, or, peanut butter jerky, I don't know what's safe and delicious for carnivores.

Most of them are trash eaters, s so they�ll probably be ok. He has one where he makes a peanut butter mountain and one where he leaves out a rotisserie chicken. The chicken one makes me feel bad for the bear that comes by after the raccoons and possums have already devoured everything

# ? Mar 9, 2021 07:49

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Birthday!

Birthday!!!

Birthday!!!!!!

Oh no.

Major and Mina.

I just got it.

# ? Mar 9, 2021 08:45

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Birthday!

Birthday!!!

Birthday!!!!!!

I was wondering about this good boy, glad to see he's still well :3:

# ? Mar 9, 2021 12:04

Instant Jellyfish: Jul 3, 2007; Actually not a fish.

Thanks for the birthday wishes for the mans :kimchi:

His present was that he didn't have to share his special dinner or cake with his sisters Scout doesn't like sweets, Mina has been eating sheep placentas all week :barf:

Safari Disco Lion posted:

Major's gonna have some weird poops.

Maj's superpower is that he's never had the runs in his life. He is truly a dumpster of a dog.

# ? Mar 9, 2021 16:23

Ichabod Sexbeast: Dec 5, 2011; Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Thanks for the birthday wishes for the mans

His present was that he didn't have to share his special dinner or cake with his sisters Scout doesn't like sweets, Mina has been eating sheep placentas all week

Maj's superpower is that he's never had the runs in his life. He is truly a dumpster of a dog.

Just one colossal poo once a year that alarms the horses

e: Happy Birthday Major!

# ? Mar 9, 2021 16:42

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/1tl8Itt.mp4

# ? Mar 9, 2021 18:46

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

That Cats/How the Grinch Stole Christmas crossover looking pretty good!

# ? Mar 9, 2021 20:47

Yoshi Jjang: Oct 5, 2011; renard renard renarnd renrard

renard

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/m3gjc3k.gifv

I love a good beef noodle hot pot :kimchi:

# ? Mar 9, 2021 21:22

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/CvN7Q4V.mp4

# ? Mar 10, 2021 00:22

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

# ? Mar 10, 2021 01:34

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

JAILBREAK:

https://i.imgur.com/r0uCNgM.mp4

# ? Mar 10, 2021 02:48

Fighting Trousers: May 17, 2011; Does this excite you, girl?

DarklyDreaming posted:

JAILBREAK:

https://i.imgur.com/r0uCNgM.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFFHSRLl3mY

# ? Mar 10, 2021 02:55

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

https://twitter.com/TortoisesDaily/status/1369461754233843714

# ? Mar 10, 2021 03:41

Jagged Jim: Sep 26, 2013; I... I can only look though the window...

that poo poo Jesus!

# ? Mar 10, 2021 03:52

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

Jagged Jim posted:

that poo poo Jesus!

NO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRBERbcbFgY

# ? Mar 10, 2021 04:20

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Bert Roberge posted:

A powerful wizard

# ? Mar 10, 2021 08:27

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

DarklyDreaming posted:

JAILBREAK:

https://i.imgur.com/r0uCNgM.mp4

Our old cat did that once, on the way to the vets. On a bus. That was a fun ride.

(Kudos to my mum's solution - take coat off, fold it around the box and use the arms and the belt to tie it in place - when we got to the vets and untied it, it was basically like one of those confetti bombs going off with added extremely angry cat)

# ? Mar 10, 2021 09:13

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Our old cat did that once, on the way to the vets. On a bus. That was a fun ride.

(Kudos to my mum's solution - take coat off, fold it around the box and use the arms and the belt to tie it in place - when we got to the vets and untied it, it was basically like one of those confetti bombs going off with added extremely angry cat)