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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

The Bloop posted:

I'll already screaming cuss words 24/7 so this fits my lifestyle

should've called yourself The Bleep.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Monkey posted:

should've called yourself The Bleep.

That's my government name and I'd ask that you not use it here

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
I’m sorry, my mistake.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Yeah, if someone wants to fedname themselves, cool, but otherwise that's a paddlin'

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Yeah, if someone wants to fedname themselves, cool, but otherwise that's a paddlin'

I just use the same name everywhere, it's so much easier

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

I just use the same name everywhere, it's so much easier

Is captain your rank or given name

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Bloop posted:

Is captain your rank or given name

Yes

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



:same:

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

It's a real Major Major Major Major situation

relax-o-vision
Feb 21, 2007

They were using the library computers to look at spider porn.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
They closed the library over a spider that’s present in tens of millions of buildings worldwide and has killed one person in recorded history, but curbside pickup is just too much to ask for when there’s a virus that has killed millions in under a year.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/TomHourigan/status/1368839151810998280

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I'm being a little bit pedantic here, but the construction of this headline made me laugh:

NCDOT: Raleigh bridge wall that appears to be leaning is just an ‘illusion’

It really sounds like they're saying the wall itself is an illusion.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Thank you now I have the song in my head. I refuse to suffer this alone :argh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY4cVhXxW64

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:smugdon:Well what is a 'Wall' really? How can you even define that?:trumpsmug:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




:hmmyes:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Jon Snow defense

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

they gave Foot the boot so they could make Boot the Head

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1368988841852436481

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I've spent decades never even coming close to saying it, where's my lovely pizza company??

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I repeated it once when I was 5 and heard it on TV. After my parents explained what it meant and how awful a word it was, I somehow managed to never say it again. Guess Papa John's brain rates lower than a 5 year olds.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

The Papa John controversy started at a sensitivity training that he was voluntarily attending so I can buy that he is just a very stupid man not intentionally being racist.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Did they ever fact check his claim that he ate 40 papa Johns pizzas in a month?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Cartoon Man posted:

Did they ever fact check his claim that he ate 40 papa Johns pizzas in a month?
Please, he's already explains he bought 40 pizzas of which he tried a slice or two of each to check quality. And then his very real very existing friends who he hangs out with all the time got to eat the rest.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
All my friends are just off camera, enjoying some pizza. Especially my black friend.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
All my friends are just off camera, enjoying some pizza. Especially my ni-*checks note on hand* black friend.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Remember when he said there would be a day of reckoning like three days before the pandemic was declared?

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


Then, hidden all the way at the end of the article:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


He just wants to stop accidentally hurting people.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

trapped mouse posted:



Then, hidden all the way at the end of the article:



Lol what. I can't begin to figure out how this can be a thing. What site is it?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fully vaccinatized and getting it.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I'm being very charitable but is it possible she means she caught *a* coronavirus, just not the covid-19 variant?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Sir Lemming posted:

Lol what. I can't begin to figure out how this can be a thing. What site is it?

Jerusalem Post. It's not like the byline was a common name
https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/i-was-fully-vaccinated-and-still-caught-corona-heres-why-661336

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Seems like the entire article has been rewritten unless it was always just that with a clickbaity headline.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/olaf-psych-eval-376215





I like how the story’s URL is Olaf-Psyche-Eval...that’s a good forums name.

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 14:03 on Mar 10, 2021

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Please show me on yourself where the suspect touched you.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

The cigarette butt is the icing on the cake.

Also, do not taste the icing on the cake.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cartoon Man posted:



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/olaf-psych-eval-376215





I like how the story’s URL is Olaf-Psyche-Eval...that’s a good forums name.

This is not the first time this has happened. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



jojoinnit posted:

I'm being very charitable but is it possible she means she caught *a* coronavirus, just not the covid-19 variant?

Maybe one of the new variants like that one in British Columbia? Where the residents and staff all had the full vaccine and still had an outbreak.

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