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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Bismuth posted:

Some good usernames in here, overall I'm especially fond of "scuffed penis imagry" and "crucified crazy frog"

"It is Ash Wednesday, my dudes"

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Gregorian chant of "brreem breem breem byaahooohhh byaaohhoohhhh"

Indecisive
May 6, 2007



same

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

(edited)

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

The forbidden grunt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

PainterofCrap posted:

"It is Ash Wednesday, my dudes"

Holy crap i feel old now

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


khysanth
Jun 10, 2009

Still love you, Homar

imagine posting wednesday frog in 2021

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Imagine

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

khysanth posted:

imagine posting wednesday frog in 2021

I do. It's great and my friends all like it. You should try it.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
https://twitter.com/SailerWednesday/status/1369585318370762752

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


khysanth posted:

wednesday

oh poo poo gently caress yeah, I forgot it's Wednesday my goons

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Memento posted:

yeah he's got circulation issues, which I guess never having worked a single day in your life while enjoying the richest possible foods, combined with just plain being old, will do to you



You forgot inbred

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

:captainpop:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHS5yAwApUs

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005


gott sei dank

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

khysanth posted:

imagine posting wednesday frog in 2021

The time does not exist bat is better

I hate that loving frog

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Es ist auch Feierabend :toot:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

RickRogers posted:

Es ist auch Feierabend :toot:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Regarde Aduck posted:

The time does not exist bat is better

I hate that loving frog

Go cool off


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV5o1E8NPMQ

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Too scrutable.



BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/QuintusHaterius...ingawful.com%2F

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

:hmmyes:

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
See you all on Thor's day!

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011




https://twitter.com/swizzle_kiss/status/1364471537491918849

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Does Mittwoch just mean... midweek? Are all german day names this utilitarian?!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Tree Bucket posted:

Does Mittwoch just mean... midweek? Are all german day names this utilitarian?!

Kind of. So, on Sunday the sun shines, on Montag you get visited by Mr. Mohn, on Dienstag you have Dienst, Mittwoch is the middle of the week, Donnerstag has lots of thunder, on Freitag you don't have to go to work, and on Samstag the Sams visits you.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


i mean yeah, these are true, but it's funnier when each one is paired up. "morbidly obese and barely fits in his squad car" / "models shirtless for cheesecake calendars". "will let you pet his dog" / "will shoot your dog". etc

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


gently caress yes, firefighters > cops every time

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
As a long time volunteer firefighter, it is with a heavy heart I must inform you we actually do give out tickets.

Usually for illegal burns, mostly people burning leaves or trash during burn restrictions.

Otherwise, yes, gently caress cops. Firefighters rule.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

As a long time volunteer firefighter, it is with a heavy heart I must inform you we actually do give out tickets.

Usually for illegal burns, mostly people burning leaves or trash during burn restrictions.

Otherwise, yes, gently caress cops. Firefighters rule.

hey so, how do you approach giving a ticket for illegal burns?, From the perspective of making your job as easy as possible, how do you open that conversation?

like, for example, in my line of work I often open with "Sir I'm sorry, we don't make the law, but we really need you to follow it"

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah but people who just set poo poo on fire cos they can't be arsed disposing of their poo poo properly are assholes.

When you give the burning ticket you should do it with everyone brandishing the axes.

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