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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




They did an escape room in one of the tent booths at the last festival I went to (for a long time :() and they managed to cram an impressive little experience into that tiny space. Lots of little puzzles and hidden messages

I'd pay good money for a tight five minute portable haunted house to be set up on my lawn

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOFs_u41Cc0

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Good for them!

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Elviscat posted:

Here's A NYT article stating Bitcoin mining uses the same amount of energy as Argentina consumes per year, which is 132.69 TerraWatt-hours.

Right, so if Bitcoin is pegged to the energy consumption of Argentina, we just need to reduce the Argentine energy consumption!

Honestly it would not surprise me in the slightest if that shitstorm actually was designed that way.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Capt.Whorebags posted:

Right, so if Bitcoin is pegged to the energy consumption of Argentina, we just need to reduce the Argentine energy consumption!

Honestly it would not surprise me in the slightest if that shitstorm actually was designed that way.

Bitcoin is like Uber and a lot of other poo poo in that it's terminal Engineerbrain, re-inventing something that already exists and does it's job alright without thinking of any practical concerns and assuming it's better because [editor's note: find reason here]. The end case is the (thankfully parodic) Here Comes The Airplane.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Taxi service in San Francisco was absolutely abysmal when Uber got their start. They were actually solving a real problem. Bitcoin is literally step 3: profit.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Bitcoin is the attempt to generate value divorced entirely from labor, which in a sensible society would be a nonsense proposition on its very face, but we live in a different kind of place

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
*is "divorced from labor"*

*impossible to do without high tech manufactured goods*

*requires massive amounts of generated power*

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Scratch Monkey posted:

*is "divorced from labor"*

*impossible to do without high tech manufactured goods*

*requires massive amounts of generated power*

I can just imagine the libertarian types who think that's the very definition of value

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

ikanreed posted:

I can just imagine the libertarian types who think that's the very definition of value

It's basically this

Libertarians think the roads pave themselves and the water comes clean out of the faucet because the Hand of the Market has willed it so, so of course they don't have to pay taxes

Naturally they also don't think about of value in terms of energy consumption because that's just out there, ready for the taking, like the free prairie

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Related:
https://twitter.com/lohstroh/status/1358789181170941953?s=21

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Thanks. I hate it.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

Bitcoin is the attempt to generate value divorced entirely from labor, which in a sensible society would be a nonsense proposition on its very face, but we live in a different kind of place

bitcoin itself is just a proof of concept that got bootstrapped into an actual product because of its use for scams and criminal activity

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pretty cool how fast Bitcoin went from "lmao at these idiots wasting their life's savings, this will never work" to "this will literally cause armageddon, jesus gently caress"

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
But think of the money they made. Look how valuable it is. Isn't that all worth it?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Be fair, they are wasting their life's savings on a thing that will never work and also causes armageddon.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

bitcoin itself is just a proof of concept that got bootstrapped into an actual product because of its use for scams and criminal activity

Yeah, the dumb market types said 'Hey this is only useful for black market poo poo' and the smart market types said 'Hey this is really useful for black market poo poo!'

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Listen spread all the FUD you fiathumpers feel like, I'll be over here getting rich at the blistering speed of 4.6 transactions a second :asoiaf:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The extremely poo poo thing is that it's all the gambling of a market plus all the front-loaded unfairness of a pyramid scheme but obviously a bunch of people HAVE gotten very wealthy from getting lucky with it so it looks very inviting to the get-rich-quick/ conspiracy theory crowd

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It occurs to me that crypto is like reverse carbon credits and now I hate that I thought of it that way

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Data Graham posted:

Pretty cool how fast Bitcoin went from "lmao at these idiots wasting their life's savings, this will never work" to "this will literally cause armageddon, jesus gently caress"

Darksied would probably be really into crypto.

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

The Bloop posted:

The extremely poo poo thing is that it's all the gambling of a market plus all the front-loaded unfairness of a pyramid scheme but obviously a bunch of people HAVE gotten very wealthy from getting lucky with it so it looks very inviting to the get-rich-quick/ conspiracy theory crowd

Yeah, same as any successful pyramid scheme, enough people who get in early are actually rich, which lends credibility. An advantage bitcoin has over traditional pyramid schemes is actually the instability, as that gives, ostensibly, a bigger chance of winning even if you get in later

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Radio Paranoia posted:

Darksied would probably be really into crypto.

Blockchain: literally an anti-life equation

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Radio Paranoia posted:

Darksied would probably be really into crypto.

THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION IS IN THE BLOCKCHAIN

Edit: god drat you bloop

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Screaming Idiot posted:

THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION IS IN THE BLOCKCHAIN

Edit: god drat you bloop

Lord Awkward
Feb 16, 2012

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Is the guy that can fly at light speed just watching the villain smirk and very slowly leave with something powerful and/or dangerous?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

freeedr posted:

Is the guy that can fly at light speed just watching the villain smirk and very slowly leave with something powerful and/or dangerous?

He's not THAT fast but also the villain shoots hero-seeking kill beams from his eyes at will and is basically as strong as superman

(Only batman has dodged an omega beam, because he's motherfucking batman)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/burgerdrome/status/1369683822296539136

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
those page numbers are on point

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/TheFunny_mp4/status/1369397655605043207

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/yungsnaku/status/1369068133231820801

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
*To the tune of TMHT*

Sonic Nonce Ghost Discord Drama

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Paladinus posted:

*To the tune of TMHT*

Sonic Nonce Ghost Discord Drama



also lol @ TMHT, surely banning the word Ninja will make Knifecrime Island safer.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Memento posted:



also lol @ TMHT, surely banning the word Ninja will make Knifecrime Island safer.

what?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




They're called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the uk.

And Michelangelo wasn't allowed to use nunchucks

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was localized to Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK.

Which fits well with the law banning curved foreign swords.

Curved british swords are OK, but curved foreign swords are illegal.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

quote:

In the United Kingdom, the series was originally released under the name Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles (TMHT). This was due to the controversy surrounding ninjas and related weapons such as nunchaku at the time. The intro sequence was heavily edited because of this, replacing the word ninja with hero or fighting, using a digitally faded logo instead of the animated blob, and removing any scenes in which Michelangelo wields his nunchaku, replacing them with clips from the show. Scenes of Michelangelo using his nunchaku were likewise edited out of the episodes themselves, which led the American show runners to drop the weapons from the series entirely in the fourth season in order to make the show more appropriate for the international airings. The weapons were replaced with a grappling hook called the "Turtle Line" that served as Mikey's signature weapon for the rest of the show's run. The word 'ninja' was also edited out of any speech within the show, often leading to some awkward sounding dialogue.

Considering that the crime problems in the UK in the late 80s to early 90s were basically 1:1 traceable to the austerity measures introduced by Margaret May-She-Burn-Forever Thatcher, banning the word "ninja" and saying people can't nail two piece of wood to a length of chain isn't going to to a drat thing.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Master Splinter taught them herojitsu
Makes sense

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