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Somebody with a good bullpen tag with the Bombers. Also pick them: champs retain.
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Mar 10, 2021 02:18
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 Send Billy Williams down, make Manny full time RF. Call up Ashburn. Rizzuto can play SS for a week. Pick 'em: MAKE TAG TEAMS Omni-Titles Khartoum Doom @ Arlen Propane Sellers (c) Grand Slam Championships Towa City Demon Hunters (c) @ Philadelphia Blue Jays
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Mar 10, 2021 02:20
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Pash posted:Champs retain
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Mar 10, 2021 03:21
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Champs retain
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Mar 10, 2021 03:50
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 The Outlaws will take 2015 Miguel Cabrera and HulkaMatt is up. Please put Cabrera in for Gehrig at 1B so the latter can stop being sore.
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Mar 10, 2021 06:22
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Pick'Em: Champs retain.
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Mar 10, 2021 07:06
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Teh cahmps loes
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Mar 10, 2021 07:32
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Pick 'em: MAKE TAG TEAMS Omni-Titles Khartoum Doom @ Arlen Propane Sellers (c) Grand Slam Championships Towa City Demon Hunters (c) @ Philadelphia Blue Jays
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Mar 10, 2021 07:34
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champs win i guess
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Mar 10, 2021 08:46
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Pick 'em CHAMPS Tag Team Look, here's the deal. My rotation doesn't entirely suck (Paige/Maddux/Marichal/Saberhagen/Adams). I can offer a functional IF/DH in Pujols,Sisler/Myers/Santo/Cronin/Piazza. You can do the rest I'm sure!
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Mar 10, 2021 10:44
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DOOM AND HUNTERS
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Mar 10, 2021 12:33
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Champs retainRobert Deadford posted:Tag Team I'll team with you, but I'd want to use your bullpen instead of your infield since your RPs are better than mine, is that okay?
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Mar 10, 2021 13:04
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Ginge posted:I'll team with you, but I'd want to use your bullpen instead of your infield since your RPs are better than mine, is that okay? Sure thing. My arms, your bats. We could be The Cumbrian Beasts, Windermere Bownessies, or something.
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Mar 10, 2021 13:57
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Robert Deadford posted:Sure thing. My arms, your bats. We could be The Cumbrian Beasts, Windermere Bownessies, or something. Cool, I'll knock out a roster this evening then.
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Mar 10, 2021 14:10
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champs retain
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Mar 10, 2021 14:22
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SMASHER DEMANDS TAG TEAMS, STORG PRESENTS POTENTIAL TAG TEAMS: Ruthlss Agrssion - CirclMastr/DannoMack I.R.C. § 936 - kw0134/mrnoun Twin Cities Dyad - Forzelt/Scr00bins A Hell of their Own - JR Leap/Pander BattleSlime - Moleboy/Harlock I'M OUT OF NAMING JUICE - GVOLTT/Frankenfreak PLAY NICE, HAVE FUN, BE GOOD. habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Mar 10, 2021 |
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Mar 10, 2021 14:54
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I'm already with the Monarchs, so strike that from the record.
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Mar 10, 2021 15:18
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Beet and The Goog have joined forces to bring together the power of music and the power of rolling over things with heavy power equipment. We give you: Mannheim Steamroller. 1899 Rube Waddell 1903 Addie Joss 1903 Noodles Hahn 1913 Nap Rucker 1915 Ed Walsh 1920 Pete Alexander 1921 Tris Speaker 1925 Lou Gehrig 1934 Mickey Cochrane 1937 Arky Vaughan 1937 Billy Herman 1937 Mel Ott 1938 Paul Derringer 1967 Rod Carew 1971 Tug McGraw 1973 Jim Kaat 1974 Ted Simmons 1978 Gary Lavelle 1984 Tim Raines 1990 Barry Bonds 1990 Bobby Bonilla 1990 Cal Ripken 1990 Wade Boggs 1994 Rod Beck 1998 Manny Ramirez code:1. Speaker CF 2. Boggs 3B 3. Gehrig 1B 4. Bonds LF 5. Ott DH 6. Ramirez RF 7. Cochrane C 8. Vaughan SS 9. Carew 2B vs LHP 1. Speaker CF 2. Raines LF 3. Gehrig 1B 4. Ramirez RF 5. Ott DH 6. Boggs 3B 7. Simmons C 8. Ripken SS 9. Herman 2B SP1 Alexander SP2 Walsh SP3 Joss SP4 Derringer SP5 Rucker CL Kaat SU Beck SR Lavelle SR McGraw MR Hahn LR Waddell The Goog fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Mar 10, 2021 |
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Mar 10, 2021 15:36
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Presenting the Rakers/Dragons tag team that I don't really know a good name for. Deadford, just want to double check, JP Howell is definitely howeljp01 and not howelj.,01 in the database, correct? I can never keep players with initials for first names straight in that regard. C 1927 Mickey Cochrane C 1910 Roger Bresnahan 1B 1939 Lou Gehrig 1B 2013 Albert Pujols 2B 1926 Rogers Hornsby 3B 1987 Wade Boggs SS 1943 Arky Vaughan SS 1992 Cal Ripken OF 1900 Ed Delahanty OF 1987 Barry Bonds OF 1961 Willie Mays OF 1953 Stan Musial OF 1891 Sam Thompson DH 1942 Ted Williams SP 1933 Satchel Paige SP 1989 Greg Maddux SP 1971 Juan Marichal SP 1907 Babe Adams SP 1995 Bret Saberhagen RP 2014 Kenley Jansen RP 2019 Aroldis Chapman RP 2014 JP Howell RP 2019 Dellin Betances RP 1997 Todd Worrell RP 2014 Zack Greinke Lineups vs RHP 3B Boggs DH Williams CF Bonds RF Musial 1B Gehrig LF Delahanty 2B Hornsby SS Vaughan C Cochrane vs LHP 3B Boggs DH Williams 2B Hornsby RF Musial 1B Pujols LF Delahanty CF Mays C Bresnahan SS Ripken Pitching SP1 Paige SP2 Maddux SP3 Marichal SP4 Adams SP5 Saberhagen CL Jansen SU Chapman SR Howell SR Betances MR Worrell LR Greinke CSV CUSTOM: Satchel Paige cochrmi01,1927,,,,Mickey,Cochrane bresnro01,1910,,,,Roger,Bresnahan gehrilo01,1939,,,,Lou,Gehrig pujolal01,2013,,,,Albert,Pujols hornsro01,1926,,,,Rogers,Hornsby boggswa01,1987,,,,Wade,Boggs vaughar01,1943,,,,Arky,Vaughan ripkeca01,1992,,,,Cal,Ripken delahed01,1900,,,,Ed,Delahanty bondsba01,1987,,,,Barry,Bonds mayswi01,1961,,,,Willie,Mays musiast01,1953,,,,Stan,Musial thompsa01,1891,,,,Sam,Thompson willite01,1942,,,,Ted,Williams maddugr01,1989,,,,Greg,Maddux maricju01,1971,,,,Juan,Marichal adamsba01,1907,,,,Babe,Adams saberbr01,1995,,,,Bret,Saberhagen janseke01,2014,,,,Kenley,Jansen chapmar01,2019,,,,Aroldis,Chapman howeljp01,2014,,,,JP,Howell betande01,2019,,,,Dellin,Betances worreto01,1997,,,,Todd,Worrell greinza01,2014,,,,Zack,Greinke Ginge fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Mar 10, 2021 |
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Mar 10, 2021 16:56
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kw0134 posted:I'm already with the Monarchs, so strike that from the record. Aww, dang. That was by some distance my most clever team name. howeljp01 is JP Howell, yes. habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Mar 10, 2021 |
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Mar 10, 2021 17:12
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If someone still wants to participate and needs a partner the Boatmen are available well. Sorry I've been absent for most of the season. Hopefully it'll get better in a while.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:08
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CVE posted:If someone still wants to participate and needs a partner the Boatmen are available well.
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Mar 10, 2021 19:57
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Ginge posted:Deadford, just want to double check, JP Howell is definitely howeljp01 and not howelj.,01 in the database, correct? howeljp01 is whats on my team document, so yes. I name our team The Cumbrian Beasts!
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Mar 10, 2021 19:59
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Sub-Par League 18 Week 16 Injury Report ENIX SLIMES Junichi Tazawa (don't care in the minors) - 26 days Luna Landers Pedro Martinez (Close division race? Time for your annual Pedro injury!) - 10 days Saudi Steamrollers Tim Raines (COCAINE!) - 28 days
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The Styx Boatmen and Baseball Club are teaming up, so get ready to breathe with the Styxblade Infield + DH (Baseball Club) 1B 2013 Albert Pujols 2B 1905 Nap Lajoie SS 1992 Cal Ripken 3B 1926 Joe Sewell DH 1937 Al Simmons IF 1937 Buddy Myer 1B/DH 1920 Harry Heilmann Outfield + Catcher (Boatmen) C 1951 Yogi Berra LF 1967 Frank Robinson CF 1965 Willie Mays RF 1967 Hank Aaron C 1935 Jimmie Foxx RF 2002 Larry Walker OF 1994 Jim Edmonds Starting Pitchers (Baseball Club) SP1 1909 Addie Joss SP2 1913 Hooks Wiltse SP3 1998 Greg Maddux SP4 1913 Christy Mathewson SP5 1913 Rube Marquard Bullpen (Boatmen) CL 1999 Mariano Rivera SU 1996 John Franco SR 2017 Sean Doolittle SR 2007 Takashi Saito MR 1975 Steve Mingori LR 1974 Steve Carlton Lineup vs RHP 1 2B Lajoie 2 3B Sewell 3 DH Simmons 4 RF Aaron 5 LF Robinson 6 SS Ripken 7 C Berra 8 1B Pujols 9 CF Mays Lineup vs LHP 1 2B Lajoie 2 DH Simmons 3 CF Mays 4 RF Aaron 5 LF Robinson 6 3B Sewell 7 SS Ripken 8 C Berra 9 1B Pujols CSV pujolal01,2013 lajoina01,1905 ripkeca01,1992 seweljo01,1926 simmoal01,1937 myerbu01,1937 heilmha01,1920 berrayo01,1951 robinfr02,1967 mayswi01,1965 aaronha01,1967 foxxji01,1935 walkela01,2002 edmonji01,1994 jossad01,1909 wiltsho01,1913 maddugr01,1998 mathech01,1913 marquru01,1913 riverma01,1999 francjo01,1996 doolise01,2017 saitota01,2007 mingost01,1975 carltst01,1974 frankenfreak fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Mar 12, 2021 |
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Edward Mass posted:Doom
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 Super-League XXX, Week 16: In Loving Memory of Rock Carnage "So, to be clear, the source of the Super-League itself is located in this orb thing?" Jack McDowell said, staring at the glowing black and red object, which seemed to be pulsing like a heart, albeit, in no discernable rhythm. "Indeed." Mark Bellhorn said. "Is it supposed to be glowing red and flashing?" Jack McDowell said, eying the sphere warily. "No, 'tis a sign of grave danger." Bellhorn answered. "All these works stand on the edge of a great calamity!" "Okay, that's bad." McDowell walked around the orb, as if hoping that, from a different viewpoint, the red flashing light would look less ominous. "How do we fix it? Is this a sort of thing where we can unplug it, and then plug it back in?" "Wait, didn't Bell-Bell-" Yoshida started. "Bell-Bell?" McDowell stopped her. "What?" "I think we should get new nicknames." Yoshida said. "Anyway, Bell-Bell said that the orb is the source of the universe, so if we reboot the orb, wouldn't we be erasing the entire Super-League in the process?" "I don't know." McDowell said, staring that the orb. "Do we have an instruction manual?" "If there is one, we'd have to go to the Great Library of the Super-League!" Yoshida said. "And you know what that means." "Oh, right. The angry Englishman." McDowell said. "Has ginge ever considered supporting a soccer team that's actually good? He might be happier." "That's not how things work in England." Adam Dunn said. "The people get really tied into their tiny little towns, no matter how decayed and sad they are. It's like high school football in Texas. It's bad, and sad, except, in England, instead of getting good barbecue after the game, you just get flavorless boiled meat and peas. Lots of peas. They love peas down in England, let me tell you." "You see, CirclMastr, the key to the Super-League is acquiring as many Babes Ruth as possible." DannoMack explained. "That's about it." "Is it really that simple?" CirclMastr asked. "I don't think it's that simple." "EVERYONE STOP!" FairGame arrived in a flash of light. "I demand that everyone stop, because canon has been violated! As the Ombudsman of the Super-League, I am here to remind everyone that it has been established that CirclMastr cannot use the letter 'e' in his speech." "But it makes things so hard." CirclMastr said. "I believe you mean to say that 'it maks things so hard'" FairGame answered. "And whether it is hard or not, it's essentially to the continuity of the Super-League. And if we start tampering with that, who knows what could happen? We might even destroy the orb." "The orb?" CirclMastr said, before noticing kw0134 staring at him. CirclMaster sighed, "Th orb?" "Yes, the source of all that ever was, is, and might be in the Super-League." FairGame said. "So, obviously, it does not contain any championships for the World Warriors." "I thought th orb was just a myth." CirclMastr said. "It's not real, I mean, it's not ral. Wait. No, I man, it's not ral." "It's real enough." FairGame said. "I know that, as the Super-League is not tightly plotted like the works of Ernest Cline, you may find it hard to believe that there's any sort of mechanism holding it all together, but it's true." "Well, I think-" DannoMack said, as Pander and JR Leap walked by, "Good Morning!" DannoMack nodded to Pander and JR Leap. JR Leap stopped and stared DannoMack down, and then turned to Pander, "What even is this?" "It's DannoMack, don't worry, he's harmless." Pander said. "Although he does experiment on animals." "I sure do! But only their brains. You can learn a lot by cutting open the brains of animals and creating lesions on those brains." DannoMack said. JR Leap shook with anger, "Pander, it's one thing for you to associate with nerds like," JR Leap gestured towards CirclMastr, "whatever that thing is." "I'm CirclMastr. I'm running an LP where we take Pnurtis and-" CirclMastr tried to interject. "Ahem." FairGame interrupted. "Okay, I'm CirclMastr. I'm running an LP whr w tak Pnurtis and-" CirclMastr corrected himself. "No, no." JR Leap silenced him, "Your talking is not part of this." JR Leap turned back to Pander, "Anyway, if you want to hang around with pathetic nerds like Cricket Master or whatever, that's one thing, but if you're spending time around people who hurt animals for fun-" "It's also quite lucrative as well." DannoMack said. "I am talking to my husband." JR Leap said, glaring at DannoMack, "Not you. Never you." "I just wanted you to be aware that when I cut open the brains of mice and damage their brains, I'm doing it for a very important reason." DannoMack said. "There's a purpose to it. You can learn so much." "What is this?" JR Leap said, irritated, "Pander, are you hanging out with serial killers? Because you know who hurts animals for fun? Serial killers. And I am not cool with that. I thought you said this was a baseball thing, not some sort of weird true crime thing." Pander took a deep breath, "Now, honey, I think what DannoMack is trying to say, at least, I hope this is what he's trying to say, is that he's part of scientific experiments on animals. I don't think he's a serial killer." "And the other one?" JR Leap asked. "I mad a playr calld Flaccid Pnurtis." CirclMastr said. "He," Pander paused, "Apparently made a player named Flaccid Pnurtis, which is apparently something that can be done, though, without knowing more, I have the feeling that it almost certainly should not have been done." "Why can't he use the letter 'e'?" JR Leap asked. "Canon." FairGame said. "We can't abandon canon." "Pander!" JR Leap stared at her husband. "This is not acceptable! And, let's be clear, this isn't me as the nagging wife, this is me as the responsible partner telling you that you should not be spending your time associating with animal mutilators, weird people who don't use the letter 'e', which cannot be the sign of a mentally healthy person, and," she turned to FairGame, "Actually, you haven't done anything horrible yet." "I'm a big fan of Ernest Cline." FairGame said. "Have you read Ready Player One? It's really an enjoyable book." JR Leap threw up her hands. "That's much worse than mutilating animals!" Games of the Week Smasher Dynamo posted:
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 Retain.  Retain.  So, let me get this straight. The Bombers lost of a walk-off home to George Davis? A deadball middle infielder? Dismal. Just dismal.  Unless JR Leap is trying to emulate the early-'90s Pirates, and I have no idea why one would be doing that, I have no idea why Stan Belinda is the closer for this team... ...Actually, now that I have taken a look at their pitching staff, I have no idea why Pander pulled together a bullpen this bad. JR Leap, if you're reading this, and admittedly, that is not a likely scenario, you should go to your husband, right now, stare him dead in the eyes, and demand to know why he has failed you so badly in terms of assembling a reasonable bullpen. Oh, he'll try to give an excuse, that's his way, after all, but you need to stand your ground and slowly shake your head to make your displeasure known.  Now you see, CattMarp, you see what can be done when you cast off your fell allegiances. You cast off Adam Wainwright, and behold your reward! But you must now take the next step. For the Misanthropes to heal, to truly regain their greatness, you must cast off your Cardinals fandom! Throw away these chains of damnation and embrace your true destiny! Greatness can still await you!  All three of the Generics' relievers that pitched in this game managed to give up a run. That's a certain amount of consistency, at least.  The Goats' bullpen did lose the game, but they did the best they could. Seven innings and allowing just one run is pretty loving good, it's just that they couldn't hold on forever. Even more amazingly, the Goats' bullpen went seven innings without getting a single strikeout. Granted, the Panderers don't have a lot of players that strike out a ton, but it's not as though they never strike out. It's kind of amazing, really.  Team Statistics                                                                                                                        Standings   
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 send down willie hernandez, call up the new chris sale to take his place at SR. Replace the injured paul waner in RF in both lineups with Shoeless joe jackson.
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I'm pretty sure HulkaMatt has called Yaya stupid multiple times in the SL.
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In addition to Cabrera at 1B, please put Ripken at SS, Shoeless Joe Jackson at CF, Flaccid Pnurtis at LF, and... I'm out of infielders so I guess Kell can be at 2B for a week. I just want my sore players to not die. I think dropping 6 games now is better than dropping 20 when everyone is injured.
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I'm gonna call up Joe Kelley for Manny Ramirez. Just in case.
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God, I miss the all-star break. Everyone is sore! Hamilton moves to CF Keeler moves to RF Merciless moves to DH Move to a 10-man pitching staff, promoting Kiki Cuyler to the active roster. Bullpen is now Soria/Syndergaard/Shantz/Greinke/Patterson 
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 The Crows draft 1971 Nolan Ryan. The W's last ever draft pick is next.
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 geez i def meant to get on and do a sub earlier than now. but oh well, just gonna ride it out. Scr00bins fucked around with this message at 10:40 on Mar 11, 2021 |
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This update was hilarious smasher
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frankenfreak posted:The Styx Boatmen and Baseball Club are teaming up, so get ready to breathe with the Looks good. Thanks for writing it up. Might want to replace Kaat with one of my actually decent pitchers given that we have the freedom.
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We're doing the break after the Week 17 updates. Super-League XXX, Week 17 Injury Report Burns Zephyrs Gabby Hartnett (C) (Oh, I know you think a lineup change can save you now...) - 8 days Johnny Bench (C) (But I'm two steps ahead!) - 85 days Horny Goats Pat Neshek (RP) (Well, it's over now) - 16 days Philadelphia Blue Jays Billy Hamilton (OF) (Aaron Burr shot him too!) - 13 days Walney Rakers Ernie Banks (SS) (So noted) - Out for Season World Warriors Steve Reed (RP) (Not the worst thing to happen to Yaya this week!) - 12 days Pick 'em: Llama's Fate Omni-Titles Arlen Propane Sellers (c) @ Khartoum Doom Grand Slam Championships Towa City Demon Hunters (c) @ Raleigh Red Pandas
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Pick 'em: Llama's Fate Omni-Titles Arlen Propane Sellers (c) @ Khartoum Doom Grand Slam Championships Towa City Demon Hunters (c) @ Raleigh Red Pandas
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