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Peanut Butter posted:wait its so much more than a restaurant, dude its, like, a concept
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:This is so stupid I know. Isn't it great?
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Instead of getting all your stuff at the grocery store, you can have FRESH, farm-to-plate frozen hot dogs, hamburgers, and BIG COW lasagna delivery to you (supposedly?) and then have to shop for everything else at the grocery store Take that big grocery
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Mar 11, 2021 22:47
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finally, i can buy a hot dog
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Look at that grey lasagna. Look at it.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm still not convinced he actually has the license for this Scooby-Doo stuff. My theory is the Warner Bros. copyright people have been instructed to wait for the funniest possible moment to shut it all down or are using him as low-key viral marketing for some godforsaken upcoming project. Warner Bros. is hosting the website, i checked once. Maybe they're just ashamed of it
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Mar 11, 2021 23:41
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I just made a hot dog in solidarity with Nathan. This dog went farm to grocery store to table so obviously it pales in comparison to the doo-dog.
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As the hot dog is digested by your body and eventually excreted, don't forget... meat never dies
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:This is so stupid And fascinating
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Mar 12, 2021 04:06
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What is it with the name Dooby and questionable hot dog sales?
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Scooby’s Dog House quick someone start a fundraiser
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Snacks.
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:This is so stupid no your stupid
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Mar 12, 2021 13:32
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This whole affair is a statement against art
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:This whole affair is a statement against art It is Art. It's a satire written by the universe about itself.
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Mar 12, 2021 15:06
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Haulin Oates posted:It is Art. It's a satire written by the universe about itself. Is this like a sequel to The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance?
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Mar 12, 2021 16:52
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Farm 2 cooler full of very convincingly photoshopped ice.
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please do not allege that nathen mazri has friends
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He’s a well spoken native English speaker but its incredible the sentences he comes up with, it’s like an alien from another planet
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Nathen writes like every sentence went from Arabic to French to English in his mind
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Nathan I've never been one to step between a man and love but between Shaggy, Scooby, Garfield Jon Arbuckle and yourself this polygamy relation is very quickly complicating itself.
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Mar 12, 2021 17:46
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Who the gently caress wants to buy frozen hot dogs
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:He’s a well spoken native English speaker but its incredible the sentences he comes up with, it’s like an alien from another planet I've been watching Resident Alien which has Alan Tudyk incredibly well cast as an alien trying to fit in with humans... but yeah, I can now see Nathen fitting into this role just as well.
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“You know, closing down restaurants — there's a closing budget. That was the best decision that that I have made — not the landlord that made, that wasn't his decision.” Look at the mental gymnastics here.
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hmm yes licensed frozen food characters is really disrupting the grocery store industry no one ever put a cartoon on a box to sell frozen goods until noted big brain jenius nathan came up with the idea
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Sometimes I get the idea that noted psychopath Nathen Mazri is hosed up mentally.
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He's just cosplaying a zany marketing virtuoso personality type but can't really sell it to the public. Wacky Steve Jobs in clown suit, selling overpriced merch for 40 year old cartoons. He desperately tries to push the envelope but this strains his sanity meter.
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If he was relentlessly positive he might be successful but he always lets out a little too much of the “real” Nathen (virus conspiracy, landmonsters, the whole who-needs-you attitude he has towards anything that fails to make him money) and his straight up uncanny valley-ness are major stumbling blocks. He’s just gotta be him, which I guess I appreciate.
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I dunno, all the positivity in the world isn't an antidote for failure (and I'm sure many of us can personally elaborate). I think Nathen's schemes were always too flush with naivete and entitlement and unlikely to actually work but they could have been noble failures instead of adding to the man's rap sheet of trainwrecks and laughingstocks.
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Big Beef City posted:Sometimes I get the idea that noted psychopath Nathen Mazri is hosed up mentally. 
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Or can we not be in a polygamy relationship (with Garfield and Scooby Doo)?
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Frank Frank posted:Or can we not be in a polygamy relationship (with Garfield and Scooby Doo)? You may have to hide it from your landmonster if you wanna keep your place though. I'm pretty sure that was the basis for the show Three's Company.
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who else hands out licenses like candy? i'm looking forward to hello kittyEATS big cow lasagnas
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