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Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

mormons are the loving worst lmao. of all the america mutated brands of protestantism it is definitely the worst

tbh I'll take mormons over the evangelical fundies, not that mormonism is great but at least they aren't openly worshipping Mammon yet

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Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Feldegast42 posted:

tbh I'll take mormons over the evangelical fundies, not that mormonism is great but at least they aren't openly worshipping Mammon yet

The Mormon Church as an organization certainly is.

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bagual: Oct 29, 2010; _{_{inconspicuous}}

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change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/Bakari_Sellers/status/1239929643760836609

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Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

Buttchocks posted:

The Mormon Church as an organization certainly is.

The narrative that Joseph Smith was killed out of Anti-Mormon sentiment is incredibly reductive, couple Masons were in the mob that killed him and guess whose lodge secrets that motherfucker adapted for his religion.

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Adjectivist Philosophy: Oct 6, 2003; When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Gripweed posted:

Thanks to NewNew Federal, we never have to worry about our supply of shock troops

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1370387275285204999?s=19

gently caress yeah, Rubio chaos agent.

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

uber_stoat posted:

eeyyyyyy

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1370426196958310402?s=20

scrolled too fast and wondered where they found a woman almost as tall as Andre the Giant

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a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1370387275285204999?s=19

gently caress yeah, Rubio chaos agent.

let�s turn unionization into a culture war thing please. support good American unions over those evil commies at Amazon and Google

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StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

The narrative that Joseph Smith was killed out of Anti-Mormon sentiment is incredibly reductive, couple Masons were in the mob that killed him and guess whose lodge secrets that motherfucker adapted for his religion.

Upholding Mormonism as a brave strike against intellectual property

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Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

The best way to defeat socialism is for workers to rise up and seize the means of production

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TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

a fatguy baldspot posted:

let�s turn unionization into a culture war thing please. support good American unions over those evil commies at Amazon and Google

Only reason he is for unionization at this point is because if he wasn't he'd have to say he supports google or amazon, when currently they are the imaginary boogie man of conservatives instead of being actual enemies to the working class

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Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

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Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

After seeing the canadian flag with a thin blue line on it today, I thought, what else could that go on

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DarkEuphoria: Nov 7, 2012

Feldegast42 posted:

The best way to defeat socialism is for workers to rise up and seize the means of production

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TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

Third World Reagan posted:

justice for the only noteworthy deployment of the AR-18 and tha god Eugene

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Loucks: May 21, 2007; I’m perfectly chill. Perfectly chill. The most innocuous comment set you off, not me. People are shockingly stupid, except for me. If that upsets you please shut the fuck up.

TenementFunster posted:

justice for the only noteworthy deployment of the AR-18 and tha god Eugene

Effective application of a Barrett M82 as well iirc.

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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Third World Reagan posted:

After seeing the canadian flag with a thin blue line on it today, I thought, what else could that go on

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Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1370387275285204999?s=19

gently caress yeah, Rubio chaos agent.

republicans trying to fit themselves into a Mike Rowe shaped �workers� party is loving gross. and it�s totally going to work.

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Proust Malone posted:

republicans trying to fit themselves into a Mike Rowe shaped �workers� party is loving gross. and it�s totally going to work.

maybe democrats shouldn't have ceded that ground then lol

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/ComicsintheGA/status/1370499939378327555

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opposable thumbs.db: Jan 7, 2008; It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me; Pillbug

"Soaking" and encouraging anal definitely occurred in my Catholic high school as well, it's not just the Mormons. One girl was widely quoted as saying "it's not sex if there's no friction"

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

physics teacher who also teaches gym and coaches volleyball: THERE'S ALWAYS FRICTION

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Adjectivist Philosophy: Oct 6, 2003; When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

ArmZ posted:

Is this secretly a nazi thing? Cautiously, Aesthetically I kinda like it...

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A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

Is this secretly a nazi thing? Cautiously, Aesthetically I kinda like it...

50 stars and 13 stripes...so yeah nazi thing

Edit: post faster buddy

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Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

dang^

Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

Is this secretly a nazi thing? Cautiously, Aesthetically I kinda like it...

it's a description of the US flag (50 stars, 13 stripes) so yes kinda

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inferis: Dec 30, 2003

i still think soaking for the most part is an urban legend

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

Is this secretly a nazi thing? Cautiously, Aesthetically I kinda like it...

13% of the people commit 50% of the crime.

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KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B5WoERhoT8
whats the deal with brown moses catching flak on sa btw, he made the case to go into syria or something?

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A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

Were pretty sure he's a cia tick

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

for some mysterious reason all of his research supports state department goals. perhaps one day we will discover how such an incredible coincidence came to be.

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Bellingcat gets funded by a think tank that is a known CIA front organisation. This is not the best way to get cred amongst cspam posters. He doesn't seem to have a VR room at least but that's a low bar.

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

KoRMaK posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B5WoERhoT8
whats the deal with brown moses catching flak on sa btw, he made the case to go into syria or something?

You've heard what the very trustworthy Russian guy said in that video, right? Plus, Russia = communism. If communism incarnate doesn't like Brown Moses, he's obviously bad.

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

KoRMaK posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B5WoERhoT8
whats the deal with brown moses catching flak on sa btw, he made the case to go into syria or something?

It came out a few years ago that he personally ran a CIA black site somewhere on Long Island, NY.

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Shitpostradomus: Sep 19, 2020; by sebmojo

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Were pretty sure he's a cia tick

i've known Brown Moses for years. he seems like a pretty hep cat to me.

ok are we done here then please delete my browsing history oh gently caress me i left voice to text on don't pos

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