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Valko
Sep 18, 2015


Honestly, a fish finger sandwich is pretty drat good if you use the right ingredients; crisp lettuce, tartare sauce, sliced pickle or cucumber. I don't know why anyone thought guacamole or cheddar cheese was a good idea.

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Valko posted:



Honestly, a fish finger sandwich is pretty drat good if you use the right ingredients; crisp lettuce, tartare sauce, sliced pickle or cucumber. I don't know why anyone thought guacamole or cheddar cheese was a good idea.

This looks exactly like something me and my gf would make tbh, I would eat that in a heartbeat.

While on the topic let me show you guys the Papapleto, the vegetarian version of the chilean national hot dog the completo.



It's fries, quacamole, chopped tomatoes and a shitload of mayo all together in a hot dog bun. It is absolutely delicious and we make them often. The original is the same but with a normaler sausage.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You collectively deserve to have the taste slapped out of your stupid bitch mouths

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

line em up

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Son of Rodney posted:

This looks exactly like something me and my gf would make tbh, I would eat that in a heartbeat.

While on the topic let me show you guys the Papapleto, the vegetarian version of the chilean national hot dog the completo.



It's fries, quacamole, chopped tomatoes and a shitload of mayo all together in a hot dog bun. It is absolutely delicious and we make them often. The original is the same but with a normaler sausage.

I would eat this fry sandwich. Hold the mayo though, and add some spicy red sauce.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Valko
Sep 18, 2015

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Is that a hotdog or a burger?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Burger flavoured cocktail, garnished with burger trimmings.

E: I tried looking for another pic but it brought me to this:

http://pornburger.me/

It has nothing to do with burgers or porn. Something must be lost in translation.

Valko fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Mar 15, 2021

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost


Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

BaconCopter posted:

at least this thread has proven that users Giraffe and evilpicard will be up against the wall for their crimes along with the rest of the filth posted in this thread

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
The second worst burger I ever got was deep fried. Not like, battered and deep fried. But they had their patty (pre "seared" of course) and then put in in a deep fryer to cook it, then straight on to the bun when it was done. So I got an awesome amount of grease just flooding the burg. I tried to take a bite and just got grease and goo. Fresh veg couldn't save it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
For every non-American that says “Hurf derf American food is trash for the garbage eaten by fat garbage people”, gently caress you because at least here in America we occasionally say “You know, hold up. This doesn’t need mayonnaise on it.” Which is apparently something the rest of the world finds it impossible to do.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

syntaxfunction posted:

The second worst burger I ever got was deep fried. Not like, battered and deep fried. But they had their patty (pre "seared" of course) and then put in in a deep fryer to cook it, then straight on to the bun when it was done. So I got an awesome amount of grease just flooding the burg. I tried to take a bite and just got grease and goo. Fresh veg couldn't save it.

Sound's like one of the worst I've ever eaten. After a night out, almost 20 years ago, my student friends and I went to this place called Spudz. They were never done ranting and raving about it and I couldn't understand why. I asked them for a bacon-cheese burger and when I was watching them make it I realised my mistake. The woman making my burger took it over to the bain marie, lifted a slotted spoon and then just poured greasy luke-warm bacon bits on it.

I ate two bites and decided it was going in the bin. And I'm one of those people who has a LOT of hang-ups about throwing food away.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i have to say for every bad pic i found there were many more delicious looking burgers everywhere in the world

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Nobody has posted an Aussie burger with the lot, so I guess you've all finally accepted that egg, bacon, pineapple and beetroot belong on burgers.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Chicken?



:ssh:smoked cantaloupe!

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

For every non-American that says “Hurf derf American food is trash for the garbage eaten by fat garbage people”, gently caress you because at least here in America we occasionally say “You know, hold up. This doesn’t need mayonnaise on it.” Which is apparently something the rest of the world finds it impossible to do.

Hm yes, obviously it's once again the entire rest of the world that is wrong and not the US, like always.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
The entire rest of the world lives in the US as immigrants and contributes to our food.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

What do I want on my hot dog?

What do I want?

Load it with grossest poo poo imaginable. Pile it on. Make sure the waitress let's me know about the porky origins after I've eaten. I look back, at my life, but also a waitress. The life I've chosen becomes clear.

I am become death but also super pumped about dogs at the ball game, real conflict of interest.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Son of Rodney posted:

Hm yes, obviously it's once again the entire rest of the world that is wrong and not the US, like always.

Yes that’s exactly what I was saying :jerkbag:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Constant bickering between yanks and limeys is cringe. Have a bite to eat:



And a drink on the house:



I promise I'll look for stuff that's actually inedible and post it.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Worst burg I ever had: Burger Project. Literally inedible. Like, hard. Bang in on the table and hear it thunk hard.

And expensive.

Glad they went out of business honestly.

syntaxfunction fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Mar 15, 2021

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
It's surprisingly hard to find pictures of bad burgers.

From one end of the scale...



...to the other.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



I don't think we can get through a worst burgers thread without discussing White Castle. Here's the basic slider at roughly actual size:

These things are greasy as hell and loaded with onions. They're colloquially known as gutbusters or fartstarters because of the effect of those two factors on the average person's digestive system. I used to love them when I was a kid, but I haven't had one in twenty years, and I don't want to know what they'd do to my stomach now.

I really can't imagine what White Castle infused rye would taste like, though. That seems like a terrible idea.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
u vs. the guy she tells u not to worry about



Valko
Sep 18, 2015
That white castle slider looks like the burgers my school cafeteria served only more... photogenic. And fancy.

All we got was meat and bun. Cheese sold separately. Seriously.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
those burgs look fine obviously, here's Some Content



AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
if you don't stick a flag in your burger then foreign agents are allowed to come steal it. look it up

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
So it's like landing on the moon? Anyone can make a claim, even with a fake flag.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Valko posted:

That white castle slider looks like the burgers my school cafeteria served only more... photogenic. And fancy.

All we got was meat and bun. Cheese sold separately. Seriously.

They are awesome actually but more of an occasional thing than a "burger".

They have an array of holes in the patties, steamed over onions, then quickly put into buns then a small holder. The flavor is great if your expectations are not for a traditional burg. You don't eat one, you eat like 4 (or 30 depending on occasion).

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Valko posted:

bacon straw

:magical:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Eh, the meat here looks foreign if that makes any sense. The texture is off either due to it not being ground or mixed properly or because the meat itself just isn't a cut used for burgers stateside

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Looks gamey. Like venison burgers or something with low fat content.

I.e. not the golden 87% ratio for burgin.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
the golden ratio for hot dogs is 87% anus, 13% taint

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

ultrafilter posted:

I don't think we can get through a worst burgers thread without discussing White Castle. Here's the basic slider at roughly actual size:

These things are greasy as hell and loaded with onions. They're colloquially known as gutbusters or fartstarters because of the effect of those two factors on the average person's digestive system. I used to love them when I was a kid, but I haven't had one in twenty years, and I don't want to know what they'd do to my stomach now.

I really can't imagine what White Castle infused rye would taste like, though. That seems like a terrible idea.

Listen here fucker don't you ever speak ill of White Castle again. I will gently caress you up. White Castle is trash food because it is meant to be trash food and its loving amazing.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Eh, the meat here looks foreign if that makes any sense. The texture is off either due to it not being ground or mixed properly or because the meat itself just isn't a cut used for burgers stateside

Yeah, there was probably no beef in the Indian burger, of course. Might not even be meat.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Speleothing posted:

Why did you post a picture of a salad in this thread?

People from Chicago like to put their wieners where they don’t belong.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

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