SA's Greatest Sagas: "You know who can help with this? The pig balls website."

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nice! How many French Onion soup packets do you put in your chili?

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pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nice! How many French Onion soup packets do you put in your chili?

Usually enough to balance out all the corn.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:26

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

So do you eat the egg or does she.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:31

VinylonUnderground: Dec 14, 2020; by Athanatos

Heath posted:

We raised some mons for a goon couple navigating the nightmare healthcare system.

:
I always remember how I got banned for soliciting money for an antifa supersoldier who got stabbed in Portland because "soliciting money is bannable" at the same time the Goku Pants drama was going on. Then I got probated because "solicitation is acceptable sometimes" when I called the mods out on their hypocrisy because some numb-nuts was raising money for dumb things.

After that, I knew there was no point in paying attention to what the mods said.

Posters: you can be free. Fines that cost :10bux:

are fines that exist only for the poor. They are a poll tax.

Be free my brothers, sisters and other existsers. The only thing you have to lose is your chains.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:35

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Can't post for 4 hours!

What the gently caress?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:37

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Wow, you're so cool, man.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:37

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Who What Now posted:

So do you eat the egg or does she.

We're flipping a coin later.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:41

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Elviscat posted:

What the gently caress?

After reading their abrasive posts and checking their rapsheet, are we positive this isn't a fourth Guy Mann account?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:42

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

In LITERALLY A BIRD'S BIRD's defense, I'd be confused too if I suddenly laid an egg with no warning one day.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:43

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Kirk Vikernes posted:

After reading their abrasive posts and checking their rapsheet, are we positive this isn't a fourth Guy Mann account?

No, shockingly Incelshock is someone else.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:43

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

VinylonUnderground posted:

shut up Shbobdb

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:46

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

He she hates it.

LITERALLY A MOM

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:53

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

A B-lister rereg at most, since I don't recognize the original name on sight

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:54

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Captain Hygiene posted:

A B-lister rereg at most, since I don't recognize the original name on sight

They had an avatar of Mao with Tina Belcher hair. I don't remember anything else about them, and it looks like there wasn't much else worth remembering.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 00:57

EasilyConfused: Nov 21, 2009; one strong toad

Way to ruin a heartwarming Bird/Bugman moment

Edit: Mods, please change my name to Bird Bugman

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:03

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

He she hates it.

Did you know he was a she before this?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:04

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

My bird laid an egg

What a good bird! I hope that they are having fun with the egg!

RFC2324 posted:

And here's a nice one... a bunch of goons just came together to let you know they care about you

Also true. Thank you folks.

And thanks easily confused!

Edit: how on earth do people manage to phone post at all?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:05

EasilyConfused: Nov 21, 2009; one strong toad

Not gonna lie, I thought that was a ping pong ball and LaB was making a joke

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:06

VinylonUnderground: Dec 14, 2020; by Athanatos

I'm one of the most ignored posters. For a while I was more ignored than LeJackal. I was briefly tied with PCOS Bill.

I am forgotten because the forums have caught up with me. No one wants to be the person saying they were disagreeing with "Antifa is good and Obama is bad" because the kind of poster who now believes that also believes they always believed that, no matter what the evidence says.

Likewise, goons occasionally realize that text interfaces with the real world so treating it as some hermeneutically sealed thing is bad. So people telling me that how the real world influences the text is dumb ends up not aging well.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:07

EasilyConfused: Nov 21, 2009; one strong toad

Read the loving room, mate.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:08

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

He she hates it.

Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe
Lay an egg on the wild side"

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:14

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

shut up bitch!

e: i like the egg

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:14

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

VinylonUnderground posted:

I'm one of the most ignored posters. For a while I was more ignored than LeJackal. I was briefly tied with PCOS Bill.

I am forgotten because the forums have caught up with me. No one wants to be the person saying they were disagreeing with "Antifa is good and Obama is bad" because the kind of poster who now believes that also believes they always believed that, no matter what the evidence says.

Likewise, goons occasionally realize that text interfaces with the real world so treating it as some hermeneutically sealed thing is bad. So people telling me that how the real world influences the text is dumb ends up not aging well.

If everyone hates your posts and you keep getting banned, maybe the problem isn't everyone else?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:14

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

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Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

EasilyConfused posted:

Not gonna lie, I thought that was a ping pong ball and LaB was making a joke

It's so spherical!

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:16

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Smirking_Serpent posted:

We, the posters of the la li lu le lo

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Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Can't post for 4 hours!

"Oh sweet, someone has cancer, what a great conversational stepping stone to point out how wronged I was in the past, and how I'm smarter than everyone!"

Josef bugman posted:

Also true. Thank you folks.

In the same vein, goons partially funded someone's awesome wedding last year! That was an awesome feel good story, anyone have a link?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:17

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Serpent... do you think love can bloom, even in the Leper's Colony?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:18

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Heath posted:

Did you know he was a she before this?

I did not. A surprise eleven years in the making!

EasilyConfused posted:

Not gonna lie, I thought that was a ping pong ball and LaB was making a joke

it's the angle there. I assure you, it is very Egg.

She doesn't want it.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:19

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

She doesn't want it.

Do you want egg? Maybe two birb if egg?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:20

Bluh: Dec 28, 2012

VinylonUnderground posted:

I'm one of the most ignored posters. For a while I was more ignored than LeJackal. I was briefly tied with PCOS Bill.

I am forgotten because the forums have caught up with me. No one wants to be the person saying they were disagreeing with "Antifa is good and Obama is bad" because the kind of poster who now believes that also believes they always believed that, no matter what the evidence says.

Likewise, goons occasionally realize that text interfaces with the real world so treating it as some hermeneutically sealed thing is bad. So people telling me that how the real world influences the text is dumb ends up not aging well.

Ffs go away

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:21

Bluh: Dec 28, 2012

Lib and let die posted:

On the same day a bunch of cspam posters ate ban+30s for saying mods are pedos lmao

This is good

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:23

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Cardiovorax posted:

In LITERALLY A BIRD'S BIRD's defense, I'd be confused too if I suddenly laid an egg with no warning one day.

also

Roth posted:

LITERALLY A MOM

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:28

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

I didn't know my bird was a boy until he splooged on my hand :saddumb:

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:36

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

I didn't know my bird was a boy until he splooged on my hand

# ? Mar 17, 2021 01:39

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

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Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

He she hates it.

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GoutPatrol: Oct 17, 2009; *Stupid Babby*

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I did not. A surprise eleven years in the making!

it's the angle there. I assure you, it is very Egg.

She doesn't want it.

maybe she wants the mother to eat it? For strength, and conversation of energy.

edit: mother being you.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 02:03

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

VinylonUnderground posted:

I'm one of the most ignored posters. For a while I was more ignored than LeJackal. I was briefly tied with PCOS Bill.

I am forgotten because the forums have caught up with me. No one wants to be the person saying they were disagreeing with "Antifa is good and Obama is bad" because the kind of poster who now believes that also believes they always believed that, no matter what the evidence says.

Likewise, goons occasionally realize that text interfaces with the real world so treating it as some hermeneutically sealed thing is bad. So people telling me that how the real world influences the text is dumb ends up not aging well.

You're right literally no one here had those thoughts, shitlibs all, you're very special and cool

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

EasilyConfused posted:

Way to ruin a heartwarming Bird/Bugman moment

I apologize for interrupting Unexpected Egg chat, that is a truly #blessed saga and I'm sorry I initially scrolled past it :bird:

# ? Mar 17, 2021 02:11

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