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Please keep politics out of the funny pictures thread. There’s plenty of threads to hate on Ted Cruz in CSPAM and I don’t need to see his face here also. 
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flavor.flv posted:If they aren't accurate, who's going to be the one to call them out? Who wants to say "That doesn't feel anything like a dog's dick sliding in and out of my rear end!" If staring ito the trackless void of the internet lo these twenty-five years has taught me anything, is that not only is there someone who will be able to back it up with slide-shows and a PowerPoint, there is undoubtedly an entire club / forum of them. With a fursona sub-forum titled "Wood's Hole".
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space uncle posted:Please keep politics out of the funny pictures thread. There’s plenty of threads to hate on Ted Cruz in CSPAM and I don’t need to see his face here also. And that cow's name? Tony Lazuto.
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You calling Tony Lazuto a cow? That's a hello to you, and no mistake.
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Mar 17, 2021 04:41
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3D Megadoodoo posted:And that cow's name? Tony Lazuto. 
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Bismuth posted:Have you ever been to a rubber dick store? Because none of them are, they are all beautiful works of art sculpted Ghost-style, often at truly inhuman sizes A guy I know used to work in an adult store and he was super into it, and his favourite part of the job was welcoming people who'd never set foot in an adult store before and guiding them through the process of getting their gently caress on, like some kind of rubber dick sommelier. Apparently there was one particular model of dildo that was almost exactly the same size and shape as his own dick and whenever anyone chose that particular model it made him particularly happy.  
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A guy I know used to work in an adult store and he was super into it, and his favourite part of the job was welcoming people who'd never set foot in an adult store before and guiding them through the process of getting their gently caress on, like some kind of rubber dick sommelier. Sounds like the kind of guy who has to introduce himself to everyone on his street every time he moves to a new neighborhood. Y'know, to be friendly.
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Mar 17, 2021 07:19
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A guy I know used to work in an adult store and he was super into it, and his favourite part of the job was welcoming people who'd never set foot in an adult store before and guiding them through the process of getting their gently caress on, like some kind of rubber dick sommelier. They were just buying that model to throw over the power lines in portland
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Mar 17, 2021 07:27
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Screaming Idiot posted:Sounds like the kind of guy who has to introduce himself to everyone on his street every time he moves to a new neighborhood. How the gently caress did you leap to that conclusion
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Mar 17, 2021 07:29
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No one buys his dildo.
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Mar 17, 2021 07:39
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He sounds like a very friendly and outgoing sort.
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Mar 17, 2021 07:40
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Bismuth posted:Have you ever been to a rubber dick store? Because none of them are, they are all beautiful works of art sculpted Ghost-style, often at truly inhuman sizes I have in fact managed a rubber dick store in the past, and have also toured the facility where they make the toys from molds of adult performers' junk, and seen the process take place. The ones they make from lady performers' bits are the best sellers.
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Mar 17, 2021 07:43
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Memento posted:I have in fact managed a rubber dick store in the past, and have also toured the facility where they make the toys from molds of adult performers' junk, and seen the process take place. The ones they make from lady performers' bits are the best sellers. They showed the process on Real Sex on HBO in the 90s. I watched that tape a large number of times.
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Mar 17, 2021 07:59
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Bismuth posted:Have you ever been to a rubber dick store? Because none of them are, they are all beautiful works of art sculpted Ghost-style, often at truly inhuman sizes I did not, at first, realize that this was a reference to the most pottery-centric romantic film of the 1990s and trying to figure out exactly what you meant with regards to those dildos went some places.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I did not, at first, realize that this was a reference to the most pottery-centric romantic film of the 1990s and trying to figure out exactly what you meant with regards to those dildos went some places. Genital ghosts are the worst  Boob ghosts are fine, though 
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"Let me get some of that milk, momma!" "Its not milk, it ectoplasm."
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Genital ghosts are the worst First time I saw this posted I was extremely drunk and so of course I tracked it down on eBay and ordered it. This may shock you, but it is very, very bad. The series is called Tarot, for the record.
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Mar 17, 2021 13:22
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Genital ghosts are the worst I cannot discern her anatomy below the waist. Where do her legs start?
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ikanreed posted:I cannot discern her anatomy below the waist. Where do her legs start? She's laying sideways. The perspective is awkward.
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Mar 17, 2021 14:13
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The reality warping powers of an extremely haunted vagina warp the perception of time and space such that Samantha Brown appears to be both floating over and merged with the bed and blanket. Classical appraisals of perspective and volume do not apply here.
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Mar 17, 2021 14:17
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Mary Jane Watson had the same problem Haunted vaginas often times "present" as exposed vagina bones
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Scratch Monkey posted:Mary Jane Watson had the same problem Oh drat. MJ sure is in that pic. I only ever saw Spidey and his dummy thicc rear end.
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Mar 17, 2021 14:48
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Also way to draw buildings/streets along arbitrary/non-grid-aligned lines, like they are in Manhattan
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Scratch Monkey posted:Mary Jane Watson had the same problem
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The Bloop posted:spboobpy The girl who's hard to get! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jj622vbrrU
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Stroop There It Is posted:I'm the universal remote on the table A surprisingly accurately drawn Logitech Harmony 880.
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Kheldarn posted:Oh drat. MJ sure is in that pic. I only ever saw Spidey and his dummy thicc rear end. There's something for everybody!
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The girl who's hard to get! Cue people going "Whaaaat? I thought Family Guy made that up  "
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Data Graham posted:Cue people going "Whaaaat? I thought Family Guy made that up I have a friend who's nearing 40 and takes movies very seriously who also genuinely thought this.
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Data Graham posted:Cue people going "Whaaaat? I thought Family Guy made that up Simpsons did it first.  But at least when they referenced 'The Music Man' with their monorail episode they wrote something that was only super similar to the original. Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 16:26 on Mar 17, 2021 |
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Data Graham posted:Cue people going "Whaaaat? I thought Family Guy made that up I can't enjoy surfin bird anymore because every single person thinks its from that loving show
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Just Offscreen posted:I can't enjoy surfin bird anymore because every single person thinks its from that loving show Always makes me think of the Tet Offensive.
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Just Offscreen posted:I can't enjoy surfin bird anymore because every single person thinks its from that loving show  Edit: apparently there are three kinds of people in the world
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I don't know if it's worse or better that people think Frank Nelson, aka the "Yeeeeees? Guy", is a Simpsons invention
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Data Graham posted:I don't know if it's worse or better that people think Frank Nelson, aka the "Yeeeeees? Guy", is a Simpsons invention It's hardly new though. I remember watching the old Looney Tunes cartoons growing up and then later finding out some of the weird side bits were based on entertainers or politicians who had died before I was born.
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Mar 17, 2021 17:02
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The dictator in The Great Dictator was based on Adolf Hitler 
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Certainly all those Daws Butler type characters are now the archetypes of their voices, rather than the now-obscure 50s-70s comedians in porkpie hats who inspired them. Kinda sucks but ... eehhhh, could be worse I guess?
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Data Graham posted:Certainly all those Daws Butler type characters are now the archetypes of their voices, rather than the now-obscure 50s-70s comedians in porkpie hats who inspired them. Yeah, you could care 
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