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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post five words in here.
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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Paggliacci, led them to camps

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Pig’s balls, enormous and full

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Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


 Why dont you make me?

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BigDaddyDuck
Dec 23, 2018

 Love, feed, don't leave me.

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Pig’s balls, enormous and full

This should mean glory now

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
 How did I get here?!?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Colonel Cancer posted:

How did I get here?!?

This isn’t my beautiful wife

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

This isn’t my beautiful wife

"Isn't" is two words :mad:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Colonel Cancer posted:

"Isn't" is two words :mad:

Conjunction: two words made one

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Colonel Cancer posted:

"Isn't" is two words :mad:

This changes everything holy poo poo

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



 The next level is revealed...

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 How many words is whom’st’d’ve?

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Suck my dick big guy

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

 But what about compound words?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
 Autodefenestrationphobia is big and long

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
I simply refuse to conform

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

 How many words is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Suck my dick big guy

Threatened with a good time.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Suck my dick big guy

What are you? My wife?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

marshmallow creep posted:

How many words is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

Words are not real, fool :ssh:

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Colonel Cancer posted:

Words are not real, fool :ssh:

And yet you read. Hmm.

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lo carb Lo Pan
Oct 8, 2004

 I only know four words. :(

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

lo carb Lo Pan posted:

I only know four words. :(

Ban this poster for lies.

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HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Costco hot dogs for lunch

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
 onomatopoeia for a goon posting

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

HukHukHuk posted:

Costco hot dogs for lunch

Raise the price? You die.

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

How many words is whom’st’d’ve?

Compound compounds are not valid

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Suck my dick big guy

Not fat. Just big bonered!

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Suck my dick big guy

Sure, once I find it

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 Looking for a suckjob, please

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Smugworth posted:

Looking for a suckjob, please

Go ask your mother, buddy

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jimmy mnemonic
Jan 9, 2007

Fun Shoe
Ceci n'est pas une pipe

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Like in total? One post?

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E. Revenant
Aug 26, 2002

If the abyss gazes long into you then stare right back;
make it blink.

Smugworth posted:

Looking for a suckjob, please

Take my suckjob, I quit!

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 Hi I just jobbed in

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Take my wife, please!


Thanks

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 these days, right, these days

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 if you say you're english

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 they throw you in jail

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