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Tree Bucket posted:Oohh, I like that kind of story. Yeah, it's "get f... Gravitas Shortfall posted:Yeah it's "Get hosed"  
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Which, like ... don't ... threaten me with a good time?
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Humphreys posted:Save time, poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain! Brush your teeth too! Lifehax! Use the Carlin method: Just clean armpits, rear end, crotch, and teeth! You can save time by using the same brush on all four areas! 
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fartknocker posted:Use the Carlin method: Just clean armpits, rear end, crotch, and teeth! You can save time by using the same brush on all four areas! Just have to work top to bottom
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ChubbyChecker posted:did you see it in your cupboard Oh shiii 
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Zetsubou-san posted:so the same order they're listed in Where do you keep your teeth?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:They tried to change it back later when there was a split among the major players which turned into a turf war and at one point we had both Hungry Jacks and Burger King in Australia, but the Hungry Jacks side won We have Hungry Jacks in the US, as well. I've driven past some in rural parts of Georgia and Alabama (they're nothing like Burger King though, mostly serve chicken and breakfast stuff, more like a Bojangles).
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biracial bear for uncut posted:We have Hungry Jacks in the US, as well. I've driven past some in rural parts of Georgia and Alabama (they're nothing like Burger King though, mostly serve chicken and breakfast stuff, more like a Bojangles). I'm pretty sure that's a totally different company.
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biracial bear for uncut posted:We have Hungry Jacks in the US, as well. I've driven past some in rural parts of Georgia and Alabama (they're nothing like Burger King though, mostly serve chicken and breakfast stuff, more like a Bojangles). That must have really confused a whole bunch of Aussie tourists already
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Cyrano4747 posted:I'm pretty sure that's a totally different company. Yeah, Hungry Jack's is a pancake mix?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That must have really confused a whole bunch of Aussie tourists already Well it's not hard. Let's be honest.
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BiggerBoat posted:Yeah, Hungry Jack's is a pancake mix? I know Hungry Jack as dehydrated potato.
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BiggerBoat posted:Yeah, Hungry Jack's is a pancake mix? Apparently Burger King offered the guy who set up the franchise in Australia the use of any of their existing trademarked names and he chose that one
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Lotta poop.peoblems in this thread that could be solved by a poop knife just sayin
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I'm convinced 90% of people who take longer than five minutes to poo poo actually did go at some point under the five minute mark and just decided to make the most of being in a space where nobody is likely to bother them/question why they aren't being more productive with their time
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I though adult men took 45 minute shits until I became a man and realised that my dad just had too many kids and enjoyed reading.
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Cocaine Bear posted:I though adult men took 45 minute shits until I became a man and realised that my dad just had too many kids and enjoyed reading. My ex-wife thought that until she figured out how to unlock the bathroom door from the outside. What could I say? She caught me with my pants down.
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Cocaine Bear posted:I though adult men took 45 minute shits until I became a man and realised that my dad just had too many kids and enjoyed reading.
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Most mammals big or small take about 12 seconds to defecate. And it's almost always under 20 seconds. Anything more than that is bourgeois decadence.
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hawowanlawow posted:the was an embarrassingly large gap between when I started taking long shits to avoid doing work and when I realized that I could flush the toilet while still sitting on it and not have to sit in my own poo poo stink Usually it's not worth it because by that time you've already gotten used to the smell. E: also if you're doing it at work, the flushing sound will alert everyone in the vicinity to the fact that someone's in there and not coming out for 20 minutes mobby_6kl has a new favorite as of 22:23 on Mar 18, 2021 |
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The Bloop posted:Some people DO just have to take longer to poo poo though Hey It's me! IBS does make my stomach irregular as gently caress and a lot of days the shits takes long(Or I finish, get up and then have to poo poo again after 5 minutes).
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Inceltown posted:Most mammals big or small take about 12 seconds to defecate. And it's almost always under 20 seconds. Anything more than that is bourgeois decadence. Is there an equivalent study done for obese alcoholic communist IT professionals? Because I think a steady diet of craft beer, liquor, frozen pizzas, and fried sushi rolls really messes up that 20 second timer. Alternatively feed the goon diet to other mammals and see if they develop poo poo posting capabilities or just crippling depression and an obsession with Let’s Plays.
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Noir89 posted:Hey It's me! IBS does make my stomach irregular as gently caress and a lot of days the shits takes long(Or I finish, get up and then have to poo poo again after 5 minutes).
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mobby_6kl posted:You have to really weight that against the risk of getting some poo poo water splashed on your rear end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL0cYEIUyUE
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Inceltown posted:Most mammals big or small take about 12 seconds to defecate. And it's almost always under 20 seconds. Anything more than that is bourgeois decadence. Wiping is a bourgeois and unnecessary decadence, I agree. That's why I prefer to catch my poops like an adult.
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Inceltown posted:Anything more than that is bourgeois decadence. Poogeois defecance.
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Captain Splendid posted:Apparently Burger King offered the guy who set up the franchise in Australia the use of any of their existing trademarked names and he chose that one and would you believe it, his name is Jack
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BALLS DILDO posted:and would you believe it, his name is Jack
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Wiping is a bourgeois and unnecessary decadence, I agree. That's why I prefer to catch my poops like an adult. https://youtu.be/Ba8-Vjn2a8c
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Raised By Birds posted:Poogeois defecance. Oohh, sounds classy!
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mobby_6kl posted:You have to really weight that against the risk of getting some poo poo water splashed on your rear end. My office had those stalls where you can see everyone's feet underneath and the gaps between the doors were wide enough to make meaningful eye contact through
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CzarChasm posted:Where do you keep your teeth? You just need to reach in really deep when you're washing your rear end.
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Inceltown posted:Most mammals big or small take about 12 seconds to defecate. And it's almost always under 20 seconds. Anything more than that is bourgeois decadence. I disagree. Extravagantly long poops are a means that the proletariat has to reclaim his labor. To paraphrase Engels, "Boss make a dollar, I make a dime; that's why I poop on company time." 
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