Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

I always respect wrestlers for having their game faces on when they know what they're going to have to do. Like you're sitting in the locker room and it's like, well I'm going to take a superplex on a ladder, thrown through a table, hit with a steel chair, beaten with a kendo stick and then get chokeslamed into thumbtacks. And then be pinned.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?



i mean cody and mox/eddie DID win, and cody DOES win a lot........

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Low Desert Punk posted:

blading loving owns and I will never not roll my eyes at people wringing their hands and whining about it

I'd much rather people blade than take stupid nonsensical bumps that look like poo poo and just end up hurting them. it's an essential part of the wrestling medium imo

I get being grossed out by it but blading is probably safer than most moves where you leave your feet.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Gumball Gumption posted:

I get being grossed out by it but blading is probably safer than most moves where you leave your feet.

Unless you're Shawn Michaels, then you just do both at the same time :v:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
some serious More Women Guards energy here

https://twitter.com/Feel_lit_/status/1372616431376957440

and heres the rest:

https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372610874872053763
https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372612997001195525

(spoiler alert this guy is a racist and saying the Atlanta shootings are to deflect from Black on Asian crime)

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Lid posted:

some serious More Women Guards energy here

https://twitter.com/Feel_lit_/status/1372616431376957440

and heres the rest:

https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372610874872053763
https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372612997001195525

(spoiler alert this guy is a racist and saying the Atlanta shootings are to deflect from Black on Asian crime)

I'm willing to bet good money that this guy started thinking "Andrade sucks" right around the same time Andrade and Charlotte Flair went public with their relationship

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Let me tell you how one of the guys who founded Los Ingobernables has no personality.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I'm willing to bet good money that this guy started thinking "Andrade sucks" right around the same time Andrade and Charlotte Flair went public with their relationship

probably but he is terminally brokebrain

https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372621859305484293

https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372373368213807105

fake edit: and then scrolling further down is lengthy really loving creepy racist comments on black people including the phrase "i'm probably blacker than you" which oof

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

1glitch0 posted:

I always respect wrestlers for having their game faces on when they know what they're going to have to do. Like you're sitting in the locker room and it's like, well I'm going to take a superplex on a ladder, thrown through a table, hit with a steel chair, beaten with a kendo stick and then get chokeslamed into thumbtacks. And then be pinned.
Tacks have severely diminishing returns for me. Once in a great while, and I'm talking every few years or so, in the culmination of a long feud with an already brutal history, sure. It's a gross bump that should be saved for exceptionally rare moments, and I would've liked it here a lot more if we hadn't already seen it several times over the past year or so. But nowadays it's like "oh, it's a hardcore stip, time for tacks", and the commentary's always like "oh no what could possibly be in that black bag?" I put them in the same category as HIAC shifting from the "I loving hate you THIS much" match stipulation to the "welp it's that time again" stip.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Lid posted:

some serious More Women Guards energy here

https://twitter.com/Feel_lit_/status/1372616431376957440

and heres the rest:

https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372610874872053763
https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372612997001195525

(spoiler alert this guy is a racist and saying the Atlanta shootings are to deflect from Black on Asian crime)

Homie, you and I both know this but I’ll take my terminally online approach to the table here.

I click on tons of these accounts all the time in this thread because I’m enamored by stupidity.

9 times out of 10, these types of fans have racist or bigoted or misogynistic takes somewhere in their history.

The trolls on AEW stuff especially fit the bill hard. It’s special.

It’s also very sad to see.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
My least favourite wrestling take is the "xxx promotion won't get new fans if they keep doing a thing I don't like" analysis: because its never interesting and it just assumes that everything a promotion does must be about getting the LAPSED FAN BACK or MAKING NEW CASUAL FANS. Saw someone complain about AEW signing tweets because "how is this supposed to bring back lapsed fans????" as if the Lapsed Fan is checking twitter weekly and that is what prevents them from watching AEW Dynamite. You've also seen it with Mutoh's NOAH Championship reign: people on twitter speaking about it like its some disastrous decision that's killing the company when, from all the evidence we have, its actually been successful with drawing fans and the domestic audience seem into it. For some people you can't just dislike something a promotion does; it has to be some big story about how that thing you don't like is killing the business or whatever.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
If these guys think wrestlers like Andrade can’t draw money then logically they should support Vince releasing them.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




sticklefifer posted:

Tacks have severely diminishing returns for me. Once in a great while, and I'm talking every few years or so, in the culmination of a long feud with an already brutal history, sure. It's a gross bump that should be saved for exceptionally rare moments, and I would've liked it here a lot more if we hadn't already seen it several times over the past year or so. But nowadays it's like "oh, it's a hardcore stip, time for tacks", and the commentary's always like "oh no what could possibly be in that black bag?" I put them in the same category as HIAC shifting from the "I loving hate you THIS much" match stipulation to the "welp it's that time again" stip.

Reminder that Rosa and Britt have been trying to kill each other for 6 months now.

Also It’s AEW. That bag could have had broken glass, or dice, or arcade buttons...

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

People who have star power are stars. Stars are stars because they have star power. Wrestlers who were stars but failed simply lacked star power. Ergo everyone WWE pushes and doesn't push is exactly where they should be at all times.

God would not let you be rich and successful if you were not good, ergo being rich and successful proves you're good.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Jonny Nox posted:

Reminder that Rosa and Britt have been trying to kill each other for 6 months now.

Also It’s AEW. That bag could have had broken glass, or dice, or arcade buttons...

Lego. Unless mentioned otherwise it's lego

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I thought it might be glass like when Kenny and Mox had their first hardcore match.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Lid posted:



fake edit: and then scrolling further down is lengthy really loving creepy racist comments on black people including the phrase "i'm probably blacker than you" which oof

Michael Hayes alt account spotted.

I'm getting a kick out of all the people whining about Britt mentioning Meltzer in the Aftermath video. Saying it ruined the whole thing for them, it's insane.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Jonny Nox posted:

Reminder that Rosa and Britt have been trying to kill each other for 6 months now.

Also It’s AEW. That bag could have had broken glass, or dice, or arcade buttons...

Since Britt was the one who brought it out, it should've been a bag of teeth.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

sticklefifer posted:

Since Britt was the one who brought it out, it should've been a bag of teeth.

Gotta save something for the PPV

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

sticklefifer posted:

Since Britt was the one who brought it out, it should've been a bag of teeth.

Couldn't risk the gimmick infringementhausen. Very evil.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Lamuella posted:

Lego. Unless mentioned otherwise it's lego

Better be careful, if you talk about Lego and end up using something like MegaBlocks or whatever they're called, chances are if they find out Lego will try to sue you. Not that Big Biceps Tony couldn't afford a lawyer to tell Lego to go gently caress themselves, but they have been fairly aggressive in recent times.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Wrestling fans calling other wrestling fans marks unironically is real dumb.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Painstakingly constructing a Meccano bed of screws while my opponent sells and sells and sells

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

forkboy84 posted:

Wrestling fans calling other wrestling fans marks unironically is real dumb.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Lid posted:

probably but he is terminally brokebrain

https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372621859305484293

https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372373368213807105

fake edit: and then scrolling further down is lengthy really loving creepy racist comments on black people including the phrase "i'm probably blacker than you" which oof

That's why I said he probably liked Andrade right up until the moment he found out he and Charlotte were a couple; he's probably either upset at a Hispanic wrestler dating a white woman because he's a racist rear end in a top hat, or he's one of those creepers who thinks "If I just got to meet Charlotte she'd see I was the one for her :allears:"

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

Wrestling fans calling other wrestling fans marks unironically is real dumb.

doing it super ironically to cause meltdowns is extremely awesome, however

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


youtube comments are probably cheating but lolled at this one

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Lid posted:

probably but he is terminally brokebrain

https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372621859305484293

https://twitter.com/disgruntled1987/status/1372373368213807105

fake edit: and then scrolling further down is lengthy really loving creepy racist comments on black people including the phrase "i'm probably blacker than you" which oof

If there’s one thing wrestling fans can recognize, it’s whether something has broad appeal.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

jesus WEP posted:

youtube comments are probably cheating but lolled at this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRjQDrDnY8

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Are all of the Von Erichs really legends is a legit question I guess.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
fake la parka definitely is not a legend, dep

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



The inclusion of Benoit is certainly something

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

WatermelonGun posted:

fake la parka definitely is not a legend, dep

Yes he is.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

jesus WEP posted:

youtube comments are probably cheating but lolled at this one


I was going to say this was cringy but at least their heart seemed to mostly be in the right place, then I realized I completely glossed over them including Benoit.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Zombie Lemur posted:

I was going to say this was cringy but at least their heart seemed to mostly be in the right place, then I realized I completely glossed over them including Benoit.

Yeah, he pushed it into 'one of these things is not like the other.'

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

EVIL ripped off fake la parka

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/funkinpunker/status/1372800645632200708

Apparently Vince Russo stans are still a thing in 2021

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Yes there are lots of racist misogynists out there

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

all the russo heads should move on to AAA. it's booked in a similar manner, but it's watchable

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


Smoking Crow posted:

all the russo heads should move on to AAA. it's booked in a similar manner, but it's watchable

Moving to a lucha company would break rule 1 of being a Russo-head, though!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply