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Railing Kill posted:I disagree. Extravagantly long poops are a means that the proletariat has to reclaim his labor. To paraphrase Engels, "Boss make a dollar, I make a dime; that's why I poop on company time." In this case one should eat their boss and spend up to 20 seconds pooping them out once they've been digested.
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Inceltown posted:Most mammals big or small take about 12 seconds to defecate. And it's almost always under 20 seconds. Anything more than that is bourgeois decadence. 12 Seconds to Defecate was Iron Maiden's least popular B-side
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Buttchocks posted:12 Seconds to Defecate was Iron Maiden's least popular B-side Gone In 12 Seconds starring Nic Cage on a toilet for 90 minutes
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Inceltown posted:In this case one should eat their boss and spend up to 20 seconds pooping them out once they've been digested. 
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Mar 19, 2021 02:24
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Lmao im dyin
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biracial bear for uncut posted:We have Hungry Jacks in the US, as well. I've driven past some in rural parts of Georgia and Alabama (they're nothing like Burger King though, mostly serve chicken and breakfast stuff, more like a Bojangles). In the US I've only ever been to Horny Jacks and the burgers were terrible.
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Lmao im dyin Just like your mom from her obesity related health issues!
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Mar 19, 2021 13:07
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Surely a preferable situation to having it erupt in your back room...?
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Mar 19, 2021 13:31
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Mar 19, 2021 22:10
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Is there still an anti-foodporn thread?
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bike tory posted:Is there still an anti-foodporn thread? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3959162
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I went to my Colombian friends house one day for dinner and they put ketchup on their pasta instead of actual sauce. It was surprisingly not terrible. Obviously you’d rather have sauce, but it was edible.
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That terrible food reminded me of Masaokis, who I first learned about here years ago. An absolute treasure. Here is a yubtub video about him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLd2KgiqaYU
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Mar 19, 2021 22:21
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Want to see this after cooking quote:'sgood
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I really, really want to do this some Thanksgiving now, and am mad at myself for never having thought of it before. Data Graham posted:Want to see this after cooking yeah curious if the tattoo would hold up against the heat, I assume not? 
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Mar 19, 2021 22:31
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I'd assume the tattoo would be, if not toxic, at least unpleasant to eat
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Mar 19, 2021 22:58
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I’m sure it’s fine but the juices (hopefully) coming off your bird should be an issue
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Heath posted:I'd assume the tattoo would be, if not toxic, at least unpleasant to eat It's probably a water transfer with vegetable dyes.
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Mar 19, 2021 23:20
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Heath posted:I'd assume the tattoo would be, if not toxic, at least unpleasant to eat I think we can rule out "toxic to humans" with respect to a substance millions inject directly into their body
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ikanreed posted:I think we can rule out "toxic to humans" with respect to a substance millions inject directly into their body Well, you don't inject a temporary tattoo
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Even then, can't tattoo ink cause issues if enough gets into your bloodstream?
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Baron von Eevl posted:Even then, can't tattoo ink cause issues if enough gets into your bloodstream? The same could be said of milk tho
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Baron von Eevl posted:Even then, can't tattoo ink cause issues if enough gets into your bloodstream? You bleed all over the place when you get tattooed so I don't think so
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There was a place near me that used to sell hotdogs like this, but I stopped going there... they were a bit FLAKY.  quote:Would I like a hot dog? Um, no thanks... they look a bit FISHY. quote:"Do you think I did a good job with the spaghetti recipe?" "Nope, you BLUE it." quote:"I'll have a steak and glass of mineral water, please." "Sparkling or still?" "Still water thanks." "No...I was actually asking about your steak!!!!" quote:Would you ever get a tattoo? No? Why not... too CHICKEN? quote:The world's first chocolate SIP cookie??? quote:"Waiter, waiter! There's something in my milk!" "Well, well... seems like quite the pickle!" quote:What do you call a pizza with ham and cheese on it? A PORKY-PINE. (why no, I have no idea why I'm banned from the pizza shop!!) quote:"Hey does this burger taste inky to you?" "I don't know, I guess we'll have to DRAW our own conclusions." quote:"How were your ramen noodles?" "They were quite ICE (nice)." quote:I wanted to tell you a CHEESY joke but I'm too ashamed... I'm worried that it might BITE. quote:I had a joke for this one too.... but it was a little CORNY. quote:"Hey, why did you give me this half eaten candy?" "Sorry, I thought you said you wanted a HOLE piece." quote:Teacher: Johnny, what happened to my biscuit? Did you eat this? Little Johnny: Well ma'am, I think it's time to close the canteen because it appears jaws has developed a taste for chocolate! quote:If I kit-katch the person who did this, I'm gonna kit-kut their balls off!!! quote:Italy may have the best pasta sauce for now, but I think it's clear the rest of the world is KETCHING-UP!!! (ketchup) quote:Mmmmmm... pizza! quote:Hey, the recipe only said to RINSE the carrots.... not to give them the full cycle! quote:Man, I've heard of 'al dente' but this is more like 'al go to the dentist'!!! (because it's too hard and will crack my teeth) quote:When those Pizza Hut executives said they intended to "milk the new pizza topping for all it's worth", somehow I don't think this is quite what they had in mind!!! quote:Q: Why didn't these new stuffed peppers catch on? A: They threw customers for a LOOP!! quote:Customer: I'll have your best, quick noodles please. Waiter with a hearing problem: Yes sir, coming right up! quote:Mathematicians: Circular cubes are impossible! This would be an affront to the laws of geometry! Spagettio eaters with freezers: Hold my beer... quote:Some people really go wild for California rolls.... but to me they're not all their CRACKERED UP to be!!!
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Dad, log off, you're drunk.
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Do this one plz
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Trabant posted:Do this one plz “Here you go son, enjoy your JBP sandwich!” “Looks like I really got myself into a jam!”
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space uncle posted:“Here you go son, enjoy your JBP sandwich!” "Gee, thanks dad!" Sandwich: "Nobody is going to swoop in and fix your life for you. You need to adopt the posture of a dominant lobster, put your things in order, and -" "Dad, are you getting your recipes off of Reddit again?"
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Mar 20, 2021 00:52
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Leon Sumbitches posted:Just like your mom from her obesity related health issues!
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Blurred posted:The world's first chocolate SIP cookie??? I love these jokes. Thanks, Blurred.
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Blurred posted:There was a place near me that used to sell hotdogs like this, but I stopped going there... they were a bit FLAKY. 
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Mar 20, 2021 03:36
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chintu you son of a bitch
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i would eat all the ones without actual embbeded candy
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Carthag Tuek posted:i would eat all the ones without actual embbeded candy Wait are we still talking about rimming?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Wait are we still talking about rimming? what? idk im hungry, just gimme
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