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wa27
Jan 15, 2007

RPN for life

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
See, good buttons.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Man, I miss those buttons. Those were great buttons.

that's what I'm saying

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Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
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wa27 posted:

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That's about the same model my dad used for decades. I'm sure I claimed it at some point, but I have no idea where it is now.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Explosionface posted:

That's about the same model my dad used for decades. I'm sure I claimed it at some point, but I have no idea where it is now.

I got this one at a Goodwill years ago. I used to think the TI-83/84 had a long lifespan but you can still buy these HP 12C's in Best Buy, for God's sake. they've been making it for 40 years with practically no changes.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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wa27 posted:

I got this one at a Goodwill years ago. I used to think the TI-83/84 had a long lifespan but you can still buy these HP 12C's in Best Buy, for God's sake. they've been making it for 40 years with practically no changes.

If you change it, you'll have to face the wrath of every accountant older than like 45 in America, and most of the ones younger than that, too.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


wa27 posted:

RPN for life



Man, I miss those buttons. Those were great buttons.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Neito posted:

If you change it, you'll have to face the wrath of every accountant older than like 45 in America, and most of the ones younger than that, too.

Pretty sure that on some of these models they changed the chipset inside, and then had to add fake slowdowns to keep them feeling the same. Doing calculations at modern speeds just didn't feel right.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

wa27 posted:

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These are still being made AFAIK, but what I really want is the programmer’s version.

legooolas
Jul 30, 2004

Zopotantor posted:

These are still being made AFAIK, but what I really want is the programmer’s version.

I totally want one of these too, and they are way too expensive for me to buy one (from eBay or wherever) with the lack of use it would realistically get. Why can't they make them again if they can still make the 12C? I'm sure they could make a pile of cash if they re-released it.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Holy poo poo they are 200 dollars. I think HP could definitely make a new one and sell it to people into retro computing. A lot of those features seem like they would be really useful for assembly stuff on old microprocessors.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Cojawfee posted:

Holy poo poo they are 200 dollars. I think HP could definitely make a new one and sell it to people into retro computing. A lot of those features seem like they would be really useful for assembly stuff on old microprocessors.

200 dollars is small change for obsolete computing hardware, compared to some other things.

That's the cheapest one currently on offer.

Here’s a video showing how insanely complex these are.

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
That one has also been on my wishlist for years.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Cojawfee posted:

Holy poo poo they are 200 dollars. I think HP could definitely make a new one and sell it to people into retro computing. A lot of those features seem like they would be really useful for assembly stuff on old microprocessors.
They did that a few years ago. I bought one, then a year later found a great rpn calculator for my phone.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

VictualSquid posted:

They did that a few years ago. I bought one, then a year later found a great rpn calculator for my phone.

They made a programming calculator a few years ago?

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

wa27 posted:

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Ah man my granddad was a banker and I had forgotten all about this thing but he had one and showed me how to do math stuff on it as a little kid :unsmith:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I have an HP 12C that got left in a computer store I worked at and I took it because it looked neat. I never use it thought because I never need to amortize loans, and it doesn't really have many functions I need. I would kill for one of those HP16Cs though.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Space Gopher posted:

The 41C... well, when NASA wanted a backup of last resort for calculating orbital mechanics in the space shuttle, so that the astronauts could still get home even if all the onboard computers failed, they went to an office supply store in Houston, bought some HP-41Cs, slapped in a timer module, replaced the rubber feet with Velcro, wrote some custom programs, and sent them into space.
The 41-C was way ahead of its time. The module system made it extremely versatile, especially for the time.

Most of the modules were little ROM cartridges that added functionality: plug in the module and a new menu appears on the calculator, giving you access to the functions/programs the module provides. But there were also interface and device modules, allowing you to connect the calculator to other devices. One of those interface modules was HP-IL, the HP Interface Loop, a sort of primitive forerunner to USB. It provided an I/O interface with any other device with an HP-IL interface, including HP disk drives:



This meant that you could write and save programs to disc. Or you could crunch numbers and save the data to disk. The 9114B was introduced in 1984, and that was pretty amazing poo poo to be able to do in 1984. HP also made HP-IL interfaces for some scientific lab gear (like spectroscopes) to allow you to use the 41-C for data collection. Same with engineering gear (e.g. surveying equipment).

Here's a 41-CX next to a 15C and 16C for size comparison:



The 15C is one of the best handheld scientific calculators ever made. The 16C is an odd duck, a handheld calculator specifically created to assist in computer programming. In practice this just means base conversions and bitwise operations, and most of that ended up getting rolled into the basic functionality of most of HP later calculators so it's really just a historical footnote. But hey, that's what one looks like.

And while we're talking about RPN calculators, I'll add a couple Soviet-era Elektronika RPN handhelds, the MK-54 and MK 52:



The Mk 52 is the only handheld calculator (that I know of) to feature programmable EEPROM memory. It's kinda like the 41-C in that it was a backup for space missions, in this case on the Soyuz TM-7. This was done by expansion module, kinda like on the 41-C:



The Elektronika calculators weren't anywhere near as well made as the HPs in terms of build quality, but the MK 52 was a very capable handheld assisted by extensive documentation (the circuit diagram in those pictures is part of the documentation that came with every one) and extensibility. They also had a long list of idiosyncrasies: a nonstandard notation of hexidecimal using a standard 7-segment LED display; the ability to do math with error codes (results larger than 1099 result in "Error" being displayed, but you can continue to use it, unless it's large enough to cause an "3rror", which copies itself onto the programming stack, allowing you to examine the value by stepping through it using the debugger), and so on.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
When I was a kid, before we had a computer we had a talking electronic calculator. When you pushed a button, a very terse man would say the number or function aloud. I thought it was the coolest thing when I was like 5. I mean, it was essentially a robot. Over and over again I would push the buttons for fun. I'm sure it drove my parents nuts. The voice is forever burned into my brain.

"Memory minus!" "Memory plus." "Memory minus!" "Memory plus." "Memory minus!" "Memory plus." "Memory minus!" "Memory plus." "Memory minus!" "Memory plus..."

e: I think it was the Sharp Elsi Mate EL-620, though it looks like there's a lot of similar models. Just look at this beefy boy:

feedmyleg has a new favorite as of 00:49 on Mar 20, 2021

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Cojawfee posted:

They made a programming calculator a few years ago?

No, they made a "limited edition" of the -15c. It's actually a lot faster, but it still only has 448 bytes of program memory.

e.: Pic

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

feedmyleg posted:

"Memory minus!" "Memory plus." "Memory minus!" "Memory plus." "Memory minus!" "Memory plus." "Memory minus!" "Memory plus." "Memory minus!" "Memory plus..."

Does anyone remember seeing a calculator that had a memory replacement key (that's not what it was called) that allowed you to put the currently displayed number directly into memory thereby replacing whatever was there.

I remember this from a book of calculator puzzles and you would use it to find the square root of a number if your calculator did not have a square root key.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mister Kingdom posted:

Does anyone remember seeing a calculator that had a memory replacement key (that's not what it was called) that allowed you to put the currently displayed number directly into memory thereby replacing whatever was there.

I remember this from a book of calculator puzzles and you would use it to find the square root of a number if your calculator did not have a square root key.

That's not an uncommon feature. My fur hat model* Canon had it and my sister's uhh Sharp? too.

*) As we say in Finland.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Man sometimes I feel like a nerd and then a real bunch of nerds gently caress me up with calculators I can't figure out.

I think the only calculator I have the mathematical prowess to really handle is the Ti-108, which I remember fondly from all of public school.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wasabi the J posted:

Man sometimes I feel like a nerd and then a real bunch of nerds gently caress me up with calculators I can't figure out.

I think the only calculator I have the mathematical prowess to really handle is the Ti-108, which I remember fondly from all of public school.





(It was actually kind of fun.)

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008




It no poo poo plays the theme song when you slide Thomas up over the screen.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

wa27 posted:

RPN for life

pre:
File Edit Options Buffers Tools Calc Help
Welcome to GNU Emacs, one component of the GNU/Linux operating system.

Get help           C-h  (Hold down CTRL and press h)
Emacs manual       C-h r        Browse manuals     C-h i
Emacs tutorial     C-h t        Undo changes       C-x u
Buy manuals        C-h RET      Exit Emacs         C-x C-c
Activate menubar   M-`
(`C-' means use the CTRL key.  `M-' means use the Meta (or Alt) key.
If you have no Meta key, you may instead type ESC followed by the character.)
Useful tasks:
Visit New File                  Open Home Directory
Customize Startup               Open *scratch* buffer
-UUU:%%--F1  *GNU Emacs*    Top L1     (Fundamental) ---------------------------
--- Emacs Calculator Mode ---                       |Emacs Calculator Trail
2:  420                                             |     420
1:  69                                              |    >69
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-UUU:%*--F1  Calc: 12 Deg                  All L4   |-UUU:%*--F1  *Calc Trail*

I got used to using the RPN calculator in Emacs for some things and now I start Emacs when I just want to use a calculator because normal calculator apps are hard to use now.

I never had any of those fancy calculators but I remember seeing all sorts of utilities for working with them, e.g.:

pre:
┌─────────────┬─────────────────────────┐
│ HPShell 3.12│ Freeware by Tom Wellige │
├─────────────┴─────────────────────────┤
│ ■ Integrated Developing Environment   │
│   for HP48 (S/G) Handhelds on DOS-PCs │
│ ■ Editor with Syntaxhighlighting      │
│ ■ Kermit, X-, Y-, Z-Modem (external)  │
│ ■ Char-Conversion PC <-> HP48         │
│ ■ Backup-Management                   │
│ ■ HP48- and DOS-Directory Management  │
│ ■ Makros, Toolbar, Hotkeys            │
│   and much more of useful functions   │
│ ■ German and English version in one ! │
│                                       │
│       Whatch out for HPS312P!         │
└───────────────────────────────────────┘
and emulators, this is apparently a HP-16C emulator:

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

RoastBeef posted:



It no poo poo plays the theme song when you slide Thomas up over the screen.

I had a ninja turtle one, circa 1990, that appears to have come off the very same production line as that one.



Its build quality was abysmal. It lasted less than a week in my pencil case.

The TI-81 that I got just a couple of years later was hugely better. I still have it, in fact, and it still works flawlessly, though I don't take many trig exams these days and I'd need to brush up with the manual if I wanted to program a craps game into it again.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
C'mon man, you could play Drug Wars on there.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

RoastBeef posted:

No, they made a "limited edition" of the -15c. It's actually a lot faster, but it still only has 448 bytes of program memory.

e.: Pic


And much worse battery life, and several bugs not present in the original. Although I don't know if those got fixed in later firmware updates.

Might as well repost the family photo of all my HP Voyager calculators:



Top row is an 11C (theoretically the middle tier of the scientific calculators in the Voyager series, although the lower-end 10C was just a couple bucks cheaper so nobody bought 'em) and 16C, bottom row is an original 15C and the Limited Edition 15C. And spoilers for Zork I.

The Limited Edition also feels...cheaper? lighter? more flimsy? than the original 15C. It's not a piece of poo poo or anything, but it doesn't have that solid/bulletproof feel of the original HPs in that form factor. It actually feels, in terms of heft, button response, and so on, kinda like HP's other semi-recent retro calculator, the 35S. Here's one with a bunch of other HP portrait-mode calculators:



Along the top that's the oddball HP-28S, the later version of the 28C (the first handheld that did symbolic algebra). It's also a graphing calculator, barely, on that tiny-rear end display. Next to it is the 35S, a retro-themed calculator released in 2007 to mark the 35th anniversary of the HP-35 (HP's first handheld calculator and the first scientific handheld).

The second row is a 32SII, the second rev of the calculator HP introduced as the spiritual successor to the 15C. And next to that is a 42S, intended as a replacement for the HP-41C series. HP calculator nerds are generally split between those that think that the 15C is the best calculator ever made and those that think it's the 42S. The 15C ended production in 1989 and the 42S in 1995 so this is a controversy that became obsolete circa the advent of the world wide web.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


I'm not a calculator enthusiast but I very much appreciate that you posted them on top of an InivisiClues Zork I map.

edit: Actually I lied, slightly. A few years ago I did pick up a Canon sexagesimal calculator, which does time calculations:



Apparently they were popular with pilots back in the day, the one I got had a "property of TWA" sticker on the back.

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mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

wa27 posted:

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Hells yeah!

My 12C is sitting to my left. I've had it for about 20 years. At the time, it was $95 which seems excessive. I've dropped it off racking 15 feet high onto concrete in a warehouse, it's been soaked in coffee, it's disappeared for months at a time but it always comes home. I've replaced the battery once in 20 years. It was still working, I just replaced it on principal.

I read the entire manual. Did all the exercises and everything. At one point, I had a program written to calculate discount on standard, OS1, OS2, and OS3 shipping rates with UPS. It was pretty slick. It also included discounts for 2nd Day air and 3 day express if you selected them. Then UPS changed to straight dim weight and the program no longer worked.

Pointless story I suppose, but I love my 12C.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Wasabi the J posted:

Man sometimes I feel like a nerd and then a real bunch of nerds gently caress me up with calculators I can't figure out.

I think the only calculator I have the mathematical prowess to really handle is the Ti-108, which I remember fondly from all of public school.



standardized test flashbacks over here

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

nishi koichi posted:

standardized test flashbacks over here

Which of these is a rock?

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Tech Tangents did a nice video on the HP 12C a while back and he explains RPN and does some programming on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot6rgGJv46E

Programming calculators is something I've never had a use for, and probably never will. It's neat though.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
It bothers me that we haven't all moved on to either a faster keyboard layout than querty, or we haven't gotten a universal single handed typing device. I always thought the Data-hand would be that breakthrough that changed keyboards but it was not meant to be.



fake edit, oh snap someone has revived the concept:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX1ifYxzr3M

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

There are plenty of single handed keyboard designs out there, though these days they're either 3D printed dealies or expensive accessibility items.

I suspect the real answer to faster or single handed typing is to learn to chord.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Wasabi the J posted:

Man sometimes I feel like a nerd and then a real bunch of nerds gently caress me up with calculators I can't figure out.

I think the only calculator I have the mathematical prowess to really handle is the Ti-108, which I remember fondly from all of public school.



I have not even thought about the existence of these in a long rear end time

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I thought the speed benefits of non-qwerty layouts had shrunk to near insignificance after closer study?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Computer viking posted:

I thought the speed benefits of non-qwerty layouts had shrunk to near insignificance after closer study?

It was always nerdy circle-jerking. "QWERTY? How pedestrian. I use DVORAK" (well, more like "i ufe DRoRAK" because I never knew anyone who actually got good at an alternate keyboard layout).

Besides, it's extremely rare for me to be constantly typing at top speed for any length of time. If I'm coding, I'm usually stopping to think about what comes next, picking variable names, etc. If I'm writing prose, then I'm stopping to think about what the hell I'm writing. I spend far more time not-typing than I do typing, and I type way more than most people do.

Maybe alternate layouts would have made more sense back when "typist" was still a job and you could spend your whole day transcribing words verbatim from another document.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Pham Nuwen posted:

It was always nerdy circle-jerking. "QWERTY? How pedestrian. I use DVORAK" (well, more like "i ufe DRoRAK" because I never knew anyone who actually got good at an alternate keyboard layout).

Nobody has ever used a DVORAK keyboard for anything except writing 10,000 word blog posts about how they use a DVORAK keyboard.

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i had really high hopes for this: https://www.amazon.com/Tap-Bluetooth-Wearable-Controller-Smartphone/dp/B07BW6QNF5 when i first heard about it but you have to learn a whole other way to touch type with chords so nope

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