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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post five words in here.
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Geemer posted:

Great work, everybody. I'm proud!

Hi Proud, I'm gay dad.

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

 Never give up. Never surrender.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Your mom touched my member

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

Hi Proud, I'm gay dad.

Hey! Nice to meet you!

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 bbq like napalm. finger hurts.

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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
i don't think i will

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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
wait, poo poo, i messed up

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
 everything you like is anime

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 no just cute lamia girls

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

everything you like is anime
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Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
I just lost the game.

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

 five words in

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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
One day, if we're lucky

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

PinheadSlim posted:

Weill I poo poo someones pants

I’m very proud of you!

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

wesleywillis posted:

I will jerk off tonight.
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Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
spent some time eating paper

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

 why did you do that?

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Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
it's good enough for silverfish..

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Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
i'm a bug at heart.

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Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

 Five words

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Gomi Day posted:

it's good enough for silverfish..

"They will outlast the building"

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Dont Touch ME posted:

Five words

Permabanned user seraph eighty six.

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atomicpile
Nov 7, 2009

 Are contractions one or two?

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



 Follow your heart, my dude.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Five words.

Edit: gently caress, beaten.

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Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor

Flyball posted:

Pig's huge balls provide entertainment

Pig shat on balls wow

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stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
 Live in a truck? No!

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Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
 Earth Wind Fire Water Heart

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Drink tea, playing pai sho.

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muffler
Feb 12, 2021

by sebmojo
Really? You think I forgot?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Love bloom? On the battlefield?

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Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
i'm making another dumb post.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
 A haiku in five words

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
 subterranean
goon is masturbatory
Incredulously

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Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012

Aardvark! posted:

I will probe rule breakers

Bring it on you nerd

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Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



 Yeah, all cops are bastards.

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 Yacab, pass me the dongle

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Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





 I have a giant penis.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I don't know about hyphenation-rules

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atomicpile
Nov 7, 2009

Icochet posted:

I don't know about hyphenation-rules

Contraction AND hyphenation. Seven words?!

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