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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Watson is at least on the level of Winslow and Darren Sharper

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Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Nodoze posted:

Watson is at least on the level of Winslow and Darren Sharper

It's good that we are establishing a hierarchy of abuses so that people can nitpick about the level of human anguish required to reach each grouping.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm just gonna come right out and say it:

I think Easterby sidling up to Texans ownership using ill-gotten gains is shameful; and furthermore, if DeShaun Watson sexually harassed or assaulted any or all of those women, he definitely should not have and should be punished appropriately. Thank you.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Watson definitely did that poo poo

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Shrimpy posted:

"The Decision" but for his plea.
"I'm gonna take my felonies to South Beach"

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







half cocaine posted:

You guys forgot Ray Lewis murdered someone.

NFL man of the year the following season!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Nodoze posted:

It's tough to say whether it's worse than what Hernandez and Carruth did but that becomes a discussion about whether physically abusing and emotionally damaging a lot of people for life is worse than outright killing someone

It's not as tough as you're letting on

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

yeah that's just one of those tough things you gotta think about in the first place for no reason and then come to the wrong conclusion. the original guy that is. it's rough

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

DJ Chark doo doo doo doo doo doo

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

It's hosed up hernandez had to take the rap for all those people tebow killed

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Snitches lose their tips in the tebow gang

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Tebow played baseball to show people what happens if they snitch but it didn't go as planned

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Are you saying Tebow has been telling ladies he is Deshawn Watson?

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

*punches numbers into adding machine* according to my calculations deshauns actions amount to 523.7 mOJ (SI unit equal to 1/1000 of the immorality of the murders alleged to be committed by OJ Simpson)

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Deshaun officially committed a mOJ bomb

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I no longer think the Jets will be trading for Deshaun Watson. I can’t imagine any team wanting to bite this bullet prior to the draft or at least until there’s more clarity to the case.

gloom
Feb 1, 2003
distracted from distraction by distraction
The Vick and Watson comparison is interesting but other than that they're both high-profile Black QBs, I think the cases were pretty different. Dogfighting is coded as a black and southern thing, so it played right into racial and regional stereotypes that are common all over the US. On the other hand, sexually harassing and assaulting women from Instagram is a lovely behavior that is common to powerful people across race categories and geography. It's notable that a famous and previously well-liked person is being accused, but it's not the same fuel for racist shitheads.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

*punches numbers into adding machine* according to my calculations deshauns actions amount to 523.7 mOJ (SI unit equal to 1/1000 of the immorality of the murders alleged to be committed by OJ Simpson)
If we're attempting to quantify Watson's alleged activities, even for humorous purposes, perhaps the unit should be based on sex crimes rather than murders. Maybe we could also pick a white guy for a change? Awful as they were, Favre or Manning don't seem adequate for this case. As an alternative for your consideration, I propose... the Chmura.

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


I sometimes think Mike Vick got it had because he had cornrows.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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half cocaine posted:

I sometimes think Mike Vick got it had because he had cornrows.

Can’t be, we haven’t canceled Iowa yet

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

a patagonian cavy posted:

Can’t be, we haven’t canceled Iowa yet

:gas:

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
How do I delete someone elses post

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Remember the “what if Vick was white” article with the awful photoshop?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember the “what if Vick was white” article with the awful photoshop?

I wish you would remember that not posting is an option

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember the “what if Vick was white” article with the awful photoshop?

yeah man, it gets posted pretty often. why?

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Shimmy giving us Something To Think About again

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Christ I was just bringing It up because of how weird it was and all the laughs it brought.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

It's okay, Shim Jam. At least you arent Deshaun Watson

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Christ I was just bringing It up because of how weird it was and all the laughs it brought.

Ignore the haters, bro. Forums are made for posting.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I’m Dril from the tweet about never logging off except if it’s a mod than yeah I’ll quietly skirt away.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

:D They are quite intimidating.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Ignore the offsite helldump friendo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

the what

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

i want to make it very clear that any trolling i, personally, am doing in this thread, is because while im sad about the women and the rapes im also extremely glad that people who like houston sports are sad.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Intruder posted:

Ignore the offsite helldump friendo


Alaois posted:

the what

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Wasn't most of Vicks sentence actually for illegal gambling and not the killing of dogs

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Wasn't most of Vicks sentence actually for illegal gambling and not the killing of dogs

no that was Pete rose

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

a patagonian cavy posted:

no that was Pete rose

lol

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


You guys remember when Wayne Gretzky made his wife his gambling patsy?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







half cocaine posted:

You guys remember when Wayne Gretzky made his wife his gambling patsy?

Peyton Manning made his wife his steroid mule.

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


Um excuse me that's hgh not steroids. Furthermore

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

a patagonian cavy posted:

no that was Pete rose

I bet they all look the same to you

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