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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

To each their own, I mean I won't begrudge a horny gamer or designer their vices I just wish it hadn't gone that way because it's not really my thing and I liked XC1

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Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.
the problem isn't that it's horny, it's that it's horny in a strange and embarrassing way

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Bleck posted:

the problem isn't that it's horny, it's that it's horny in a strange and embarrassing way

This describes basically everything.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Bleck posted:

the problem isn't that it's horny, it's that it's horny in a strange and embarrassing way

There is no other kind of horny.

Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.
okay sure

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Bleck posted:

the problem isn't that it's horny, it's that it's horny in a strange and embarrassing way

What, like a clown suit and wig or something?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I like Xenoblade X overall but it’s loaded down with way more extraneous bullshit and worse characters than either of the other two. I hope it gets a sequel with the time wasting bullshit toned down. I also hope it contains some Welsh catgirls, obviously the biggest oversight.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

I just hope a theoretical Xenoblade X sequel integrates the alien races better.

Tall Tale Teller
May 20, 2003
Grave? Shovel! Let's go.

I didn't like that the pervert nopon and his gross fuckbot wouldn't shut up during fights.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Tall Tale Teller posted:

I didn't like that the pervert nopon and his gross fuckbot wouldn't shut up during fights.

meh

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

the women in xb2 are literally objectified and i dont begrudge having a problem with that

the game owns though its realllly goood

Ojetor
Aug 4, 2010

Return of the Sensei

my metric is how embarassed I'd be if a someone walked in on me while playing a game, and XB2 is high on that scale

also Torna has way better systems and I'm sad it's so short compared to the main game

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Ojetor posted:

also Torna has way better systems and I'm sad it's so short compared to the main game

Some would consider that a good thing.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Torna is also significantly less horny than XC2 which is another point in its favor.

Xenoblade Chronicles is very down to earth compared to the others, not very horny and is relatively straightforward. It did a lot of stuff that other JRPG’s of the time didn’t, like saving anywhere and being able to quick jump whenever you want. XCX doesn’t even feel like a finished game. It has great maps except then Skells pretty much make walking obsolete and there are big sections of the map that no longer have any function because of that. Other than that, the battle system is very similar to the first game but with a bunch of weird elemental attributes thrown in. XC2 is creepy and weird and horny but the battle system is very good, better than the original in a lot of ways but balanced by the godawful Blade gatcha. Torna does some very cool and interesting stuff with the battle system and is actually really good. All of the games are good just to varying degrees and for different reasons. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER

Tall Tale Teller posted:

I didn't like that the pervert nopon and his gross fuckbot wouldn't shut up during fights.

Alpha by Name, Alpha by Nature!

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Xenoblade X is charming in the sense that Tetsuya Takahashi finally got a relatively all around complete game made with Chronicles then immediately took that clout and tried to make a THIRD ultra anime scifi epic intended-to-be-told-across-multiple-games saga in space. Like yeah Chronicles is super charming and not too bogged down with proper noun games and lore but DUDE WHAT ABOUT GIANT ANIME ROBOTS AND PSEUDO RELIGOUS MONOLOGUES AREN'T THEY RAD?

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

New Picross game came out this week, and it's Hatsune Miku.

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Mr. Locke posted:

Yeah. You'd think they'd last longer but you hit someone with them only a few times then you gotta grab another one.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
The worst thing about Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is Mythra.

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

Xenoblade 2 was pretty fun to play but it bothered me a fair amount that they basically make no effort to justify the nature of the world structure, both geographically and in terms of the entities that exist like the blades and titans and whatever else. I feel like it stands out compared to a lot of fantastical game worlds that don't feel like they need to justify themselves mainly because that was kind of a pretty major point and cool climax/twist of 1; They explicitly explain why stuff is the way it is going into the home stretch in a way that you don't see coming but it works surprisingly well. 2 just consistently feels like it fell face forward over that line of silliness that 1 successfully managed to toe. You spend the whole game asking "why is any of this."

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Gumdrop Larry posted:

Xenoblade 2 was pretty fun to play but it bothered me a fair amount that they basically make no effort to justify the nature of the world structure, both geographically and in terms of the entities that exist like the blades and titans and whatever else. I feel like it stands out compared to a lot of fantastical game worlds that don't feel like they need to justify themselves mainly because that was kind of a pretty major point and cool climax/twist of 1; They explicitly explain why stuff is the way it is going into the home stretch in a way that you don't see coming but it works surprisingly well. 2 just consistently feels like it fell face forward over that line of silliness that 1 successfully managed to toe. You spend the whole game asking "why is any of this."

i love that about it though. its like something a kid would make if they had a ton of money

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

sirtommygunn posted:

There is no other kind of horny.

Thinking about 'post modernist pervert' for a user name change

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

Ojetor posted:

my metric is how embarassed I'd be if a someone walked in on me while playing a game, and XB2 is high on that scale

also Torna has way better systems and I'm sad it's so short compared to the main game

imagine being embarrassed for playing a game

play your games with pride, gamers.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm embarassed I played Pokemon sword for 5 minutes and I think that's ok, if you liked it that's also ok.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

hear hear, fellow forumgoer Overwatch Porn

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
You have your choice of platform for GalGun 2 but keep in mind only one platform lets you play on the bus.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

Super No Vacancy posted:

hear hear, fellow forumgoer Overwatch Porn

the username that keeps on giving

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Ojetor posted:

my metric is how embarassed I'd be if a someone walked in on me while playing a game, and XB2 is high on that scale

That seems like a pretty bad metric because I'd probably be embarrassed if someone walked in on me playing Mario and Rabbids.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Gutcruncher posted:

You have your choice of platform for GalGun 2 but keep in mind only one platform lets you play on the bus.

Just make sure Carol from HR doesn't catch you!

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
So it takes 345 stars to unlock the last music track in Hatsune Miku picross. There are exactly 345 regular puzzles, so if you were to beat all of them even using hints and getting stuff wrong, you'd still have enough stars to unlock all the music even without doing a single one of the composite picture puzzles (which there's five of I think, each one having 25 puzzles).

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
I can't believe that the Switch is 4 years old now. Like holy poo poo.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Yep soon we'll all be dust

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

i havent even finished my 3ds backlog yet..

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Bit late, but don't click this if you haven't played XC2 as it gives away two big mid/late-game spoilers. Nia's true form and Zeke being a Blade-Eater.

Fly Ricky
May 7, 2009

The Wine Taster

Mia Wasikowska posted:

i havent even finished my 3ds backlog yet..

I’m hoping my 3DS holds out for the next ten years it will take me finish all the games I bought and haven’t touched.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

The swimsuits are less skimpy than their normal clothes.
That's a Lol ?

japtor
Oct 28, 2005

Twelve by Pies posted:

So it takes 345 stars to unlock the last music track in Hatsune Miku picross. There are exactly 345 regular puzzles, so if you were to beat all of them even using hints and getting stuff wrong, you'd still have enough stars to unlock all the music even without doing a single one of the composite picture puzzles (which there's five of I think, each one having 25 puzzles).
I refuse to progress in Picross games without getting them perfect :colbert:

(...although the level of perfect play required in this one makes it a bit obnoxious :cry:)

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
I am not horny for monster hunter but i am very excited

porkinson
Jan 20, 2015


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

XC2 doesn't have dress up it can't be the best.

Also the character designs are hideous and cheesecake for no reason at all.

Speaking of dress up.

When you go to the icy mountains I wanted o dress everyone up in appropriate attire but I didn't rotate the camera so after getting out of the menu Sharla's rear end was just hanging out.
Turns out the pants I thought would be good enough for winter were just some sort of fetish gear. What the hell game.

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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Whenever you think you finally have Sharla in modest attire, remember to check the back

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