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Over the course of months, Jim secretly doses Dwight with increasing amounts of potent antibacterials until Dwight builds up a tolerance. The next time Dwight gets a bacterial infection, it rampages through his body and not even the hospital's most powerful, last-ditch antibiotics are any help. Dwight dies in agony as his insides are liquified by an antibacterial-resistant strain of e-coli
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Jim discretely places a hamburger bun around Dwight's hand and convinces him to take a huge bite.
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Mar 21, 2021 07:52
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Jim dyes Dwight's red Maga hat yellow, but in a flash forward camera interview in 2024 Dwight explains that the joke's on Jim because Dwight now doesn't have to buy a new hat to support the Pee Party.
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Mar 21, 2021 08:11
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Jim changes his name to Gim without telling Dwight (but he still always pronounces it the same way when telling people his name and he still writes it with a J if he is writing his name) - Dwight never catches on and keeps calling Gim “Jim” like an absolute moron Jim buys Dwight a book of Garfield comic strips for his birthday, but whenever Dwight tries to regale Jim with another description of garfield’s antics, Jim denies all knowledge of that delightfully funny orange cat! Jim divorces Pam and marries Dwight
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Mar 21, 2021 11:13
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Jim fills his desk drawers with poo poo, then switches desks with Dwight.
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Mar 22, 2021 01:10
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Jim sues Dwight for sexual assault over the time Dwight repeatedly groped at Jim's penis to see if he was aroused.
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Mar 22, 2021 01:11
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Dwight starts reliving the same day over and over again, a la Groundhog Day. He comes to work, sees the date is April 23 and Jim plays a dumb prank on him by putting a Whoopi cushion on his chair. The rest of the day proceeds as normal, except Dwight wakes up on April 23 again. Dwight fields calls and orders from the same six customers, day in, day out. Pam sneezes at exactly 3:14 every time. Sometimes Dwight arrives early to catch Jim putting the Whoopi Cushion on his chair, sometime he switches it with Jim, reversing the prank. But it doesn’t matter, everything resets and the day repeats. Eventually Dwight comes in and tries to kill Jim, who reveals that he has been coaching everyone to act the same for weeks, and hiring a suite of actors to play as Dwight’s “customers”. Dwight’s real customers haven’t heard from him in weeks, and he’s missed several major orders. Jim mugs the camera.
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poisonpill posted:Dwight starts reliving the same day over and over again, a la Groundhog Day. He comes to work, sees the date is April 23 and Jim plays a dumb prank on him by putting a Whoopi cushion on his chair. The rest of the day proceeds as normal, except Dwight wakes up on April 23 again. Dwight fields calls and orders from the same six customers, day in, day out. Pam sneezes at exactly 3:14 every time. Sometimes Dwight arrives early to catch Jim putting the Whoopi Cushion on his chair, sometime he switches it with Jim, reversing the prank. But it doesn’t matter, everything resets and the day repeats. Eventually Dwight comes in and tries to kill Jim, who reveals that he has been coaching everyone to act the same for weeks, and hiring a suite of actors to play as Dwight’s “customers”. Dwight’s real customers haven’t heard from him in weeks, and he’s missed several major orders. Jim mugs the camera. I think Dwight would love being trapped in the same day for all eternity but I still like your ending a lot
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All Jim and No Dwight makes Pam a dull Roy
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live, laugh, love
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Mar 22, 2021 02:58
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How did you do this? How did you take my nightmares and put them in a jpeg?
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Mar 22, 2021 03:48
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Jim attaches an arc welder to Dwight's chair. Smash cut to Dwight hitting the on button on his "new computer".
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Mar 22, 2021 05:28
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Jim and Dwight beat halo 3 together in co-op mode but Jim set the difficulty to easy and told dwight it was legendary.
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Mar 22, 2021 05:32
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Jim replaces the clown in Dwight's childhood jack-in-the-box with a shotgun shell and puts it on his desk
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Mar 22, 2021 05:45
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Jim tricks Dwight into thinking he won a monkey in a radio contest, but it's really a monkey Jim trained to piss in Dwight's ear every night.
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Dwight successfully crowdfunds a reunion for the stars of Battlestar Galactica and, riding the hype, even gets the show greenlit for an additional season on television. Dwight is overjoyed and tells the entire office about the success, then flies out to Hollywood to supervise the first episode. Everything is going incredibly well. The show looks amazing, everyone on set loves Dwight, and Dwight is truly happy for the first time in a very long time. Days pass and the first episode is shaping up to be a new pinnacle in scifi storytelling, Dwight is moved to tears by the beauty of it and early buzz already says it will absolutely be an Emmy award winning episode. The future of Battlestar Galactica is brighter than it's ever been before. Then Dwight receives a phone call from a frantic Jim. Jim breathlessly explains that Pam is dying of a rare medical disorder that will take "millions of dollars" of experimental surgery to fix. Worst of all, Jim dejectedly explains, he never got insurance for either of them because "I'm too stupid, Dwight, I'm just too stupid." Dwight, hearing this, rushes on set and explains everything. The cast, moved to tears by their love of Dwight, donate the money necessary to fund Pam's surgery. The show finishes filming without Dwight and moves into post-production. Dwight gives Jim the money for Pam's surgery and, seemingly by fate, she finishes her final surgery on the night that Battlestar Galactica: Further Worlds debuts. The show is beautiful and incredibly well-written. Dwight sits by Pam's side in the hospital and sees his creation take shape on the screen. He can hear that everyone else in the hospital is transfixed and watching the show and feels pride swell in his chest. The show is nearly finished and Dwight is happier than he's ever been, when the post-credit stinger appears on screen. It's a poorly written note, seemingly inserted last minute into the show, as if someone snuck it in. HEY DWIGHT PAM WASN'T EVEN SICK WE SPENT THAT MONEY ON HAIR GEL AND CHILI'S SUCK IT LOVE JIM AND PAM Dwight looks back at the hospital bed and realizes it's not Pam he's been sitting by, it's Kevin.
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"There's a man on the wing of this plane! There was somebody out there. You gotta believe me!" Dwight shrieks at the confused passengers. As he turns to look out the window again he screams at Jim's smiling face.
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Mar 22, 2021 14:07
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QuarkJets posted:How did you do this? 
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Mar 22, 2021 14:13
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Dwight takes off his mask and reveals he was Jim all along. "Jim" was just a marionette. Cut to marionette Jim laying across the confession cam chair like a ragdoll, a vacant smirk on his plastic face.
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Mar 22, 2021 14:28
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Once upon a midnight dreary Jim walks with something in his head He could not escape the memory of a phone call and, ah, what dwight said.
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Mar 22, 2021 14:42
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Jim replaces all of Dwights training videos with videos of Dwights father going down on Jim, or DVD equivalents thereof. Dwight, disgusted and shocked at first, eventually passes into a frustrated near-fugue state of simply having to deal with this each and every time he has to deal with media of any kind. Luckily for him, this upcoming weekend is the region's largest ever StarWars convention where they'll be screening all three original films, a chance for some escapism until HR can surely deal with this madness. In confession, Jim announces that he's replaced the films being screened with copies of the movie he made with Dwight's dad, and has paid off the cosplayers to be either him or Dad for the entire three day weekend. Tickets are non-refundable.
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Mar 22, 2021 15:32
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Jim buys a Thunderbird that is just a little nicer than Dwight’s car and parks next to him every day. Jim lords it over him by revving the engine after work.
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Dwight receives a letter in the mail inviting him to "The Ultimate Martial Arts Tournament". Dwight recognizes this as a prank of Jim's, but decides to turn the tables on Jim. He shows up at the listed address and, to Jim's credit, it appears legit. Dwight enters the arena and mingles with several other entrants in the tournament, all of whom seem to be playing their part perfectly. Dwight gets signed up and marvels at how much time and money Jim must have spent on this prank, while revealing to the camera crew that he plans to "take a dive" in the first round to disrupt whatever plan Jim has. Dwight watches the preliminary matches and marvels at them. These fights appear 100% legit, with combatants using a variety of authentic martial arts. Finally, after 6 matches, Dwight is called to floor. His opponent appears and looks like Jim wearing a cheap beard and wig. Chuckling to himself, Dwight instantly falls to the ground clutching his knee when the match begins. When his opponent comes to check on him, Dwight puts him in a headlock and attempts to remove the fake beard and wig. However, it doesn't come off, no matter how hard he pulls. To his horror, Dwight then sees Jim in the audience, smiling smugly. Dwight releases the hold and tries to apologize, but it's too late, he is stripped of all his martial arts accomplishments and awards and banned from ever participating in any kind of martial art for life. Dejected, Dwight leaves the arena and sees Jim and the bearded man laughing. The bearded man pulls off his beard and wig, revealing it is Jim. "Jim" pulls of a mask, revealing himself to be a bearded old man that looks like Jim in a bad wig and beard.
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During a historical reenactment of the Battle of Schrute Farms, which Dwight has convinced Michael to force the staff to participate in, Jim replaces the smoke charges with actual gunpowder and musketballs. As Dwight is demonstrating how harmless the muskets are he blasts Phyllis in the eye, blinding her forever.
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Mar 22, 2021 16:50
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Dwight, finally fed up, decides to play his own practical joke and puts Jim's face on top of each hot dog in the rotating vending machines in the break room with the label "The Big Dick" Jim reports this to HR, knowing who's done it and security cameras confirm it. Dwight is fired and loses his apartment when he can't pay rent. Several weeks later, Jim drives up to a stop light and hobo-Dwight hobbles up to a sports car to wash it's windshield be-damned. What he finds is Jim getting head from his own father. Now entirely shattered and in shambles, he asks through tears "Dad...why?" His Dad's mouth makes a wet popping noise and he looks up to his disgraced son, Dwight, before shaking his head in shame and saying "You was drat right 'The Big Dick'!" and waving it gently for him to see. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Mar 22, 2021 |
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Jim makes himself up like a gargoyle (grey body paint, prosthesis, etc), and crouches on building rooftops at places he knows Dwight will be. When Dwight attempts to point the Jim-Gargoyle out to others, Jim hides. Dwight's belief in his own sanity is weakened as a result.
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Mar 22, 2021 16:56
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-Jim injects lead into Dwight's food and drinking water. As Dwight slowly descends into insanity and unexplained illness, Jim winks and smiles at the camera.
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Mar 22, 2021 16:57
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Jim starts putting Colloidal Silver into Dwight's coffee every morning.
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Mar 22, 2021 17:04
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Jim places a bomb in Dwight's butthole and says it will go off in exactly one hour unless Dwight tells Kelly to shut the gently caress up (this takes places in an episode with a lot of Kelly).
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Jim and the whole office attend Dwight's Dungeons and Dragons game. Jim creates a character named "Schrute the Incontinent" and makes him act like a bumbling dwarf version of Dwight. As the game nearly ends, he asks Dwight if Schrute the Incontinent cane come into the real world to kill and replace Dwight. Dwight laughs, but Jim is insistent. Seeking to shut him up, Dwight says if Jim rolls a 20 one-thousand times in a row, Schrute will become real. Jim does this and Dwight hears a knocking on his front door.
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-Jim steals Dwight's beets and replaces them with blown-glass replicas. When Dwight takes one of his signature bites of raw beet, he gets a mouthful of broken glass instead! -Jim encases everyone's stapler in gelatin EXCEPT Dwight's. At first Dwight scoffs because he doesn't want his stapler encased in gelatin, but his smugness turns to dismay when Michael comes out of his office laughing uproariously at Jim's "hilarious" prank. Michael invites everyone who got their stapler encased in gelatin to go out to lunch with him, his treat. Dwight is left all alone in the office. Cut to when the group is coming back from lunch, it's obvious from their banter they have all bonded over the experience. Close up on Dwight's forlorn expression as he chews his meager lunch of beets.
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Mar 22, 2021 17:12
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Jim convinces Dwight to give a mouse a cookie
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Jim builds an endless staircase in the Dunder Mifflin building, trapping Dwight. 50 years later the building is about to be demolished when one of the planners notices that building measurements don't add up - there's a stairwell you can see from the outside that has no exit inside the building. Cautiously, they approach the stairwell and leave the door open. The expedition quickly turns into a nightmare as thousands of bodies in various states of decay are discovered on the staircase. Most frightening of all, the staircase extends beyond the physical limitations of the building. Weeks later, a skeleton wearing mustard yellow tatters is pulled out by scientists, discovered over 6 miles up the mysterious stairway. A smug looking man asks one of the scientists if they think that's the last one. "We can only hope so, son. Whoever built this was some kind of mad genius, we don't know what the hell is going on here at all." The smug man smiles, smugly, and walks off.
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Jim travels back in time to frame Dwight’s father for the murder of his mother, causing Dwight to grow up with no parents and a quest to prove his incarcerated father innocent for a crime he didn’t commit
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Mar 22, 2021 17:25
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-Jim tricks Dwight into looking at a photo of SCP-751, the teleporting clown monster that teleports to and subsequently kills anyone who looks at its photo. This results in Dwight getting [REDACTED] while his [REDACTED] are pulled out through his [REDACTED]. There is [REDACTED] everywhere. In confession cam, Jim smirks and holds up a picture of SCP-751 to the camera.
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Mar 22, 2021 17:29
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Jim casts Mabufu, hitting Dwight's elemental weakness and gaining a Press Turn.
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Mar 22, 2021 17:54
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Jim summons Pumpkinhead, seeking vengeance against Dwight for eating the last donut that Michael brought into the office.
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Jim just won't stop smackin' Dwight's rear end with cold, wet towels in the company gym or at the Y when he sees him there. Dwight keeps asking and Jim assures him he's sorry and this time will be the last but he just keeps doing it, to the point of leaving raised, bruised welts.
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