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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Queue the hoards of angry Alan Rickman fans.

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ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

Dodecahedron posted:

I wasn't prepared for harsh school mistress Liliana, but it's an obvious role for her. "What if Snape but Hot".

"...her theme song is "Hot McGonagall" by Cheshire Moon..."

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Saw on another that every magecraft spell goes infinite with chain of smog. It was three dollars this morning:

HootTheOwl fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Mar 23, 2021

Ethiser
Dec 31, 2011

flatluigi posted:

not only that but maro confirmed we'll see a card for each of them this year

So the commander decks then.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

This will go great in my uhh, hrmm, k'rrik storm edh deck?

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

HootTheOwl posted:

Saw on surgery board that every magecraft spell goes infinite with chain of smog. It was three dollars this morning:


Clearly it will be like landfall with various effects but a common trigger.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer

HootTheOwl posted:

Saw on surgery board that every magecraft spell goes infinite with chain of smog. It was three dollars this morning:


You can tell this doesn't work well enough because if it did every copy would have disappeared mysteriously a month ago and nobody would have known why until today.

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009
I for one, am grateful that wotc printed a bad mythic that isn't good in any format that isn't in white.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


I hope the cycle of lands they complete are the amonkhet bicycle ones.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

HootTheOwl posted:

Saw on another that every magecraft spell goes infinite with chain of smog. It was three dollars this morning:


https://www.mtggoldfish.com/price/Onslaught/Chain+of+Smog#paper
I was wrong. It was a penny. Worthless. Go search out your gold.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


LMAO at Chain of Smog. That rules

CatstropheWaitress
Nov 26, 2017

The potential of today's lowly junk un/commons to become busted jank combo pieces of tomorrow is truly what makes Magic great. Good on you Chain of Smog. Good on ya.

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Some people are streaming the EA of Magic: Legends the ARPG. It looks deeper than I was expecting, though it's hard to tell much about an ARPG from the early game.

Edit: I guess there's an open beta tomorrow? Looks worth at least trying out for a minute if you like that sort of game.

Tom Clancy is Dead fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Mar 23, 2021

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

There's a lot going on in this tweet, I need a minute

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
we're definitely overdue for another day9/danny trejo commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpOySUK3Vdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G6NMEB5uQU

edit: i forgot they were in game as well

flatluigi fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Mar 23, 2021

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


It's the dumbest thing but I can't stand Day9 streams because he's always talking through a mouthful of salad because he's eating on stream. Have some respect for your fans and don't try to multitask chewing when your job is to be a professional talker-abouter of stuff.

Major Operation
Jan 1, 2006

That Lili seems like it was designed for EDH, as others have suggested. The triggered ability, the minus, and the ultimate are all "each opponent" effects that are stronger in multiplayer. It will go into every Kess EDH deck right away, and the incidental value beyond just the plus ability in GY recursion decks might give it a place in the 99.

Seems like it needs a lot of help to be good in other constructed formats. At face value it doesn't seem like the game is immediately over if you get to untap with it in any 60 card formats.

berenzen
Jan 23, 2012

Not really that great in commander either. At 6 mana, there's a bunch of better things that you can be doing as Kess, even if you're not consulting your entire library away. Maybe in the most budget/low-power of kess decks will it see play, but it's way too expensive in a deck that generally runs ad naus in its mid and higher power decks.

Lord_Magmar
Feb 24, 2015

"Welcome to pound town, Slifer slacker!"


Also a lot of cards use “each opponent” regardless of design for EDH.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Lord_Magmar posted:

Also a lot of cards use “each opponent” regardless of design for EDH.
Gotta make sure white doesn't get too big of an ego after having the only playable leyline for a decade.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Shrecknet posted:

Gotta make sure white doesn't get too big of an ego after having the only playable leyline for a decade.
Leyline of Abundance is banned in Pioneer, and Leyline of Anticipation was a part of the Mono-U devotion deck.
Then there's Leyline of the Void which was is the only one that's been the same in all three cycles.
(Also, Leyline of Combustion, Singularity, and Lifeforce are all playable)

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Shrecknet posted:

It's the dumbest thing but I can't stand Day9 streams because he's always talking through a mouthful of salad because he's eating on stream. Have some respect for your fans and don't try to multitask chewing when your job is to be a professional talker-abouter of stuff.

One could argue that he gives his fans exactly as much respect as they deserve. It would turn me off as well, but if his audience by and large doesn't seem to care then why would he stop?

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Shrecknet posted:

It's the dumbest thing but I can't stand Day9 streams because he's always talking through a mouthful of salad because he's eating on stream. Have some respect for your fans and don't try to multitask chewing when your job is to be a professional talker-abouter of stuff.

I cant stand chewing noises so i understand but like, the dude isnt really a pro, hes def got a pretty casual tone and manner so like, im sure for some people eating on stream is just an example of that casualness

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
anybody who eats on stream is a cretin. water bottles are okay but noodles, sandwiches, salad... gross as gently caress. god help you if you're eating soup

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Lol at the idea of twitch consumers having standards.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Do you guys just like, keep silent during meals and stuff? The mic can amplify some of the chewing noises but it's usually not that bad.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

If you do not catherize your urethra before streaming you are sus and do not deserve my precious views

Catherization must happen on camera btw

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Wait until you guys hear about tv/movies, it'll blow your mind.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy
Eating sounds are probably the worst misophonia for me but if you're expecting humans to make absolutely no human noises during 3-6 hours of free entertainment that's pretty goofy

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

GoutPatrol posted:

If you do not catherize your urethra before streaming you are sus and do not deserve my precious views

Catherization must happen on camera btw

Simultaneously streaming Twitch with the camera on the desk and OnlyFans with the camera underneath

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Framboise posted:

Eating sounds are probably the worst misophonia for me but if you're expecting humans to make absolutely no human noises during 3-6 hours of free entertainment that's pretty goofy

He actually does avoid that kind of distractions and his random rants, when he records directly for youtube or for some big money broadcasting event. Which makes watching his twitch even more annoying.

uggy
Aug 6, 2006

Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you
Change the channel

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Framboise posted:

Eating sounds are probably the worst misophonia for me but if you're expecting humans to make absolutely no human noises during 3-6 hours of free entertainment that's pretty goofy

I think this thread might be the world's largest gathering of misophonics, considering how often it comes up, haha.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I like the streamers who mute their mic when they take a drink and also can go like 4 hours without eating, or if they're going to get a snack they run off between rounds.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
It is kinda hosed that most streamers feel they can’t take breaks to eat without losing too many viewers.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

whydirt posted:

It is kinda hosed that most streamers feel they can’t take breaks to eat without losing too many viewers.

Much like Mr. Universe, you gotta dehydrate to really pop on cam

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

HootTheOwl posted:

Saw on another that every magecraft spell goes infinite with chain of smog. It was three dollars this morning:


lmao

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
what is professor onyx an anagram of

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





dragon enthusiast posted:

what is professor onyx an anagram of

Sexy For Pornos

Cactrot fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Mar 23, 2021

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Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

whydirt posted:

It is kinda hosed that most streamers feel they can’t take breaks to eat without losing too many viewers.

Amazon owns Twitch, so all breaks are discouraged

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