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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

Rand Paul almost got murdered by his neighbor.

# ? Mar 22, 2021 23:04

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# ? May 23, 2024 14:12

Skyl3lazer: Aug 27, 2007; [Dooting Stealthily]

Echo Chamber posted:

I may have mentioned it before ITT, but it's still funny.

After AOC's victory, people were so sure Kaniela Ing would follow through in Hawaii.

Didn't the Dem machine just fake scandal sink that dude in response to aoc winning?

# ? Mar 22, 2021 23:17

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Rand Paul almost got murdered by his neighbor.

Live like a libertarian, die like a libertarian

# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:06

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Echo Chamber posted:

I may have mentioned it before ITT, but it's still funny.

After AOC's victory, people were so sure Kaniela Ing would follow through in Hawaii.

Remember Julia Salazar

# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:19

Fortaleza: Feb 21, 2008

MikeCrotch posted:

Remember Julia Salazar

I remember Bari Weiss flipping her poo poo at Salazar�s campaign and eventual win, good stuff

# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:21

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Private Cumshoe posted:

Live like a libertarian, die like a libertarian

Rand violated the NAP when he threw those leaves on that man's sovereign land. what happened next was only right and just.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MikeCrotch posted:

Frank Sinatra saying Nancy Reagan gave him the best blowjob he ever had

This is very impressive once you learn the particulars

# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:30

Old James: Nov 20, 2003; Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

MikeCrotch posted:

I am gay. I am lesbian. I am black.

I have AIDS. And I am new in town.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 01:57

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

Milo and POTUS posted:

This is very impressive once you learn the particulars

which particulars

# ? Mar 23, 2021 02:01

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

MikeCrotch posted:

Remember Julia Salazar

It was very funny when it came out that she was a trust fund kid.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 03:07

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

It was very funny when it came out that she was a trust fund kid.

eh, she�s still good. she was one of the first people to tell cuomo to resign

# ? Mar 23, 2021 05:35

DoubleDonut: Oct 22, 2010; Fallen Rib

the Wu-Tang clan were investigated under RICO

# ? Mar 23, 2021 05:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

El_Elegante posted:

which particulars

Frankie boy had a horse cock

# ? Mar 23, 2021 07:01

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

benitocereno posted:

# ? Mar 23, 2021 08:14

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Rand Paul almost got murdered by his neighbor.

Ron paul had a stroke on a livestream

# ? Mar 23, 2021 08:14

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Vim Fuego posted:

Ron paul had a stroke on a livestream

Many people experience personality changes after a stroke. Did he turn into a human being?

# ? Mar 23, 2021 08:19

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

the bluetooth contact tracing apps

# ? Mar 23, 2021 08:32

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

benitocereno posted:

dang

# ? Mar 23, 2021 09:48

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

Free Speech Zones.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 15:22

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

benitocereno posted:

Can't Bust The (AO)Crust!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 15:58

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Looked at the camera funny, fuckin owned lol

# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:37

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 43 minutes!

Trump saying Megyn Kelly was mean to him at a debate because she was on her period

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:38

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

that qanon dude who whacked a mob boss in NJ.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:40

Amp: Sep 10, 2010

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

that qanon dude who whacked a mob boss in NJ.

Head of the Gambino Crime Family

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:42

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

zegermans posted:

Trump saying Megyn Kelly was mean to him at a debate because she was on her period

bleeding out of her wherever

# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:58

F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

frankenfreak posted:

bleeding out of her wherever

I said no!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:00

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 43 minutes!

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

that qanon dude who whacked a mob boss in NJ.

Just amazing that no one thought of the idea that maybe some people aren't in on their mob rules and would just kill them for unrelated reasons

# ? Mar 23, 2021 18:24

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Head of the Gambino Crime Family

It was good because it allowed his child to get out of the family business and do what made him happy. Which was to sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

# ? Mar 23, 2021 21:12

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Inceltown posted:

It was good because it allowed his child to get out of the family business and do what made him happy. Which was to sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

eeyyyy congrats for followin' ya dreams!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 21:22

Fortaleza: Feb 21, 2008

The federal courthouse in LA having this statue of Abe Linclon

Abs Lincoln

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:33

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

Bae Lincoln

# ? Mar 24, 2021 02:50

Benagain: Oct 10, 2007; Can you see that I am serious?; Fun Shoe

We've got a hot Lincoln in Chicago called baberaham lincoln.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 03:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

that qanon dude who whacked a mob boss in NJ.

Nothing happening to said guy

# ? Mar 24, 2021 03:11

ClassActionFursuit: Mar 15, 2006

And some, I assume, are good people

# ? Mar 24, 2021 03:55

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Fortaleza posted:

The federal courthouse in LA having this statue of Abe Linclon

Abs Lincoln

�I�m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.�

# ? Mar 24, 2021 03:56

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Milo and POTUS posted:

Nothing happening to said guy

if hes mentally unfit to stand trial do they just put him in a facility that is the same thing as a jail? what does the gov do with that dude?

# ? Mar 24, 2021 04:40

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

Fortaleza posted:

The federal courthouse in LA having this statue of Abe Linclon

Abs Lincoln

thought this mfer was gavin newsom for a sec

# ? Mar 24, 2021 05:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?