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Artisinal eucalyptus is exactly the same as artisinal aloe vera, except panda bears eat one of them. eucalyptuz.com please don't steal, original idea
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 06:46 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 22:34 |
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Artisinal eucalyptus is exactly the same as artisinal aloe vera, except panda bears eat one of them. Pandas eat bamboo.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 06:52 |
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McGavin posted:Pandas eat bamboo. They might as well be the same thing. They both eat things that provide barely any nutritional value.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 06:56 |
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Koala, panda and sloth are all members of the crap bear family, which specialises in appearing cute from afar but are a loving biological cesspit.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 06:59 |
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This is my favourite diatribe about koalas. I think I got it from these forums, but have no idea who originally posted it.quote:Koalas are loving horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 07:09 |
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Now paste the copypasta response saying that they fill a niche and it's fine.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 07:17 |
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By popular demand posted:Koala, panda and sloth are all members of the crap bear family, which specialises in appearing cute from afar but are a loving biological cesspit. My friend and I joked about starting a panda diet company. It's both a diet and a subscription service. Every day you get 35lbs of leafy greens delivered, and you only get to eat those leaves. Some time around when you've finished those 35lbs, the next daily shipment will arrive. No exercise, because you're too busy eating enough leaves and pooping leaves to have time to do anything else. It's the perfect diet, you get to be lazy, and eat all day.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 07:19 |
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Also some fat European tourists come by to look at you through the window and chat about your mating habits with each other. I'm sure some folks pay top dollar for this kind of experience.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 07:37 |
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McGavin posted:Pandas eat bamboo. details will be handled in round 2
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 07:42 |
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https://i.imgur.com/Plhm0hZ.mp4
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 08:10 |
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loving claw machine keeps dropping my prize.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 08:14 |
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The Spider-Man musical claims more victims.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 09:17 |
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"yeah no drama just catching a ride down on a suspended load"
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 09:35 |
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I know this is an OSHA cheat, but Camarata is at it again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvAzfk2ST5Q Dead tree? Push it down with a telehandler. Not enough push from that? Ram the telehandler with a skid steer. Still not going down? Get right up close to the splintering tree with a chainsaw. I won't ruin the whole video, but he has something almost fall on him.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 09:36 |
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Memento posted:This is my favourite diatribe about koalas. I think I got it from these forums, but have no idea who originally posted it. Koalas eat rear end apparently. That can't be that bad?
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 11:49 |
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Something Awful 2021: eating rear end is not enough.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 11:54 |
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Kith posted:https://i.imgur.com/lImt22A.mp4 "Climb Mt. St. Helens"
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 12:34 |
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Evilreaver posted:
So you're supposed to use the included multi-use buttplug, eh?
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 12:39 |
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wesleywillis posted:Koalas eat rear end apparently. That can't be that bad? Eating rear end is fine, but they eat their mother's rear end, and I personally can't get behind that.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:00 |
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KoRMaK posted:lol thank you for this, I just finished it
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:02 |
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I'd like to confirm that Roadside Picnic is awesome.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:04 |
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Russian news agency RIA reports of a pretty air force accident at a military airfield near Kaluga involving a Tu-22M strategic bomber. Not a crash, which have happened in recent years. No, this sounds way worse, for some reason. The plane was parked at the airstrip ready for flight, when the crew ignited engines - and somehow, launched the ejection seats. Oh yes, did I mention the 22M ejection seats FIRE DOWNWARD FROM THE COCKPIT and require a 250 metre clearance?? All three crew members, including the regiment's commander, died.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:09 |
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How the gently caress do you design Yeet Seats to fire down?!?
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:11 |
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Maybe it's to avoid having the crew slam into it's own tailfin? They're not exactly small birds
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:20 |
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they probably also welded the ejection hatch closed like they did once before.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:21 |
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Correction, I remembered wrong: the older Tu-22 had downward firing seats. The old cockpit was really poorly designed, you could barely see outside and it was designed to accommodate supersonic flight, everything else was secondary. The engines were also behind and above the cockpit, so there's that... The modernized 22M replaced the cockpit with a new one and placed the turbines in the wings. Still an amazing gently caress up in pre-take off.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:22 |
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I started looking it up and found out about Through-Canopy Ejection Seats, which feels like the most OSHA ejection seat possible. "Through-Canopy Penetration is similar to Canopy Destruct, but a sharp spike on the top of the seat, known as the "shell tooth", strikes the underside of the canopy and shatters it."
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:24 |
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Keru posted:I started looking it up and found out about Through-Canopy Ejection Seats, which feels like the most OSHA ejection seat possible. high speed can-opener
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:29 |
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Keru posted:I started looking it up and found out about Through-Canopy Ejection Seats, which feels like the most OSHA ejection seat possible. So now I'm thinking "what if the part of the canopy that gets spiked has already been shot out, does the pilot just get crammed into the unbroken canopy?" It would be a one in a million shot, but this is the OSHA thread, those odds happen sometimes. Then I'm thinking, enemy fire makes smallish holes in canopies, it doesn't shatter them, but the shell tooth does, presumably on that 'spark plug ceramic breaks car glass' magic trick. So now I'm thinking, would it make sense to have bullets tipped with that ceramic, with the idea that any hit that hits the canopy anywhere explodes the whole thing? I can't imagine it would reduce the effectiveness of the bullet hitting other parts of a plane much. I've been playing too much War Thunder I guess, all fighter combat is missiles nowadays anyway
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:31 |
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To think, if only Goose had worn a Pickelhaube, he would've been alive today.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:31 |
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Evilreaver posted:So now I'm thinking "what if the part of the canopy that gets spiked has already been shot out, does the pilot just get crammed into the unbroken canopy?" It would be a one in a million shot, but this is the OSHA thread, those odds happen sometimes. If you're letting your enemy fire bullets at the body cabin you've hosed up. e: removed the unfounded part of my post as others have written up more accurate statements. I left the relevant portion of the old one. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Mar 23, 2021 |
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Evilreaver posted:Then I'm thinking, enemy fire makes smallish holes in canopies, it doesn't shatter them, but the shell tooth does, presumably on that 'spark plug ceramic breaks car glass' magic trick. So now I'm thinking, would it make sense to have bullets tipped with that ceramic, with the idea that any hit that hits the canopy anywhere explodes the whole thing? I can't imagine it would reduce the effectiveness of the bullet hitting other parts of a plane No modern fighters even carry machine guns, it's 20mm Gatlings and other cannons these days. I think those will do more than a smallish hole.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:37 |
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Kith posted:https://i.imgur.com/lImt22A.mp4 A Mysterious Act of God's Love
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:37 |
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Keru posted:To think, if only Goose had worn a Pickelhaube, he would've been alive today.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 13:38 |
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Memento posted:Eating rear end is fine, but they eat their mother's rear end, and I personally can't get behind that.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 15:07 |
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MikeCrotch posted:A Mysterious Act of God's Love I see what you did there
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 15:34 |
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Ever wondered what happens with those trucks busses overloaded with passengers if something goes wrong? https://i.imgur.com/dJWGLF4.mp4
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:15 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Ever wondered what happens with those trucks busses overloaded with passengers if something goes wrong? not really but thanks anyway now I'm thinking about the trains. Thanks again
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:51 |
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Evilreaver posted:
That spark plug ceramic trick only works on the side windows of the car, which are tempered in a specific way that makes them explode when the glass is compromised. Windshield glass in contrast is laminated so that it stays intact when damaged, since it would be bad to have your windshield explode into fragments when a stone nicks it on the highway. Aircraft canopies these days are not glass at all; they're blow-formed polycarbonate or acrylic, which are plastics that crack when damaged rather than breaking into shards. Anyway I think your idea that enemy fire only makes small holes in the canopy is mistaken. Yes that was possibly true in world war II when canopies were laminated glass and the fire was mostly .50 caliber or smaller bullets. Today anti-aircraft guns are minimally 20 mm cannons firing high explosive shells and they will wreck the poo poo out of any glass or plastic.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 17:13 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Ever wondered what happens with those trucks busses overloaded with passengers if something goes wrong? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRgfAPe5s3U
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