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Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Soviet Commubot posted:

The Front Range really is fairly narrow. If you go 30 mins east of the city limits of Denver, Colorado Springs or Pueblo it turns into Kansas really quick.

Map of European surnames that mean smith.



Strange choice for the Slavic languages, given that Kuznets means Smith and Kuznetsov is a very common last name.

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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Do you mean Russian because at least some of the other slavic languages are fairly accurate.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Threadkiller Dog posted:

Just checked and there are about 220 people with Smed as their last name in Sweden. Ive certainly never heard it spoken as a name in my life.

Its no Smith or Schmidth thats for sure!

In fact occupational last names are rare as hell come to think of it. Its more meadows and trees and flowers and valleys etc

Those are actually kind of "occupational", since people with only a patronymic would often take a new surname when they became a journeyman. Probably most of Lindqvist, Bergström, etc can be traced to such hantverkarnamn (craftman's name).

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Soviet Commubot posted:

The Front Range really is fairly narrow. If you go 30 mins east of the city limits of Denver, Colorado Springs or Pueblo it turns into Kansas really quick.

Map of European surnames that mean smith.



I think the Dutch one is about rights. There are other spellings of that name such as "de Smit" and I think also "de Smet", that one is more common in Flanders.

The funny thing is that the modern spelling of the name of the actual job is 'smid' with a d.

Barbelith
Oct 23, 2010

SMILE
Taco Defender

Carbon dioxide posted:

The funny thing is that the modern spelling of the name of the actual job is 'smid' with a d.

Same in German, the occupation is Schmied, but you have a variety of spellings for the surname, like Schmidt, Schmitt, Schmid or Schmitz. German orthography has only been standardized in the beginning of the 20th century, and old spellings of words often survive in family names or names of places.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Seppänen means a small smith or made out of smith.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I did not expect it to be ferrari.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Danish is the same as Swedish, Schmidt is way more common than Smed. And it's very likely to be a "let's translate to German to sound cosmopolitan" thing.

The Finnish written language was invented by a guy called Agricola, probably formerly known as Bonde it whatever the Swedish equivalent is.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

BonHair posted:

Danish is the same as Swedish, Schmidt is way more common than Smed. And it's very likely to be a "let's translate to German to sound cosmopolitan" thing.
Cosmopolitan 2 is of course Latinizing your family name, like Skagbo to Scavenius.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Seppänen means a small smith or made out of smith.
Love that new av!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

frankenfreak posted:

Love that new av!

Thanks I wanted to try something different.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Thanks I wanted to try something different.

Eastern Sweden is just your usual thing though?

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Jippa posted:

I did not expect it to be ferrari.
Farrier is a word in english. It's the hoof care and horseshoe guy. I think that specialisation comes into play for other languages that have multiple options as well, probably. E: like the kuznets mentioned, not the de smit, smet, smedt variations obviously.

Flipperwaldt fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Mar 21, 2021

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Flipperwaldt posted:

Farrier is a word in english. It's the hoof care and horseshoe guy. I think that specialisation comes into play for other languages that have multiple options as well, probably. E: like the kuznets mentioned, not the de smit, smet, smedt variations obviously.

Also remember that ferro- or whatever is Latin for iron.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Farrier is borrowed from old French, where the guy making horseshoes (and probably other basic metal items like nails and so on) was called a "ferrier".

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
Relatedly, Ferrero Rocher sort of translates to Smith's Rocks or Boulders, supposedly because the guy thought they looked like a particular rock formation. :hist101:

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Carbon dioxide posted:

Also remember that ferro- or whatever is Latin for iron.

Ferrum

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



In modern english it would be "ironist". Imagine that.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Ferro network?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Ferocious is just another word for ironic. No it's not

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

In modern english it would be "ironist". Imagine that.

It's ironic innit?

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis

Jippa posted:

I did not expect it to be ferrari.
I thought that "Ferrari" just meant "of Ferrara". Which could have the same etymology in a roundabout way.

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

According to wiki all the top 20 swedish surnames are patronymics so

I wish Sonny Bono had moved to Sweden so we could have "Sonny Sonnison II"

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Threadkiller Dog posted:

Just checked and there are about 220 people with Smed as their last name in Sweden. Ive certainly never heard it spoken as a name in my life.

Its no Smith or Schmidth thats for sure!

In fact occupational last names are rare as hell come to think of it. Its more meadows and trees and flowers and valleys etc

God, we know swedes are Elves, you don't need to keep rubbing it in.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Threadkiller Dog posted:

Just checked and there are about 220 people with Smed as their last name in Sweden. Ive certainly never heard it spoken as a name in my life.

Its no Smith or Schmidth thats for sure!

In fact occupational last names are rare as hell come to think of it. Its more meadows and trees and flowers and valleys etc

That's pretty odd, given that occupational last names are very common in German, Dutch and English (e.g. variations of Miller, Baker, Knight, Farmer, Goat-Herder, Falconer, Stitcher, Tailor, etc.).

Small anecdote: I went on a date once with a Swedish Finn. She told me her last name was pretty boring and translated as 'Mountain Stream' (Bergström) but due to the din in the café, I had misunderstood her and came away thinking her name translated as 'Mountain Scream', which sounded incredibly :black101: to me

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Bergström might well be a miller's name.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Occupational names are pretty rare in Scandinavia, compared to patronymics, place names, natural objects and military names.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


García is a patronymic and an adjective? What?

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

According to Wiktionary the etymology of García is unknown and it might be Basque.

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

As a last name it's patronymical, of a given name that's adjective.

Jasper Tin Neck posted:

Occupational names are pretty rare in Scandinavia, compared to patronymics, place names, natural objects and military names.

What is a military name if not just being occupational?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The intent of the 1828 legislation that shifted Denmark from patronymic bynames to inherited surnames was that we would use the "byname by which people were commonly known", such as a place of origin or characteristic, but the law was so badly written that it accidentally gave almost everyone fossilized patronymics.

Several attempts were made to clarify the law, but it was too little too late. In 1904, a new law gave people the opportunity to select a byname that they could document in their grandparents' generation, or from a list of made up surnames that were not in use. The 1961 law codified the long-standing practice of inherited middle names which have characteristics of both given names and surnames. The current law (2005) lets you pick a surname back to great great grandparents, as well as patronymics and matronymics (including from other cultures).

In 2016, we dipped below 50% of Danes having a -sen surname for the first time, down from about 75–90% in 1900 (urban vs. rural).

Jensen used to be the most common surname, but it was surpassed by Nielsen in 2015 after many years of people changing away from it or not passing it on to their children. Nielsen and the other top -sen names have also been in steady decline for decades. The second graph here has an interesting dip among people aged ~25–35. Many of my friends have used marriage as an excuse to drop the boring -sen name, often using a combination of their middle names as their new surnames:
http://www.dst.dk/Site/Dst/Udgivelser/nyt/GetPdf.aspx?cid=20875

Jehde posted:

What is a military name if not just being occupational?

Swedish military names are like "Snabb" (fast), "Modig" (brave) etc. Danish ones were usually your village and weren't used after your military service.

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Mar 23, 2021

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Patronyms are widespread in Germany too, but it's mostly in northern Germany and the Rhineland that the names still carry a genitive -s or a Scandinavian-style -sen, the latter with a strong focus again on the formerly Danish parts of Schleswig-Holstein (probably for the reasons Carthag Tuek mentioned)

Here's a distribution map for the "Hansen" surname in Germany where you can still see the old border between Schleswig and Holstein pretty clearly (that's also the case for many other names like Petersen or Clausen), and here is a Jansen map with a strong concentration along the Rhine, spilling over from the Netherlands

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Jehde posted:

What is a military name if not just being occupational?
Military names fall into a few categories, but they weren't usually strictly occupational in the sense that you are unlikely to meet anyone named Sven Soldier or Lars Pikeman.

Obviously the military couldn't command hundreds of dudes all called Olafsson or Andersson, so they were assigned a name that way that were often either adjective like Stadigh, Sträng, Rask or Snabb (Stalwart, Strict, two ways to say Quick) or nouns like Ståhl, Hjälm, Sköld (Steel, Helmet, Shield).

If the commander didn't like you, you might be stuck with Fyllhund or Näsvis (Drunkass, Smartass) though. Usually those guys went with a patronymic after their service.

Jasper Tin Neck fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Mar 23, 2021

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



System Metternich posted:

Patronyms are widespread in Germany too, but it's mostly in northern Germany and the Rhineland that the names still carry a genitive -s or a Scandinavian-style -sen, the latter with a strong focus again on the formerly Danish parts of Schleswig-Holstein (probably for the reasons Carthag Tuek mentioned)

Here's a distribution map for the "Hansen" surname in Germany where you can still see the old border between Schleswig and Holstein pretty clearly (that's also the case for many other names like Petersen or Clausen), and here is a Jansen map with a strong concentration along the Rhine, spilling over from the Netherlands

The switch from patronymics to surnames was done in the duchies already in 1771. It was probably a kind of pilot project, but it didn't go further a the time because the man behind it was Struensee & he was overthrown the following year.

It did work slightly better there than in the kingdom proper (in contrast to Germany, the former duchies are the part of Denmark with the fewest patronym-derived surnames).

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Jasper Tin Neck posted:

If the commander didn't like you, you might be stuck with Fyllhund or Näsvis (Drunkass, Smartass) though. Usually those guys went with a patronymic after their service.

Family names that go back to bad names amuse me the most, here we have names like Quaghebuer (Bad Neighbour), Onraedt (Fishy), Buyle (Hunchback or Bump), Lam (Lame), Onghena (Pitiless), Cnudde (Tree Stump), and so on.

In re: military last names, another reason there may not be an awful lot of names that refer to fighting is because most fighting men died before they had kids?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
There's a bunch of insulting surnames that survived the Habsburg Military Frontier. Habsburg attempts to humiliate people who weren't asskissy enough... kinda backfired.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Calling people a hapsburg should be fighting words for most people

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011




Milo and POTUS posted:

Calling people a hapsburg should be fighting words for most people

It should be, but there's still pretenders with weird pretensions to reclaiming some of the old family possessions.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Monthly reminder that the current heir to the Habsburg claims (Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard von Habsburg-Lothringen) is a race car driver with 0 wins.

Being scion of an abdicated house seems awesome. I’d take his life any day over having to actually be crown prince of somewhere.

E: also imagine if somewhere voted to re-enthroned them and he chose to reign as Keith I

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Mar 24, 2021

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