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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Same thing as mechatronics, it's both a crab based industrial systems corporation AND a discipline, just centred on organi-optical computing instead of electronic & mechanical control.

Sounds like you’re ready to seek out some venture capital!

While we’re on the subject, would a crab based industrial system create things similar to this: https://www.zmescience.com/science/poznan-mussel-water-plants-892524/

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Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006
Krb

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Sounds like you’re ready to seek out some venture capital!

While we’re on the subject, would a crab based industrial system create things similar to this: https://www.zmescience.com/science/poznan-mussel-water-plants-892524/
The automation rooted in the intensification of crabital would probably involve things like the crabs aggressively approaching the source of pollution and potentially snopping it to death, or in the event of a hard-to-snop target (not uncommon, though naturally not frequent) signalling human slaves to address the difficulty.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/StormYorha/status/1371166273091035137

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Nessus posted:

The automation rooted in the intensification of crabital would probably involve things like the crabs aggressively approaching the source of pollution and potentially snopping it to death, or in the event of a hard-to-snop target (not uncommon, though naturally not frequent) signalling human slaves to address the difficulty.

it absolutely would include anti-fouling systems where crabs just rip that poo poo right out the pipe no problem

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

The first 'trading cards' were actually freebies thrown in with products, the idea being that if you had cool pictures then people would want your stuff more.

Pictures like hybrid fruit mutants ('frutants')


TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
i like crabs. anyone thats gonna eat them tho? nope, scumbag city right about there.

yes! crabs!

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/getaQoYBD28

wormbs

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



People can have little a crab, as a treat

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

the enmity between cramn and worb is legendary



Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


TheSpamalope posted:

i like crabs. anyone thats gonna eat them tho? nope, scumbag city right about there.

yes! crabs!

Listen here buddy a crab would eat you if given the chance.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



https://twitter.com/stormyorha/status/1371170533853790212

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

yorha gets it

Edit:
https://twitter.com/dlfineo/status/1372761050639077384

Mak0rz fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Mar 19, 2021

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

kindly :nws: that poo poo my dude

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Knee Deep in the Creb

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
SNIP AND SNOP UNTIL IT IS DONE

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lliam
Oct 22, 2008

by Hand Knit

(and can't post for 8 years!)

SuddenCactus posted:

SNIP AND SNOP UNTIL IT IS DONE

We will carcinizize like it's the Ordovician baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk8Nt-w2ies

Woman buys crab with Stimulus

Lliam fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Mar 21, 2021

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/VzAXQxs.gifv

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


gently caress yeah

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

There is always a bigger crab

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




CAN'T STOP THE SNOP

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Jesus Christ nws that poo poo man

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Well we finally have a crab version of the old “don’t give up” poster:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
What that video doesn't tell us is that the seal and the crab are in a loving monogamous relationship, wherein the crab draws out the octopus for the seal to eat and the seal in turn provides comfort, housing and love for the crab

Nature is beautiful

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Researcher Says Giant Crabs Keep Stealing and Destroying Her Cameras

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

:yeeclaw:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


quote:

“The tripod that it was mounted to was knocked over, we saw claw marks on the tripod where the thermal camera was attached to the cord that ran from the thermal camera to the battery — [it] was mangled or claw marks on the battery,” Dorrestein tells ABC News. “So basically, a big robber crab ripped the thermal camera off the spotting scope and mangled the cables so it came loose and just dragged it into the forest.”

Despite searching for hours and finding plenty of Robber Crabs hanging around, Dorrestein and her friends haven’t been able to retrieve the camera.

lol that poo poo is parted out and gone lady, guaranteed it was taken to a snop shop within 15 minutes

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


Ohhhh, dang finally Part I is found, now we can actually understand Part II!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIjzojSpx3w&t=17s

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Is there a Heaven's Gate cult, but for crabs?

Like, a group of religious fanatics awaiting the eventual Great Carcinization in which we ascend from our human forms and become crab?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Lady is lucky because this is just a warning shot

one night, when she's peacefully sleeping, she will be awoken by the soft sounds of a "snip snop". She will roll over and the crab mafia will be in a chair on the far side of her room. They warned her to stay out of their territory, but now it's far too late.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mak0rz posted:

Is there a Heaven's Gate cult, but for crabs?

Like, a group of religious fanatics awaiting the eventual Great Carcinization in which we ascend from our human forms and become crab?

yeah it's this thread

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yeah it's this thread

Hell yeah :yeeclaw:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Join the pile

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


You may have no other gods before me, but please make lots of graven images of how awesome the crab god looks.

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Feb 28, 1985



Behold.. he has arrived

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