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MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

zoux posted:

How else are you gonna hold all of these limes

Just lol if you ain�t buying the bag of limes.

Who buys 3 limes??

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Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

Kheldarn posted:

No Manic Missle? Tashas Uncontrollable Hideous Daughter? Tensers Floating Dick?!

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:03

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Phy posted:

This is some real poo poo and I hate it

Not so bad if I'm buying like green onions or celery that regularly gets a spray from the overhead mist nozzles, cause I can just grab the thing and then my fingers can open the bag, but if it's drier veg like potatoes or onions I get to fiddlefuck around for a couple of minutes cursing my idiot mammal physiology for not taking into account that I live in a dry-rear end province

Come to think of it why the gently caress am I still using the plastic bags? The shopping baskets are sanitized now, and even if the belt is gunky I'm gonna be washing the veggies before I eat them

Just rub the bag between the palms of your hands for extra friction. Opens right up.

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:15

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

What I take from those is that the entire student loan industry is being run by the military as a pipeline

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:27

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Data Graham posted:

What I take from those is that the entire student loan industry is being run by the military as a pipeline

the pillars of the republican party (destroying social safety nets, saddling everyone with crushing debt, turning all public goods into private for-profit entities, banning abortion and sex ed) are what they are to ensure a continuous supply of poor people to feed into the military and other destructive low-wage jobs that are required to maintain the conservative lifestyle.

so yes, perhaps not directly, but certainly structurally

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Nfcknblvbl: Jul 15, 2002

It's almost as if the armed forces take advantage of our most vulnerable.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:46

azurite: Jul 25, 2010; Strange, isn't it?!

MarcusSA posted:

Oh, god! I didn't realize people did this! :barf:

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:51

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

The best way to open those bags is just to blow on them but that is even more VERBOTEN rn

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:53

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

One of the main arguments that some people have against zero-tuition state colleges is that it would absolutely throttle enrollment in the armed forces. They view this as a negative outcome.

e: the bags aren't hard, just rub your fingers at one corner for a few seconds and then flap it out like a trash bag.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 19:53

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

SpacePig posted:

One of the main arguments that some people have against zero-tuition state colleges is that it would absolutely throttle enrollment in the armed forces. They view this as a negative outcome.

e: the bags aren't hard, just rub your fingers at one corner for a few seconds and then flap it out like a trash bag.

This only works well if you have sweaty fingers

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

mobby_6kl posted:

This only works well if you have sweaty fingers

you can also strech the corner

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:03

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

You can avoid the issue of dry fingers or licking them if you just pull the bags off with your mouth. Get rid of the middleman

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:05

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

just eat your potatoes in the aisle and you wont even need a bag

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:06

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

mobby_6kl posted:

This only works well if you have sweaty fingers

Well okay, I didn't know there were people who didn't have sweaty fingers, I guess. I apologize.

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DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

wizzardstaff posted:

lmao whoever made this ham-fistedly painted the "girl scout" pink because they thought whatever color it was before wasn't "girl" enough. imagine having a masculinity so fragile that it's threatened by a girl's space suit not being pink.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:08

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

DontMockMySmock posted:

lmao whoever made this ham-fistedly painted the "girl scout" pink because they thought whatever color it was before wasn't "girl" enough. imagine having a masculinity so fragile that it's threatened by a girl's space suit not being pink.

Would you say it's sus?

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:10

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

wizzardstaff posted:

Please enjoy (or not) some military recruiter memes.

The broken spine and PTSD are certainly worth the price, just ignore all of the dead children and their haphazard body parts.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:14

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Paladinus posted:

Would you say it's sus?

https://youtu.be/jF65e1EJHis?t=376s

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:14

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

So that Among Us one is also gonna read as sus to players of the game, because doesn't that floating-in-space scene mean that they weren't the hidden monster, which is still, in fact, among them and trying to kill everyone? (It's green.)

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:30

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Elfface posted:

So that Among Us one is also gonna read as sus to players of the game, because doesn't that floating-in-space scene mean that they weren't the hidden monster, which is still, in fact, among them and trying to kill everyone? (It's green.)

They may or may not be an impostor. In the game you can choose if it should show you whether the ejected player was an impostor or not. So it either just says 'Player was ejected', or 'Player was an impostor, 1 impostor remains' or something like that.

Lime, although clearly the bad guy in real life, is not an impostor in the game, because the screenshot is from their POV, and their name is not red.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:40

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MarcusSA posted:

Huge opportunity missed by not using a Dove bar.

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:54

Hardcordion: Feb 5, 2008; BARK BARK BARK

wizzardstaff posted:

Please enjoy (or not) some military recruiter memes.

I hope these were made unironically and the military actually paid some guy to come up with pro-recrutment countermemes to fire back at the zoomers who dunk on them.

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Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Hardcordion posted:

I hope these were made unironically and the military actually paid some guy to come up with pro-recrutment countermemes to fire back at the zoomers who dunk on them.

this was how I read them yeah

# ? Mar 23, 2021 20:59

wizzardstaff: Apr 6, 2018; Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Hardcordion posted:

I hope these were made unironically and the military actually paid some guy to come up with pro-recrutment countermemes to fire back at the zoomers who dunk on them.

Pretty sure that's correct, yeah. Here's where I saw them posted.

https://twitter.com/addaduuuu/status/1374157892715167758

Plenty of IOSM in the comments if you want to mine it for content in another thread, but :effort:

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Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

the greatest sin is spelling wimp with an h

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OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

cool whimp

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

cool hwimp

# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:36

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Do they actually still say the "travel the world" bit? Like surely everyone knows by now that you're just going to go from your podunk hometown to a boot camp you aren't allowed to leave to a base in the middle of the desert

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

No way, you�re gonna spend four years sipping espressos with mademoiselles in charming French villages

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:38

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

wizzardstaff posted:

Please enjoy (or not) some military recruiter memes.

Im suprised no one replied with this yet

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Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

that was a few pages back iirc, and prompted the post in the first place

# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:47

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Mar 24, 2021 01:45

Firstborn: Oct 14, 2012; i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

The army is trash
source: army veteran

# ? Mar 24, 2021 02:36

Douche Wolf 89: Dec 9, 2010; 🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Agents are GO! posted:

No Manic Missle? Tashas Uncontrollable Hideous Daughter? Tensers Floating Dick?!

Pisswall, Milf's Poison Arrow, Magic Car.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 02:52

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Agents are GO! posted:

No Manic Missle? Tashas Uncontrollable Hideous Daughter? Tensers Floating Dick?!

FFT posted:

You might think Tenser's Floating Dick could be a big problem, but have you considered

Tenser's Floating Fisk

# ? Mar 24, 2021 02:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hardcordion posted:

I hope these were made unironically and the military actually paid some guy to come up with pro-recrutment countermemes to fire back at the zoomers who dunk on them.

Behold the finest dod meme
https://twitter.com/jamiewithorne/status/1374440640713347078?s=19

# ? Mar 24, 2021 03:26