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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

sweet thursday posted:

Waiting the better part of a week for Rusty to come up with this:
"Hardon, said in a statement that his law firm has 'strong evidence' showing that one of the lawsuits alleging sexual assault is false and that it 'calls into question the legitimacy of the other cases as well.'"

So one may be false, which itself is probably a lie, so that means the 15 others filed as of now must also be smear campaigns. Also they were consensual. Also they didn't happen, but yes they happened.

I hope Watson is paying a lot of money for this

Hardon also said they don't know who the accusers are. How they have proof the one is lying without knowing her is.... interesting

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

sweet thursday posted:

Waiting the better part of a week for Rusty to come up with this:
"Hardon, said in a statement that his law firm has 'strong evidence' showing that one of the lawsuits alleging sexual assault is false and that it 'calls into question the legitimacy of the other cases as well.'"

So one may be false, which itself is probably a lie, so that means the 15 others filed as of now must also be smear campaigns. Also they were consensual. Also they didn't happen, but yes they happened.

I hope Watson is paying a lot of money for this

He’s probably paying $600-800/hr.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
This guy is supposedly really good but maybe he went full Rudy

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

CharlestheHammer posted:

This guy is supposedly really good but maybe he went full Rudy

He's the best criminal defense lawyer Houston has to offer

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Intruder posted:

e: this is 100% going to turn into a bunch of shitheads saying the old "Everyone knows a guy who had sex with someone in college and then she regretted it so she ruined his life" or some poo poo

Hordes of women, scheming to put themselves in sexual situations, just so they can lie about being assaulted and have their entire life destroyed by vindictive, limp dicked boomers and incels.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
are you guys spelling hardin's name wrong on purpose

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Intruder posted:

are you guys spelling hardin's name wrong on purpose

honestly I’m surprised that he’s still doing law in Houston after being traded to the Brooklyn Nets

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I was just wondering if the particular way it's being misspelled was on purpose and part of the joke :shobon:

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

CharlestheHammer posted:

This guy is supposedly really good but maybe he went full Rudy

No matter how good you are there’s only so much you can do when your client was using Instagram as a rape subscription service.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Lawsuits #15 and #16 have been filed.

https://www.scribd.com/document/500011181/Deshaun-Watson-Lawsuit-15

quote:

Watson had pre-ejaculation leaking out of his penis, which got onto Plaintiff's hand. Plaintiff felt like she wanted to vomit.

quote:

Plaintiff felt violated and disgusted and felt as though she was trapped in some weird nightmare.

quote:

For weeks afterwards, Watson repeatedly contacted Plaintiff asking if he could book her again.

https://www.scribd.com/document/500016176/Deshaun-Watson-Lawsuit-16

quote:

Watson only paid Plaintiff a third of what she was owed.

quote:

Plaintiff believes Watson is in the sex trade.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Qshaun Watson

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I don't know exactly when it will happen, but get excited for the eventual faux contrite "I have a sex addiction and I'm getting help" presser.

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


Daaaamn, sex trafficking?

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

SKULL.GIF posted:

quote:

Plaintiff believes Watson is in the sex trade.

gotta have something more than “client believes” on this one, idk why you’d even include that other than to grab headlines

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Think "the sex trade" part is going to end up being "uses social media to find escorts"

Could be wrong of course

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Thanks Deshaun Watson, for making me want to never think about football again. Christ it just keeps getting worse.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Yeah so after "yeah I contacted them on instagram but" comes "it was consensual" next will be something like "I am sorry they/I misinterpreted some things" and probably as mentioned sex addiction

The sad part is having seen this enough that it now qualifies as predictable

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I love how Dabo essentially said “I hope it’s not true” but never really said it couldn’t be.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

really queer Christmas posted:

Still some vile poo poo in there, but yes it does seem like most people are against him or at the very least have serious doubts. It's a really good thing more women came forward. If this was just one woman this likely gets buried with nothing else to it.

bigguy says:
March 23, 2021 at 6:58 am
What is truly amazing is that this man has been with 24 women at the least and that they all have the same story. Either this is a very big scam or Deshaun is in serious trouble


bigguy almost gets it!

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

fast cars loose anus posted:

Yeah so after "yeah I contacted them on instagram but" comes "it was consensual" next will be something like "I am sorry they/I misinterpreted some things"

ah, the Bryant gambit

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


indigi posted:

ah, the Bryant gambit

Please don't ruin Saint Kobe's Hagiography.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I love how Dabo essentially said “I hope it’s not true” but never really said it couldn’t be.

That’s about the best answer you can give in his situation. Anything else and he’s either calling the women liars or calling Watson a rapist before he’s even gotten to court.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I love how Dabo essentially said “I hope it’s not true” but never really said it couldn’t be.

I will go off about Dabo on a hair trigger, but this was correct of him

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

GD_American posted:

I will go off about Dabo on a hair trigger, but this was correct of him

You know a part of him is going “oh Christ was he doing this while on my team?”

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

You know a part of him is going “oh Christ are they going to find out he was doing this while on my team?”

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

You know a part of him is going “oh Christ are they going to find out I knew he was doing this while on my team?”

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


I will never understand this reverence for college football coaches.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

half cocaine posted:

I will never understand this reverence for college football coaches.

From the fans or players? The fans like to win and will overlook anything especially for as something as tribal as a college team where they likely have a direct personal connection more emotional than with a pro team. For the player in many cases football coaches have acted as surrogate parents for them since at least high school.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

half cocaine posted:

I will never understand this reverence for college football coaches.

Well for one thing because of the player churn if you have a successful program over a long period of time like, say, Alabama, the coach is the only real face of the program

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


I still think of Nick Saban as one of the most sorry loving rear end NFL coaches.

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


And then on the other side of this rainbow we have Joe Paterno.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

half cocaine posted:

I still think of Nick Saban as one of the most sorry loving rear end NFL coaches.
Classic case of a college coach who couldn't take the heat in the NFL

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Nick Jr. Face posted:

Classic case of a college coach who couldn't take the heat in the NFL

How much worse is Urban going to be though?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Best case? Urban survives one season without having a heart attack and then bolts back to college.

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

half cocaine posted:

Daaaamn, sex trafficking?

Paying for a flight and then turning a massage into sexual assault seems like it fits the bill.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

half cocaine posted:

I still think of Nick Saban as one of the most sorry loving rear end NFL coaches.
Yet unfortunately the existence of Bobby Petrino means he isn't the most pathetic college-NFL crossover.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

half cocaine posted:

I will never understand this reverence for college football coaches.

yeah, also college football in general

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Hardon also said they don't know who the accusers are. How they have proof the one is lying without knowing her is.... interesting

Hardins such a poo poo lawyer and its not hard to figure out who the accusers are when they loving set an appointment and billing at a specific date/time.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

How much worse is Urban going to be though?

Bad, but not worse.

Although his personnel decisions certainly point to a hilarious bonfire.

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Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing
Rusty ”Trombone” Hardon.

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