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Oh, Yorick's nice enough. Small turnips, though. Noticeably small.
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Mar 19, 2021 01:14
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- Adbot
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May 23, 2024 17:24
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- Trying
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We burned her as a witch but I think she was just faking for attention
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Mar 19, 2021 01:21
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Your mother's girth is so vast, when she joined the Beguines, they did rename the Order as the Baleens.
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Mar 19, 2021 05:05
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- Ventral EggSac
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Hey signed you up for the Children's Crusade since you're acting like such a loving baby
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Mar 19, 2021 14:45
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- google THIS
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I would have to bleed you for days to balance your sense of humour
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Mar 19, 2021 15:53
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- Finger Prince
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Ghengis Khan? More like Ghengis Can't.
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Mar 19, 2021 15:58
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- google THIS
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You're so dumb you probably think the sun is the center of the universe
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Mar 19, 2021 15:59
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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You call that music?
Sounds like you were playing with your butt.
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Mar 19, 2021 18:29
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- Rocket Baby Dolls
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Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!
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13th century? Have away with you, you fustilarian!
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Mar 21, 2021 01:26
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- Ventral EggSac
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I shall not read all that you have inscribed here
But lo, I rejoice for you
Or I weep at your misfortune
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Mar 21, 2021 05:13
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- google THIS
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Thou art so stupid thou probably think'st that bathing regularly can stave off the plague
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Mar 21, 2021 16:14
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- alnilam
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Thou art so stupid thou probably think'st that bathing regularly can stave off the plague
Here be thy Sign *hands you a wood carved hanging sign of a donkey*
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Mar 21, 2021 17:00
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- alnilam
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If one wall of thy hovel should crumble and fall, and sayst thou "Behold! A new window have I," thou might be a Peasant
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Mar 21, 2021 17:19
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- alnilam
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If thou should covet thy neighbors ox still more than thou wouldst his wife, thou might be a Peasant
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Mar 21, 2021 17:21
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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May your plow chip and shatter!
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Mar 21, 2021 18:22
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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gently caress thee
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Mar 21, 2021 18:33
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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HAIL FELLOW
TIS A FINE CAP
FOR A JESTER TO WEAR
TO THE HIPPODROME
THOU FOOL
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Mar 22, 2021 16:56
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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he's a peck short of a bushel, if thou catcheth my drift
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Mar 22, 2021 17:00
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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This pottage tastes like I'm eating it for the third time!
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Mar 22, 2021 18:13
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- Ventral EggSac
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Wake up your jester
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Mar 22, 2021 19:34
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- xcheopis
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*grumble* why couldn't Dante have been exiled a few years earlier?
Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean
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Mar 22, 2021 21:18
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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forsooth! you smell like rear end, dude
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Mar 24, 2021 19:44
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- Finger Prince
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Edmvnd fuckf
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Mar 24, 2021 23:35
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- Ventral EggSac
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Þot
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Mar 25, 2021 00:58
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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prithee, dost thou detect that odor? tis updog, I am sure
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Mar 25, 2021 04:38
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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prithee, dost thou detect that odor? tis updog, I am sure
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Mar 25, 2021 04:55
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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a one that is not room temperature is scarcely a one at all
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Mar 25, 2021 04:58
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- Adbot
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May 23, 2024 17:24
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- Prof. Crocodile
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'Tis fine sonnet, sir... for me to defecate upon!
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Mar 25, 2021 13:26
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