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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

A big flaming stink posted:

https://twitter.com/johnestevens/status/1375068894080163843?s=19

can't help but feel there's some rather relevant context bring glossed over here :thunk:

Hey we're buying all these new Tridents, we could offer a bit of Project Chariot help to widen the canal with the old ones.

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Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Breaking: shipowner declines British help, Boris Johnson calls him "paedo guy"

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

peanut- posted:

Help me with the milk thing. Why would he need to carry milk when walking round London?

I just remembered that he suffers from genuine mental health issues and feel bad now, he’s hated by the BAD Tories and JRM seriously put the boot in after Bercow left so I hope this is a drunken bet rather than anything else.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

peanut- posted:

Help me with the milk thing. Why would he need to carry milk when walking round London?

he's carrying milk ergo he's on a valid journey (coming from somewhere where he has milk). it's a very unique anti-authoritarian strategy.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Yeh but you are allowed to walk about outside all you like now so this is just odd.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

learnincurve posted:

Yeh but you are allowed to walk about outside all you like now so this is just odd.

i think the intent is to highlight the absurdity of the regulations rather than to adhere to the letter of them, tbh. i dunno i disagree with it but i can see what he's getting at.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
But the stay at home rules end on Monday? Is he planning on declaring victory then?

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014





Amazon Fresh is £1.80 for Lurpak too:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B004W81EPG/ref=afx_dp_ingress?ie=UTF8&almBrandId=QW1hem9uIEZyZXNo&fpw=alm

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

Failed Imagineer posted:

This is a strong reason I don't want to move to the Basel vicinity for work - I couldn't hack the cultural arrogance of Germans, Italians, French, and Swiss (the Big Four of oval office countries) all banging on about how their version of a ham and cheese sandwich is superior to all others.

I know right? All these southerners don't even appreciate the one true cuisine, Finnish cuisine

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I heard in the south they don't even run their licorice through the Solvay process.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
I don't know if this applies Wales or Scotland.

https://twitter.com/Shelter/status/1370333042326265856?s=20

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I went to a wedding in Finland once and it had by far the best food of any wedding I've been to so Finnish cuisine is all good as far as I'm concerned.

Also the father of the bride speech involved downing about 8 shots of snaps and there was a wedding sauna. Great country.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I once went drinking with a Finn. When I say it out loud, it's so clearly an immediately bad idea, I'm shocked I did it.

It went as you'd expect. I'm convinced their gullet just goes straight to the liver with nothing inbetween.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



For the sake of clarity, evictions in Scotland are suspended until 30th September. But this is just in areas which are level 3 or 4 (which currently is the entire country but who knows when that loosens)

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

Mebh posted:

How on earth does one get over a crippling fear of driving and learn to drive anyway? I hate cars. I had about plucked up the courage pre covid but gently caress getting in a strangers car now. Or ever.

The guy who taught me to drive also specialised in teaching neurodiverse student drivers. His work doing that made him really good at being able to reassure and calm drivers who are nervous or have fears associated with driving. You could look into something like that perhaps? My tutor did his special stuff and was also an RAC instructor which was how I found him. Even though I was one of his regular RAC students he used whatever training wizadry it is he's picked up across both schools, which is probably why he had such a high pass rate.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Why not just go for the Aldi version, 'Not-Lurpak'?

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

On handy books, nth-ing Shock Doctrine.

The Deficit Myth is an excellent summary of why MONEY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, with the added bonus that the way money does work is still compatible with capitalism, so if someone might scared off by ~~socialism~~ then it's a nice gentle introduction to the fact that all politicians have been lying about something fundamental (or they're stupid) in order to make people's lives worse for no reason.

Then you hit them with the reasons why capitalism is bad actually.

Such as Bullshit Jobs, which I just finished, which is kind of a side tangent but contains good examples of why capitalism is bad.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Is this some sort of dating network? Milkr?

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Is this some sort of dating network? Milkr?

Wankr by the sounds of it

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Do you indicate what you're into by what type of milk you carry?

Imagine meeting someone carrying six pints of gold top, they're into anything.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

OwlFancier posted:

Is this some sort of dating network? Milkr?

https://twitter.com/BaneNook/status/1374938909566763009?s=20

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

I once went drinking with a Finn. When I say it out loud, it's so clearly an immediately bad idea, I'm shocked I did it.

It went as you'd expect. I'm convinced their gullet just goes straight to the liver with nothing inbetween.

I'm a pretty light drinker, I only need half a liter of vodka to get to that tipsy state where I have a lot of ideas and not much in the way of inhibitions. After a liter I start getting wobbly and having trouble staying on my feet. After that it's just beers for me, I don't need to always get super drunk.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

jaete posted:

I know right? All these southerners don't even appreciate the one true cuisine, Finnish cuisine

Hard to beat kalakukko and mämmi tbh

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

His Divine Shadow posted:

Hard to beat kalakukko and mämmi tbh

Because they're soggy disgusting piles of garbage to begin with? I have to admit, you'd have to beat either for a very long time to see any meaningful change.

Kesäkeitto takes the award for "most disgusting mistake on a plate" for sure though.

Now mustamakkara, that's good food. Maybe not super healthy for you though.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
I was being ironic, except... I actually like mämmi. It gives me farts like hell, but it's good with cream.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Leipäjuusto is also a drat fine cheese.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

A Finnish colleague was telling me about all the different types of fish eggs she was serving up to her children for Christmas lunch. Can't help thinking those kids are going to have her in a home at the first possible opportunity in a few years.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
Soon be 36 hours in on my first dose of az and beyond a sore arm and a slight bit of fever overnight things seem grand


HopperUK posted:

Mind if I save the pic with the daisies? I might wanna do a painting of it sometime. I love daisies.

From awhile back as I'm catching up but yes please feel free on the provision that if you are happy with the results you show it here :)


knox_harrington posted:

A Finnish colleague was telling me about all the different types of fish eggs she was serving up to her children for Christmas lunch. Can't help thinking those kids are going to have her in a home at the first possible opportunity in a few years.

Some fish eggs taste great though, especially if they are disguised in some sushi rolls

gently caress me I miss sushi and chinese buffet something fierce

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

What is with politicians having terrifying smiles?


CoolCab posted:

he's carrying milk ergo he's on a valid journey (coming from somewhere where he has milk). it's a very unique anti-authoritarian strategy.
"Ah, how can you prove that I'm not on my way back from the shops eh?"

"...because you announced to several papers and most of twitter that you intended to go for a walk and take the milk as cover."

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Bobby Deluxe posted:

What is with politicians having terrifying smiles?



politics is the entertainment industry for people too ugly for movies.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
psychopaths have trouble forming genuine facial expressions

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

His Divine Shadow posted:

I was being ironic, except... I actually like mämmi. It gives me farts like hell, but it's good with cream.

Best served with milk, for a dish the kids are calling "mämmi milkers"

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Who ate all the loving Toblerone fudge

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

kingturnip posted:

Isn't Charles Walker the guy who was opposed to the legislation to ban up-skirting?

Nah that's Chope.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



HEY! He doesn't get to use that word, that's our word.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Meltability chum :clegg:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

knox_harrington posted:

A Finnish colleague was telling me about all the different types of fish eggs she was serving up to her children for Christmas lunch. Can't help thinking those kids are going to have her in a home at the first possible opportunity in a few years.

An Italian couple invited me to Christmas Dinner when I was abroad once so I went. I don't know why I was expecting roast chicken and piles of tasty roasties but what I was confronted with fish, more fish, and even more fish. Apparently Italians think 7 kinds of fish are appropriate for Xmas dinner. I'm not a fan of fish so it was a real trial, let alone 99% of the conversation was in Italian or Arabic and was really stretching my brain!

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I dunno if it's been mentioned in here but after 1st April landlords need to have an electrical safety check done of existing rental properties. So if you rent and nobodies been in touch I guess you might want to look in to it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Apparently Italians think 7 kinds of fish are appropriate for Xmas dinner.
Britain will too by December.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would be very happy with more fish in my diet, I like fish.

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