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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

I meant from the mob

The mob can't just publicly execute him he isn't the President.

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moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

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Grammarchist: Jan 28, 2013

Stephen Miller jumped in the last 50 meters of a 400-meter race to prove himself superior to female runners. Somehow that's what I allow myself to remember about him.

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Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Grammarchist posted:

Stephen Miller jumped in the last 50 meters of a 400-meter race to prove himself superior to female runners. Somehow that's what I allow myself to remember about him.

I hadn't heard this so looked it up. It's even funnier than that. It really looks like he lied about doing that

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2. Wait, did this actually happen?

�Certainly not under our watch,� says Tania Fischer, Santa Monica High head track coach who was an assistant coach in 2003. The White House confirmed the tale, presumably through Miller, but no one at the school�s athletic department saw it or remembers it, no one at the state�s athletic federation received complaints or heard of this happening at a sanctioned meet, and no classmates we spoke to witnessed it. They only heard Miller�s account. Still, says Silverman, �I had no doubts he would do something like that. It was definitely on brand for him.�

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Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

If you can dodge a draft you can dodge a shoe

# ? Mar 24, 2021 22:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Absolutely amazing the man posssessed such reflexes at his age yet couldn't ride a bike

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TeenageArchipelago: Jul 23, 2013

moist turtleneck posted:

lmao what's going on with the top of his head in the middle pic? did he paint his scalp under the bit of hair he does have?

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

he went on television with Ron Popeil spray hair on his head yeah. it was immediately obvious

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jisforjosh: Jun 6, 2006; "It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

moist turtleneck posted:

Stephen Miller is less than 2 years older than me lmao, hate really does age

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theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

TeenageArchipelago posted:

lmao what's going on with the top of his head in the middle pic? did he paint his scalp under the bit of hair he does have?

it's really common in tv makeup, you have a little puffer bottle filled with colored powder and just light up any of the thin spots you want

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Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

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Zurtilik: Oct 23, 2015; The Biggest Brain in Guardia

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MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

jisforjosh posted:

Stephen Miller is less than 2 years older than me lmao, hate really does age

Nigel Farage is younger than Brad Pitt

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

MikeCrotch posted:

Nigel Farage is younger than Brad Pitt

If we're going to hold up Brad Pitt as the yardstick a whole bunch of people gonna fall short on this one.

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Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Reasonable People for Gary Johnson

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Crazycryodude: Aug 15, 2015; Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?

TeenageArchipelago posted:

lmao what's going on with the top of his head in the middle pic? did he paint his scalp under the bit of hair he does have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

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Pobrecito: Jun 16, 2020; hasta que la muerte nos separe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EDtys1sIq0

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Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

Reminds me of the time Fox news altered some guys press portraits to make them look awful caricatures.

I remember this one because there was an SA thread about it at the time. Somebody asked if a hairline like the one they gave Steinberg was even humanly possible and someone else replied "it's proto-humanly possible" and it still cracks me up for some reason.

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Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Crazycryodude posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

the babes are back!

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a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

Pobrecito posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EDtys1sIq0

lmao

# ? Mar 25, 2021 04:58

Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

Zurtilik posted:

this is the single most brilliant stock manipulation in history

# ? Mar 25, 2021 05:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Low Desert Punk posted:

https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/733518431740252160

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gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Mitt Romney tying his dog to the roof of his car

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Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/733518431740252160

lol

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QuickbreathFinisher: Sep 28, 2008; by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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The Armenian genocide denier flash mob/skywriters

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Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

The New Federal State of China

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

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jisforjosh: Jun 6, 2006; "It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/733518431740252160

https://youtu.be/vbcc8x7j1Lg

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paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

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F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

paul_soccer12 posted:

trump owns lol

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paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

trump owns lol

he was the president

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Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

uber_stoat posted:

oh christ this one's new to me

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Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

the exclamation point is just the cherry on top

it is very important!

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paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/KateAronoff/status/1099078749725683712

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Look at those jackbooted tots

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Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

hillary clinton announcing victory in the 2016 california primary as soon as the polls opened. cringe funny i guess

# ? Mar 26, 2021 04:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Look at those jackbooted tots

It was then that I realized we were hosed beyond all repair. Needless to say, it was hilarious

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Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

paul_soccer12 posted:

water would turn red implies it happened more than once doesn�t it?

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